🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

[Niggaplease]

@theralph dude Commit yourself to a baker act unit facility fo a few months holy fucking shit. Internet suicidal as fuck.

actual seppuku might be the way to go there's no rebounding from this unless you're Kim Kardashian.

 

[GameDevAnon]

@theralph wow, so you really want Faith's dad to literally murder you, huh? You're actually trying to commit suicide-by-pissed-off-ex's-father. Even Rekieta is backing away from you, you fucking retard. You really crossed the line with this one.

 

[BUTTlerianJihad]

Whats with you cunts and not using spoilers

AAAAAUUUUUUUUUGGGHHHHHHHH
GO GET AN UBER OR WALK

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Imagine someone falling asleep and having to catch up on 70 pages

I spent my entire day reading this thread. I woke up and started at page 1710 with breakfast, kept reading, came back for lunch, and kept reading. Then I ate supper and had dessert and some grappa while reading this thread. Fucking Christ @theralph, you really want to be on the receiving end of scorched earth tactics by EVERYONE. I know you are reading this thread now while popping Xanax and drinking Maker's Mark while seething and coping with the fact that you posted your micropenis for the entire world to see, all because you wanted to own a young meth head. Who knew that an innocuous corn joke would render such a catastrophe?

 

[BUTTlerianJihad]

I spent my entire day reading this thread. I woke up and started at page 1710 with breakfast, kept reading, came back for lunch, and kept reading. Then I ate supper and had dessert and some grappa while reading this thread. Fucking Christ @theralph, you really want to be on the receiving end of scorched earth tactics by EVERYONE. I know you are reading this thread now while popping Xanax and drinking Maker's Mark while seething and coping with the fact that you posted your micropenis for the entire world to see, all because you wanted to own a young meth head. Who knew that an innocuous corn joke would render such a catastrophe?

HE DOES IT FOR FREE
HE RECEIVES NO MONETARY COMPENSATION

 

[Unog]

Well that is true Ade did say she drove down just to get gunted.

Lmao so she drove to his place, he whipped out his pecker, and she dumped him?

Own-goal there, gunt-guard. Corn 2 - Gunt -2.

 

[Desktop User2]

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Look at this cope lol

I don't know if she still has something on him, but is there any reason to hold it back at this point? I mean, besides actually letting the 3 inch sniffer to be inside of you, which is pretty embarrassing on itself?

 

[Shakka Ahmose]

Gunt vs Jeff Holiday

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Archive of Tweet

 

[Niggaplease]

@theralph wow, so you really want Faith's dad to literally murder you, huh? You're actually trying to commit suicide-by-pissed-off-ex's-father. Even Rekieta is backing away from you, you fucking retard. You really crossed the line with this one.

Yeah I wonder if that doesn't happen and he goes to jail would his cellie release a sex tape of him getting buttfucked?

 

[b0o0pinsn0o0tz]

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Look at this cope lol

@theralph get over yourself faggot. Ade is a relatively normal person above your shit. You should be grateful any woman is willing to put up with your fuckery for five minutes, even nutty Fai Fai.

 

[Superman93]

This boulderversary is gonna be lit.

 

[Basil II]

Literally all of this could've been avoided if he just sent meth-boi a pic of her nudes instead of full-on gunt mating.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I love this crying disappointed Dax. It's like he's never enjoyed internet bullshit before. What a big pussy, I bet he cries as much as boogie.

 

[Big Bad Wart]

Gunt vs Jeff Holiday

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https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1293314453447073792

Also can someone help archive brave is being a bitch.

The Gunt is slowly starting to give in to his impulses and replying hopefully he continues.

 

[Bryan Dunn]

Where the FUCK is Nora DM leaks!

 

[Delicious Diversity]

Lmao so she drove to his place, he whipped out his pecker, and she dumped him?

Own-goal there, gunt-guard. Corn 2 - Gunt -2.

Lmfao please god let this be true, my fucking sides!

 

[Bland Crumbs]

Guntquila!

What a ride the last day has been.

 

[MeltyTW]

not mad at all, not melting down at all, also ralph buddy, the jeff holiday thing isnt made to "own" him, its a schizo shitpost you nog

HE DIDNT WATCH CP ITS NOT TRRRRUUUUUUUUU

 

[Niggaplease]

Literally all of this could've been avoided if he just sent meth-boi a pic of her nudes instead of full-on gunt mating.

my question is did she knew she was being recorded? because if some dude I was fucking took out a cam I'd stop. oh boy if he's in a two party consent state that's another felony, if I was the bitch in question id report this shit like asap.

 

[JustStopDude]

It is very odd to me that man who is so ashamed of body that he must wear a shirt on a beach, but then releases revenge poor....

Also, is the reason Dax puts up with Ralph is that he served as replacement Maddox? It seems that Dax must have idiot around him to hide shortcomings.