MY NEW WEIGHT LOSS PLAN - aww shit here we go again, 08/07/2020

[Cr1ms0n_&_C10v3r]

Operation Optavia 2.0.

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

The Future is Female?????? Hell, your partner isn't even female, Boo Boo!

 

[dingobaby]

I don't know what this app is, but of course they want you to do all the extras (daily weigh ins, daily coach calls, quizzes, etc) to justify the price. I have never heard Amber so pumped about "the psychology of weightloss" before, because, you know, her psychiatrist is just about the pills and phone apps have pretty designs. Counting calories was a lot of work but all this daily bullshit should be a breeze. I don't even understand what this is about since the first half of the video was self congratulations on her intuitive eating success.

 

[ADHD]

She got worn down by an ad for an app

This isn't going to be any better than WW, which she's still paying for. The main point I took away from this video is that Amber needs to install a damn adblocker.

Operation Optavia 2.0.

We need a poll on whether she'll last any longer on this than she did Optavia. Remember how Optavia sent her a workbook and she was like a child on Christmas when she realized it was a workbook instead of a regular book? That's how she sounds right now about this nice shiny new app.

God only knows how much she's going to annoy the coach for this program if the way she bugged her Optavia coach is anything to go by.

 

[KiwiKunt]

She got worn down by an ad for an app

This isn't going to be any better than WW, which she's still paying for. The main point I took away from this video is that Amber needs to install a damn adblocker.


We need a poll on whether she'll last any longer on this than she did Optavia. Remember how Optavia sent her a workbook and she was like a child on Christmas when she realized it was a workbook instead of a regular book? That's how she sounds right now about this nice shiny new app.

God only knows how much she's going to annoy the coach for this program if the way she bugged her Optavia coach is anything to go by.

I think it was recommended to her by someone on Twitter - the give a way was her saying she had been assigned a dedicated 'coach'

 

[Skippy1931]

Does she ever shut the fuck up? What is the point of the last 3 videos? I enjoy snark never have signed a petition ever but damn I agree with those that want her off you tube she is making money to do nothing but be a condescending bitch

 

[ADHD]

I think it was recommended to her by someone on Twitter - the give a way was her saying she had been assigned a dedicated 'coach'

Oh, I was going based on her saying that she's been hearing about it for a while and that it shows up in ads on her phone and YouTube recommended a video about it.

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

How many fucking times is this stupid bitch going to be 'super excited' to start yet another weight loss program? I bet Noom aren't super excited when they realize who their latest subscriber is lol. She should have taken their free 2 week trial - NO WAY IN HELL IS THE AMBEAST STICKING TO THIS PROGRAM FOR 2 WEEKS - never managed to stick at anything before - never will manage it! But she did the decent thing and signed up because she is such a conscientious customer, who always sticks to contracts - just not medical ones - you know, the ones where the hospitals have to take legal action to get the fat fuck to pay for her treatment.

 

[Tiki Bar Man]

Wow she is really losing her hair fast. I know You read here hamber and you night ignore and roll your eyes at everything else but you are very obviously showing that hair lost now and it's not getting better

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I can't believe there's one in her size.

 

[Ozul]

Surprise surprise it's another fucking app. It's not like other weight loss apps, guiz!! This one uses colors instead of points or calories!1!

 

[dingobaby]

Wow she is really losing her hair fast. I know You read here hamber and you night ignore and roll your eyes at everything else but you are very obviously showing that hair lost now and it's not getting better

Just a reminder, this is what Amber's hair looked like this month two years ago. And it was longer then, and more weighed down.

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

I wonder if a Noom coach is allowed to block a customer? Her 'dietitian' had to because Big AL would not leave her alone lol, constant messaging about the same things, even on Thanksgiving. She is a moron with zero understanding or respect for others. I want so much for YouTube to demonetize her, just for a few days, so we can watch her reaction...

 

[beautiful person]

Found a review of Noom. Here's what they say about pricing:

Noom offers a two-week introductory period, then costs $150 for a six-month subscription—you must enter your credit card up front to access the intro period. While that works out to $25 per month, you’ll have to pay that $150 up front. You also can’t prorate the program: If you cancel during week 3, it will cut you off immediately and you’ll be out that $150.

Amber was very, very dumb to not take advantage of the free trial. If she isn't just bullshitting that part.

The reviewer says it's pretty decent with a few flaws, and that the psychological aspect of it does make a difference. But they also lost a normal-person 20 pounds over 100 days. Unfortunately for Amber, her psychological problems are way too deep to be helped by a self-directed app and a questionably-qualified coach that you can choose not to engage with at all.

 

[literally low-key]

She has barely started this plan and she's already in love with it. "It's totally worth the money!"

She loves it because she had to answer a list of questions about herself. We all know she loves, loves .loves to talk about herself. Also, they have quizzes which is more of the same thing, talking about herself.

Amber is so easily scammed! She believes throwing money at her problems will make them go away.

 

[mekalekahi]

Congrats amber!! You found another program where you are still in full control of your diet and no one keeping you accountable!!!

 

[Clamchowder]

From what I’ve read the noom coach is a bot that picks up key words.
I wonder if even a robot will block her

 

[Twa Corbies]

TL;DR she's doing Noom now, which I guess is like Weight Watchers but with more focus on weight-loss psychology. Let's see how long our Queen of Self Reflection will stick with it.

Was wondering when she was gonna glom onto this one. Noom seems to advertise a lot on Public radio so figured it might be a while till Amber discovered it.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

When in doubt, spend money.

 

[shameful existence]

The app is awesome, because it gave her less calories than other programs. Peak Amberlynn. I started clapping when I heard that I have to eat under 3000 calories a day. Finally someone gets it. Finally someone is being honest with me. Becky can confirm.

I skipped the cancer saga and seeing her again after a couple of weeks, I have to say that our gorl actually looks quite energetic. Or maybe I've just been watching too much Chantal lately.

 

[KiwiKunt]

Oh, I was going based on her saying that she's been hearing about it for a while and that it shows up in ads on her phone and YouTube recommended a video about it.

LOL - I must have phased out when she said that -