🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

[Burd Turglar]

Oh boy....Ralph is reading the farms and he's not taking it well.

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He's looking extra thumb-like these days. Shed some Lbs you ninja turtle shaped lump of shit.

 

[Disheveled Human]

It's like hating the gunt can unite anyone.

Who knew Ralph was the answer for abolishing racism.

 

[RoobyRoobyRoo]

I swear if this meth head fuck us. i will throw the meth pipe off a cliff.

I will personally buy and smoke all the meth I can find just so dildo-head can't get any

 

[Sammich]

I swear if this meth head fuck us. i will throw the meth pipe off a cliff.

I say we just shove his dildo up his meth encrusted asshole.

 

[Perspicacity]

He's looking extra thumb-like these days. Shed some Lbs you ninja turtle shaped lump of shit.

Ralph drunkenly texting Faith, he must have popped some extra Xannies tonight. He's looks/sounds completely out of it.

 

[Instapot]

Ralph has a fuck ton of like meth pimples or something. Is that just Eczema?

 

[b0o0pinsn0o0tz]

Ralph drunkenly texting Faith, he must have popped some extra Xannies tonight.
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She better text back "fuck off fatty"

 

[Bland Crumbs]

Ralph drunkenly texting Faith, he must have popped some extra Xannies tonight.
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What a professional. His guest is answering a question while Ralph pays no attention. An actual broadcaster/journalist would be listening and trying to think of follow up questions but not Ralph. Ralph is reading the farms, fidgeting like a sped, and texting his teenage meth whore.

 

[Sammich]

Godfather.... he said to READ godfather.. Dyer suggesting crime and punishment, and this faggot croaks "Godfather"

 

[Kaiser Aura]

If this is real Faith will hold the World Speedrun Record for Redemption Arc Any%

Not even the great John Flynt could achieve such greatness

 

[Curious Addie]

Ralph has a fuck ton of like meth pimples or something. Is that just Eczema?

It looks like spider veins from chronic alcohol abuse.

 

[Polinky]

Holy shit please let this all be real. We're coming up on the last hour of the day and still not only is there no pic of Faith and Ralph together but if he's apparently blocking anyone so much as asking about Faith then either that's damning AF or Ralph is really trying to get a "gotcha" on the aylawgs

 

[Love Machine]

Generous Josh
Majestic Matt
King Kraut

FAITH THE FAITHFUL!

 

[Crystal Golem]

In honor of the coming meltdown I'm going to make some fried chicken.

 

[Heavy Rainfall]

Godfather.... he said to READ godfather.. Dyer suggesting crime and punishment, and this faggot croaks "Godfather"

I'd be shocked if Ralph opened a book in the last decade.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

Someone apologized for not being able to donate because they aren't on leave anymore and are away on a mission, and the fucking gunt tells them that's cool, buy merch instead. Most conservative tubers would just say "it's all good! Thanks you for your service"

 

[Iamthatis]

So wait no word on Fai Fai? Did her family stage an intervention? Is she high on meth torturing her submissive ex with vibrators as we speak?

 

[DiceLord]

God this show is so boring.

 

[Love Machine]

About one hour left Ralph, where is Faith the Faithful? Tick Tock

 

[Perspicacity]

"Faith U R coming bak rite?" -Ethan Ralph