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- 24 Sty 2015
HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY I'M A PROSTITUTE
Ahuviya Harel / ADF / Phillip V. Haskins-Delici
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- 28 Gru 2014
At least he didn't get her a knuckle sandwich again.
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- 7 Kwi 2014
Please spoiler the images if you do, nobody needs to see that shit.
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- 4 Lut 2014
Dammit, Manboobiya, quit trying to shoehorn your new profession as a manwhore into your mother's day post! Here, lemme fix that for you with a little MS paint...
There, much better. 
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- 4 Lut 2013
Calling it now, he just wants to add "sex worker" to his ever-growing list of oppresshuns. He's not even going to attempt to make any money at it.
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- 3 Wrz 2014
He'll use the fact that he looks like a cenobite's attempt to breed with Shrek as a way to scream about how hard his life is... on a phone plan that costs more than a lot of people's entire communications package.
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- 16 Sty 2015
Everyone I've ever known who had "works at: self employed" on their Facebook profile was a miserable, unemployable piece of shit. That or a 15 year old that wanted to seem cooler.
Either one describes Phil.
Either one describes Phil.
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- 30 Maj 2014
The IRS requires you to declare any and all income, regardless of how it was obtained. Illegal income is not exempt or protected under self incrimination clauses. You do not fuck with the taxman.
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- 18 Paź 2014
See, I assume he bought all that bondage shit, and then decided he'd better find an excuse to use it.
Well then.
It's like when you buy a panini press. You tell yourself it's not a waste of money because you love paninis and you'll probably use it at least 2-3 times a week. After the initial rush wears off, the press ends up gathering dust on the least-accessible corner of your kitchen counter, and maybe you bust it out every now and then to make a grilled cheese, but mostly you just feel like an asshole for spending $60 on something you hardly use.
Except instead of grilling sandwiches, he's giving parking lot hand jobs. In a Bane mask. Goddamn, he is stupid.
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- 4 Lut 2013
To be fair, the Bane mask does hide most of his face.
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- 10 Lut 2015
Not enough.
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- 27 Kwi 2015
Well then.
Someone was wondering where the Bitstrips were, well here you go.
I feel bad for Jackie. She does not deserve ADF as a son.
Also, a bit of information, ADF's uncle was a police chief:
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- 17 Lis 2014
Also, a bit of information, ADF's uncle was a police chief:
He's gonna pretend he doesn't exist. Either that or he disavows him like he did with his father by making some stupid shit up.
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- 24 Sty 2015
Okay so he's paying himself money to jack off.
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- 27 Kwi 2015
I'm waiting to see what kind of BS story ADF comes up with. INB4 ADF accuses his uncle of touching his penis too.
Jacqueline "Jackie" Haskins has quite a few upright citizens in her family. ADF even has an older brother named Nicholas who wants nothing to do with him. ADF's dad even has a new family with grandkids who love him, ADF's dad, to death.
ADF's family is like the Chandlers in a way; There are so many winners in the family and then there's the lolcow who doesn't do so good.
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- 10 Paź 2014
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Well then.
Someone was wondering where the Bitstrips were, well here you go.
Okay, this person is clearly crazed and has already attempted suicide less than 2 months ago and now seems to be willingly entering the sex trade after posting all this and themselves in bondage equipment.
At what point is it obvious that ADF does not need to be free and making their own decisions? Really at what point is it safe to say that ADF has no business deciding anything for themselves at all? At this point, I think they are exceeding CWC levels of poor choices.
The fact that social security is paying for this to happen is just wonderful too.
I am also curious, who in their right mind would hire ADF to do anything? At this point, I cannot think of a single job that this man could be entrusted to.
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- 24 Sty 2015
Social justice means calling others fags and then killing them.
P.S. Phil, you beat up your disabled mother and you are piece of shit because of it.
P.S. Phil, you beat up your disabled mother and you are piece of shit because of it.
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