US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
I really wish he or his team would drop the "KAG" slogan and just go with something like "America First!", "American Renewal" or something else that's a bit less celebratory simply due to the damage caused by the Sideways-Vagina virus, but that aside, this is fucking great and should remind us all of precisely who Trump is, and why we should all vote for our Shitposter-in-Chief in this election.
 
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I really wish he or his team would drop the "KAG" slogan and just go with something like "America First!", "American Renewal" or something else that's a bit less celebratory simply due to the damage caused by the Sideways-Vagina virus, but that aside, this is fucking great and should remind us all of precisely who Trump is, and why we should all vote for our Shitposter-in-Chief in this election.

American Lives Matter.
 
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The ideal Mongrel American of the 21st century must have as many non-white ethnicities mixed into their constituent genetic stew as possible, so as to be able to use each one as a political cudgel. Who will be the first lesbian non-binary hamsgender Indian-Phillipino-Antarcticano American president? The race is on!
 
I always figured Kamala was supposed to be "the one" and Biden was meant as a "final boss" to pass the torch to a WOC (Plan A) or be the DNC pick if Kamala couldn't cut it in the primaries (Plan B) and at the same time, I think they're not even considering the long-term future of what a Trump win could do to them. They are in this to win it.

I think initially they wanted Biden as a Plan B jobber candidate since he'd do the least down ballot damage losing to Trump, but then COVID-19 likely caused a change in plans. They're in this to win this and there's no going back. They even let loose the Antifa and BLM shock troops and Woke Left useful idiots at maximum rage in hopes of using cancel culture to depress white voters and also get the crucial black voter bloc energized for Biden.

But Antifa and BLM are loose cannons at this point and the DNC has totally lost control of the former and barely has any hold on the latter, and I would not be surprised if Kamala's big push is to both try and win over the Karens and swing voters and also give them something to help the Democrats pivot away from the Woke Left.

Even if Trump wins, I think a Kamala ticket could help set a precedent for an internal purge or crackdown of the worst elements of the Woke Left. The Squad may be winning their primaries and Kamala has spoken in favor of BLM and social justice but how much of that is pandering to the BLM crowd as opposed to any actual hard policies? Pelosi has a special hatred of AOC and it's a given that she'll be gerrymandered out of office since the primary efforts against her failed, but Ilhan Omar is more dangerous and a tougher one to displace but if Trump wins, it might actually help the DNC get rid of her and defang the Squad.

If Trump wins a second term and Barr gets the DOJ to go apeshit on BLM and Antifa as opposed to the current investigations that are being hamstrung by a seditious media, the optics of getting reelected, and intentionally obstructive state and local governments.

Trump somehow winng a second term means that him and Barr are a lot more free to fight Antifa as they need to. The DNC won't have as much motive to aid and abet Antifa and BLM since the election will be a moot point, and I suspect the massive lockdowns will end after the election no matter who wins.

Ilhan Omar is an open supporter of Antifa and BLM and is an avowed Marxist who explicitly says she hates America. She's also an anti-Semite and anti-Zionist, which gives them more ammo to use against her in a hypothetical second term of Trump.

Give me all the rainbows you want, but I think there's several reasons why the DNC still went for Kamala as VP instead of the more inoffensive Susan Rice.

At this point I think the DNC and Dem establishment has quietly conceded 2020, in private. The witless minions are still beating the “Biden up by 20” polling fan fiction. But the insiders see the internal numbers and know perfectly well they can’t win with a basement bound dementia patient. Right now their goals are 1.Fundraising! Get people to give them money! (And boy hasn’t BLM been a great scam for that?) and 2. Get rid of the lunatic Progressives seeking to steal the party out from under them. Kamala is in service to number 2. She’s not a progressive, she only badly plays one on TV. She will happily herd the Progressives into camps. I notice the same day they announced Kamala they quickly and quietly banned a Chunk Uigar and the Young Turks from the Convention. Yeah, this is a “Night of the Long Knives“ scenario.
 
At this point I think the DNC and Dem establishment has quietly conceded 2020, in private. The witless minions are still beating the “Biden up by 20” polling fan fiction. But the insiders see the internal numbers and know perfectly well they can’t win with a basement bound dementia patient. Right now their goals are 1.Fundraising! Get people to give them money! (And boy hasn’t BLM been a great scam for that?) and 2. Get rid of the lunatic Progressives seeking to steal the party out from under them. Kamala is in service to number 2. She’s not a progressive, she only badly plays one on TV. She will happily herd the Progressives into camps. I notice the same day they announced Kamala they quickly and quietly banned a Chunk Uigar and the Young Turks from the Convention. Yeah, this is a “Night of the Long Knives“ scenario.

Or DNC leadership is completely paralyzed. They have mayors and governor's screwing over their states with Covid lockdowns. Progressives are in revolt thanks to Bernie. The DNC's pet Chihuahua AntiFa is terrorizing the neighborhood and they are desperately pretending they never had a dog.

So far I haven't seen anything resembling leadership from the DNC. They either gave up or have no idea what to do.
 
Good news everyone, the fact checkers have ended birtherism forever!

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Of course that doesn't address the core contention of the Newsweek article, that her birth on US soil to non-citizens pre-dates the SCOTUS rulings which interpreted the law to grant such births natural US citizenship.

But don't worry about that. The fact-checkers have spoken, pleb, now #VoteBlueNoMatterWho.
 
Good news everyone, the fact checkers have ended birtherism forever!

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Of course that doesn't address the core contention of the Newsweek article, that her birth on US soil to non-citizens pre-dates the SCOTUS rulings which interpreted the law to grant such births natural US citizenship.

But don't worry about that. The fact-checkers have spoken, pleb, now #VoteBlueNoMatterWho.
This doesn't matter, nobody currently has the institutional power to force the DNC to choose someone else, regardless of what the actual law says.
 
If it weren't for the coof, I'd be predicting a 1968-style meltdown on the convention floor.
 
Or DNC leadership is completely paralyzed. They have mayors and governor's screwing over their states with Covid lockdowns. Progressives are in revolt thanks to Bernie. The DNC's pet Chihuahua AntiFa is terrorizing the neighborhood and they are desperately pretending they never had a dog.

So far I haven't seen anything resembling leadership from the DNC. They either gave up or have no idea what to do.
That's the problem with the democratic party. it's a coalition of the spiteful. You have lbgt teamed up with muslims. crony capitalists teamed up with marxists. It's very difficult to lead a party where its various factions have adversarial agendas. If you appease one faction you hurt or piss off the other faction.

Nothing gets done beyond endless babysitting from preventing everyone from wanting to kill each other.
 
That's the problem with the democratic party. it's a coalition of the spiteful. You have lbgt teamed up with muslims. crony capitalists teamed up with marxists. It's very difficult to lead a party where its various factions have adversarial agendas. If you appease one faction you hurt or piss off the other faction.

Nothing gets done beyond endless babysitting from preventing everyone from wanting to kill each other.
There's a long-standing joke about the situation: "I belong to no organized political party! I'm a Democrat." And that's why they make dumb decisions over and over and over again. They aren't looking at the outside world; they're looking at the internal politicking within the party. Try to look at it from a DNC insider's point of view: if you piss off someone with a lot of influence, they can leave and take their faction with them. True, running a shitty candidate has a good chance of losing, but losing is practically a sure thing if your guy gets Perot'd by a third party challenger that you failed to corral. Not to mention long term damage to the party, which is your personal source of power and employment, as well as it being an obvious failure that other people gunning for your job will exploit to kick you out and take your position for themselves.

All this is true for political parties in general, but the identity politics factions in the Democratic party make things worse than usual because by nature they can only see things only through the lens of their own grievances and are incredibly self-centered and are kept together mostly by hate for the majority. Also, there are a lot of them.

So, there's a ton of things you can't do. You can't piss off any single large faction or its leaders too much, or they'll bolt, with consequences as described above. You certainly can't piss off all the factions, or they'll remove you. You can't bring in an outsider, no matter how good their chances of winning may be, because it will piss off everybody who's spent decades kissing ass and working their way up the party ladder. And nobody in the upper ranks will ever sacrifice their own career for the good of the party, because those sort of self-sacrificing people won't have a career long enough to reach the upper ranks, and they can't parachute in from the outside either because of the problems above. If anyone is apparently self-sacrificing in party politics, it just means that they've been secretly promised something good later as a reward for their forbearance.

So most of this trying to figure out what they were thinking, or what their plan was, in choosing these losers? Pointless. It's all about who was promised what, and how much internal clout they have to make good on those promises, and so on, and most of that only comes out years later if at all.
 
All this save the USPS spam on the usual platforms is driving me nuts

For over 25 years the Democrats have been ignoring the postal service and its many woes but suddenly you can't go 5 mins without seeing a new article telling us how much we need the USPS and how the evil orange man is doing everything he can to kill it

I wonder why the Democrats have taken such a sudden interest in the welfare of the postal service. Such an interest in it that they are trying to pass some bills to ensure that the USPS is considered an essential service and now should be funded by the taxpayer.

I wonder why....
 
Sounds very similar to how middle eastern militaries work. They so focused on internal security and keeping folks in line that their defense from outside military forces Suffers.
 
All this save the USPS spam on the usual platforms is driving me nuts

For over 25 years the Democrats have been ignoring the postal service and its many woes but suddenly you can't go 5 mins without seeing a new article telling us how much we need the USPS and how the evil orange man is doing everything he can to kill it

I wonder why the Democrats have taken such a sudden interest in the welfare of the postal service. Such an interest in it that they are trying to pass some bills to ensure that the USPS is considered an essential service and now should be funded by the taxpayer.

I wonder why....
To be fair, the Democrats have been complaining about the fully-funded pensions requirement for a while, and that's been a significant strain on the USPS finances. It's a bit close to the election to fix that, though, and USPS is too busy running around delivering Amazon packages all day to get around to delivering mail-in votes anytime soon.
 
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Say it as often as you like, that's literally not what he said you cock-chugging retard. I realize that your entire candidacy was launched on and depends on this lie being true, but it ain't. He explicitly condemned the Nazis and the White Nationalists, but God forbid we go two seconds without having an intern lie for you.
Oh hey, while we're fuckin' at it, has anyone noticed that even though this is an overt and easily-disproven lie, Twitter's made absolutely no fact checks against it, nor have they pulled the tweet down or labeled it as misinformation? Funny, that.
 
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Say it as often as you like, that's literally not what he said you cock-chugging retard. I realize that your entire candidacy was launched on and depends on this lie being true, but it ain't. He explicitly condemned the Nazis and the White Nationalists, but God forbid we go two seconds without having an intern lie for you.
At least we can tell that Trump is the one spearheading his own account.
 
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