-she shouted out her stupid mirrors, she definitely didn't see that mentioned here guys
-eating likes its the 1950s, i guess that outfit is supposed to be retro or something?
-dont worry guys, no gelatin molds for our gorl she's not an animal
-her idea of a well balanced meal includes milk and dessert, no mention of veggies
-what she IMAGINES a 1950s meal to be, bc there is no possible way to actually check since that was practically back in the stone age.
-a betty crocker box mix cake
-more awful cat voice. they are of course on the counter
-shes got about 4lbs of meatloaf, a pile of spuds and the smallest serving is the peas lmao
-"i saw in videos they have a little salad" as she gestured to a huge bowl covered in ranch
-her portions are totally right guys bc although women were oppressed into eating small plates the MEN totally would've eaten these huge portions every night. bc as well all know portions of food were much larger back then.
-she wears the pants in that house, she just has to have peetz help her pull them up
-she made peas but doesn't even like them. unfortunately no other veggies had been invented in the 50s for her to try

-of course shes a basic "born in the wrong time" bitch
-you would've been in a sideshow back then chantal you wouldnt have a man to take care of you while you popped out some brats
-she dips her meatloaf in her potatoes sO qUiRkY~
- i dont believe she actually cooked that meatloaf
-there were tons of single parents in the 50s buying houses
-she feels so sorry for the Poors that have to actually work jobs
-whiplash from talking about the poor, to how old music is great, but civil liberties!!!
-trying to relate to a housewife, nope nevermind she's making some joke about how many of them wore crotchless panties back then
-she totally would, and not just bc the crotch would split as soon as she put them on
-she would have so many more made-up lover stories in the 50s, banging all her milk-men
-milk men are apparently the uber eats drivers of yesterday
-it must be tiring doing chores and housework all day, chantal can't relate
-she just ate gravy out of her cleavage you're welcome feeders
-she started to tell us what to put in meatloaf and then jumpcut to piling more gravy on her plate while she tries to remember what goes in meatloaf
-"i would not survive as a housewife" because she couldn't FART or her husband would leave her wow
-talks about instructional videos on being a lady as she deep throats the gravy off her fingers
-she PROBABLY wouldn't be married back then. just probably.
-peetz cameo, she burp-talks to him and he calls her a pig. calls her out on how a 50s housewife wouldn't belch her words.
-she should've added bread and butter to her meal, would really balance it out
-the cat voice is still annoying in 1.5 speed fyi
-more shh-ing, shh's the cat on the counter
-loud milk gulping
-shes really tearing into that cake for someone who "doesn't like sweets"
-i can see the cake behind her and it has no frosting but her piece does. do people frost cake as it's served?
-more stupid weird demon moaning to end the video