🍗 Deathfat Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[America's Giggling Gigolo]

Miss Piggy is sure squealing today! She's raging.

 

[Constellationzero]

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Tess shouldn’t be the one to call someone mediocre when she herself is mediocre at best
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More excuses
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Shelley is right though. If this matters so much to Tess, why didn’t she speak out about it earlier?
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Tess isn’t even educated though. She only says that because if she actually had to explain her point, she couldn’t even manage to make a sound argument without resorting to playground insults.
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Tess doesn’t understand the concept of catching more flies with honey rather than vinegar
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Again, she’s just repeating woke jargon to sound smart
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I’ll admit that this could have been worded better, but it’s not like Tess will understand the reasoning behind it. She doesn’t see her hypocrisy
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Tess has some mixed messages. Here’s her caption:
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Amanda is right though, Tess shouldn’t be calling the police when someone breaks into her house
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At least she admits that she isn’t as rich as she pretends to be
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If you’re Tess, it’s okay to dehumanize people so long as they aren’t a protected class
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Hypocrisy strikes again. Yes all white people and cops, but if you dare say “all black people are terrible”, it’s not okay. Tess is also too dumb to realize that if BLM gets their way, Tess will be persecuted by them as well. Being woke and white won’t save you

Dear RYANN:

You are white. When you woke up this morning, you were white. When you shove champagne cake into your greasy maw while your children do without, you were white. When you take selfies with Mary Kay Letourneau PEDOPHILES, you were white. When you STEAL money belonging to your children to be used for their education and care to get another tard scribble on your H.R. Geiger body horror carcass, you were white. When you filter your photos to hell and back, you are white. When unfortunate people are sucked into your event horizon and are violently killed by spagettification, you are white. When you perform another daily minstrel show of showing how woke you are, you, RYANN, are in fact, WHITE.

 

[MathildaLeon]

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This is a face that will haunt you.

God shes ugly

 

[SnarkySperg]

Peer pressure on social media is actually pretty brutal. If you stay silent because you're not comfortable sharing your thoughts or simply don't want to enter a fight, you're literally a racist. Sow weak-minded people like Tess feel pressured to show how much they Care about BLM or whatever social movement is trending at the moment. Lots of wannabee influencers/models post shit like this to show how woke and relatable they are, but if you're smart, you can see right through their bullshit.

I feel like just having a room temperature IQ can help you see through their bullshit. Just being able to think for yourself, question every claim people make to you, and being somewhat open-minded to hearing new viewpoints will be extremely beneficial.

I can't tell if Tess is genuinely incapable of having an independent thought or if she just doesn't want to because it might require admitting she's wrong.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

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This is a face that will haunt you.

Is she using some filter that lengthens her face to make it look slimmer in this picture?
The way her face and eyes look makes me think of the filters Kailyn Wilcher uses.

 

[Pollybock]

Epitome of virtual signaling or whatever. Bitch claims to be woke (which apparently is AAVE anyways) but Blabs about shit without ever doing a damn thing. Half assed VERY PHOTOGRAPHED “protest” doesnt count btw

 

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[Water-T]

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The only thing "on fire" are Tess' chafed thighs.

 

[America's Giggling Gigolo]

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Once again displaying that unmistakable hillbilly bravado, Hee Haw Tess offers up her IRL location and invites a complete stranger to her apartment, where she, her child, and Jolene live, to throw down. Another moment of great parenting. She has such concern for the welfare of others.

 

[FuckDuckSeagull]

Ryann, 6 hours of sleep is not a nap.

How the fuck does a "busy, working, single mom" have time for a SIX HOUR nap?! Oh right, you just dump your kids on Jolene.

 

[FinnaBinna]

Some reasons why TESS has to play the ultra WOKE card:

1. She is from the most historically racist/segregated states in the whole U.S. Mississippi. And small town Mississippi at that. There is no way, that she as a white person did not grow up around or even be related to old school racist people. She never talks about growing up there and the atrocities she might have witnessed. Those would have damaging effects on her psyche if she in fact was not prejudice at all. (This is no offense to anyone that lives in or is from Mississippi now. I’ve been there, it’s very green and lovely) So she probably saw things/ did things/ and said things that were racist at the time.
2. “Black men love me!” which translates to... black men want to bang me. She was very quick to post a retraction about it recently, since everyone is getting canceled for shit they said years ago. Which she even admitted at the time her apology wasn’t genuine but, NOW it’s really GENUINE YOU GUHYYS! She is terrified of being cancelled for it because it exposed her true self. It wasn’t a mishap or a slip of the tongue. She made it a point to say that black men desire her because she is so sexually attractive that they have to act on their impulses immediately. Which was taken as black men are more sexually impulsive than other men. So wrong.
3. She stole money FROM HER FANS and was flippant about it until it started gaining traction online. So multiple articles were written about it and she had to face the music.... And we know the internet is forever. A new fan could research that online and call her out. It exposed another side of her and she lost plenty of hardcore fans after that. She really has no defense. I’m sure there are still people that till this day never got her refund.
4. She’s QuEeR now you guys!!! Now that she’s apart of that community she has to be an “activist” even more. Which just translates as her posting stuff online. Not physically doing anything. Some people try to akin being gay to being black because both suffer with discrimination. Which is an odd comparison but, she aligns with that group think. A hair on Liberace’s cape is more gay than she ever will be. So she has to over compensate to prove how reallyyyy QUEER she is but, only it proves even more how fake she is. She wants to be oppressed so very bad and if she’s queer she’s automatically discriminated against. So she hassss to fight back! Because let’s group every oppressed person all together because they are all the same! Nope. It don’t work that way.

Tess is no ones savior or speaker. She doesn’t have enough intellect to pull that off. But, let’s face it. Being an activist today is being a keyboard warrior. That is her limit.

Fact of the matter is there is so many reasons SHE SUCKS and she knows it. And it’s funny to see her thirst for respect and recognition for being an SJW.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

If she thinks 6 hours of sleep is a nap, what does she consider to be a good night's sleep? 12 hours?

 

[LetThemEatCake]

Guess where her kid was and what he was doing during Tess's six-hour snore session? With someone else who could supervise him, feed him, ge him a drink etc, make sure he didn'tt impale himself on something sharp or wander outside and get hit by a car or abducted. Hopefully. She couldn't be more obvious she doesn't actually look after him between this comical 'nap' and the fact she complains how haaaaaard parenting is every time she spends any time whatsoever wiht him.

 

[cuddle striker]

she's an aging, ready-to-pop, idiotic, overfilled lard balloon. If she's right about anything it'll be by mistake.

those yeehaw murika pictures really show how much she's gained. that photo of her crossing her ankles, back a page or two. She looks almost human-sized there by contrast.

Her ears look glued on.

 

[JesusChristSuperstar]

Seen this Tweet:
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It's THE DRESS
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From a few days ago, but this dress has seemingly become so popular with "skinny TikTok girls" there is a bit of backlash from FA/woke types.

https://twitter.com/AudreyEstok/status/1291786853046255616 [archive]

I'm not familiar with many TikTok stars but I'm guessing it looks almost as childish and ridiculous on them as it does Tess, just fitted properly and with less fat.

 

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[Diet Coke 4 Life]

It's hot when the skinny TikTok girls wear it because they don't have to alter it with velcro closures to keep it on their bodies.

ETA: 'As a queer plus size women'
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Wasn't Tess just spouting off about how educated and articulate she is?

 

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[Water-T]

True, but you and Nick just wallowed in each other's crapulence.

It's funny that Tess is stuck in Jolene's shack and turning tricks with feeders because she keeps waiting for a man to rehabilitate her life instead of doing it by losing weight and changing her entitled bitch behaviour.

 

[JambledUpWords]

They probably don’t talk about it because Tess, despite being a “model”, didn’t make the dress look good.