🍗 Deathfat Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

How much does Ryann weigh?

  • 300-350lbs (Panda Bear)

    Głosy: 27 1,0%
  • 350-400lbs (Bull Caribou)

    Głosy: 147 5,3%
  • 400-450lbs (Heart of a Blue Whale)

    Głosy: 385 13,8%
  • 450-500lbs (Pigmy Hippo)

    Głosy: 560 20,1%
  • 500-550lbs (Domestic Pig)

    Głosy: 424 15,2%
  • 550-600lbs (Baby Grand Piano)

    Głosy: 333 12,0%
  • 600-650lbs (Vending Machine)

    Głosy: 206 7,4%
  • 650+ (A Fucking Planet)

    Głosy: 703 25,2%

  • Łączna liczba głosujących
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PIONEER? Bopo was a thing for at least a decade+ before Tess waddled onto the scene.
 
No bitch most of us of have steady employment


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She doesn't quite get, does it, does she? Oh wha I'm a big fat influencer. Today someone called me out on my shit. Better go get some take out and a happy meal for Bowie who I most likely won't finish his meal so mommy has nothing to waste.
 
"She was the first plus size model signed to an agency "? On what fucking planet?

Thankfully this is just a sped online publication, because this is some seriously lazy "journalism".

I was going to say. Kate Dillon was a straight size model who switched to plus size well over twenty years ago. Dillon was handpicked by Richard Avedon for one of his shoots. Tess ain’t got shit on Kate.

ETA Kate was signed with Wilhelmina back in the 90s and moved to their plus board in the 00s. There you go: one of the top agencies already had a plus division years before Tess even started her “career”.
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And wouldn’t her supposed pal Mia Tyler qualify as a signed model well before Tess entered the scene?
 
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Imagine waking up on a beautiful morning and getting another day to be alive in a body not afflicted with cancer or genetic disease, with all your limbs working, your cognitive functions intact, your heart still beating, your liver and kidneys still working, your lungs able to pump air in and out, and you choose to spend your time destroying all those gifts by cramming so much food into your body that you end up so fat that strangers cannot tell what they are looking at when you post close-up photos of your body because you've turned yourself into a monster, one sheet cake at a time.

Fuck off, Tess. Give Jolene custody of your girl-boy-child and die already. The lumpen proletariat you lecture about privilege are sick of you taking far more than your share while demanding praise for being a useless glutton.
 
Except for the one customized with her name, it's more crap she can sell on Depop for a higher price than it actually costs. Because yes, Tess charges extra for the privilege of buying products with her sweat and stray hairs.

So if in the store it costs 30 dollars...

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...Tess will sell it, used, for 75 dollars.

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Many more examples here.

If confronted about it, she will lie and call you a liar:

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And not only that! There's a chance that, in true #EffYourBeautyStandards fashion, you won't even receive the item you paid for! Your messages won't be answered either:

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Remember when she sold this bathing suit? Disgusting.

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"She was the first plus size model signed to an agency "? On what fucking planet?
Thankfully this is just a sped online publication, because this is some seriously lazy "journalism".
I was going to start citing ALLLL of the plus-size models that were signed long before her, but then I found this Wikipedia entry that did it for me.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plus-size_model

Edit: This article from 1987 is fascinating.

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Now Flabletics claims that their size 1x is a 16-18 and their 2x is an 18-20. (Note: Tess claims to be a 3x in their clothes, which is obviously complete bullshit.)

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So since 1987, a "perfect" size 18 has been reduced to an ill-fitting size 14 and the measurements for a size 18 have increased by 2-4 inches in the bust, 4-7 inches in the waist, and 5-7 inches in the hips.

Horrifying.

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Also the fact that the "where did you hear about us" option includes KEVIN HART but not the world's most PIONEERING fatass moddle utterly kills me. Sorry Tess, I guess Kevin Hart is a better plus-size influencer than you...
 
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I was going to say. Kate Dillon was a straight size model who switched to plus size well over twenty years ago. Dillon was handpicked by Richard Avedon for one of his shoots. Tess ain’t got shit on Kate.

ETA Kate was signed with Wilhelmina back in the 90s and moved to their plus board in the 00s. There you go: one of the top agencies already had a plus division years before Tess even started her “career”.
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And wouldn’t her supposed pal Mia Tyler qualify as a signed model well before Tess entered the scene?

Ugh, it really pisses me off that "journalists" are so sloppy these days, allowing narcissists and "influencers" to get away with such flagrant lies. With one simple search, I found this:


It's also insulting to erase women like Kate Dillon and Emme, who were always professional and seemly unlike Tess.
 

So using her logic people are supposed to be nice to her because she is fat.
But what is her excuse for treating multiple service workers like shit?
Even more important...totally neglecting and subjecting her children to abusive situations.
 
Tess has an unhealthy obsession with black people. Tess thinks it makes her sound "woke," but all it really does is make she sound like a creep.
She wont even listen or talk about any other issues. Does she think black people just scream about racism everyday. That they don't care about anything else in the world, all the important issues that harm other people (and their own) lives, have thoughts or feelings? Like oh? Grandma fell and broke her hip? Well it's not about police brutality shut up. Alert that our neighbourhood flooded? Stop trying to redirect the attention! Me black me only care BLM Instagram infographics. Unga bunga. Lesson one of woke politics is literally intersectionality, ofc black women care about sexism, black parents care about pedophilia, black teachers care about schools opening, black people care about the whole world they live in etc

She's honestly so racist every day, we see it in the way she talks about and acts towards black people, I'm so creeped out. Anything but this. I'd actually prefer if she says the hard N word or does blackface like her true self would. She's so close to kidnapping a black person.

But really, what is the cure for this? It will never be enlightenment. She needs to be mass cancelled and dragged so hard for her faux activism that she goes completely radio silent over black issues as penance/damage control. If I ever have to read her talk or post about black people again, it'll make me racist. Great job Tess!
 
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“Aloud” lol

She is tired at getting called out for being shitty so she’s having a pity party and trying to guilt people into leaving her alone because occasionally some mean-spirited teenager in her comments calls her a pig. Too bad she’s equally nasty to groups of people SHE deems worthy of derision. I bet other plus-size models don’t get these comments nearly as often and it’s because 9/10 times people see her being a huge bitch and respond in kind.
 
PIONEER? Bopo was a thing for at least a decade+ before Tess waddled onto the scene.

Not to mention that according to SJWs, bopo was created by fat and queer women of color (whose names they never mention, of course).


Such an empowered woman who gives no fucks about what other people say.
 
This 5'2" petite framed woman fills the entire bath to the top. The whole fucking tub.
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There is only a tiny amount of water in that borrowed bathtub, but her bulk displaces, I don't know, anyone wanna guess what 400 pounds of space is in gallons?
 
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