🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

[Mr. Manchester]

He's making bank and totally not seething, the success is overwhelming look at the near $80 the gunts made so far.

I can say from personal experience that getting drunk at a (good) bar is not cheap.

If you're in a fairly large down your standard well drink, on a friday, if there's a deal is going to run you $5.

These are about half a shot of alcohol and a mixer.

So, take the amount of drinks Ralph had and multiply it by 5, add whatever his child bride had, and give the benefit of the doubt that he didn't try to get a big dick and pay for his friends and you can come close to the bill.

 

[GameDevAnon]

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This is all I see whenever I see his monolithic head.

 

[Ningen]

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This is all I see whenever I see his monolithic head.

Can't wait for Ralph's cancerous gunt to adquire self-awareness and literally turn into Krang from the Ninja Turtles, that'd be an improvement.

 

[floom]

I can say from personal experience that getting drunk at a (good) bar is not cheap.

It is if you have tits.

 

[FreeHugsCheap]

Look at this fuck we use to Rag on these types of kids genetics in middle school. This look typically accompanied by orange pizza grease on lips. what a fucking sped.

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How does he have fat woman hands? How little testosterone do you have to have to have hands that smooth, flabby, and hairless?

 

[Gilbert Grape]

It is if you have tits.

I don't think you took Ralph into consideration when posting this.

 

[Festivus]

$219,000 debt and the Crack Shack was evaluated at $75,000

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

I noticed Ralphs head looked like something familiar and then struggled with gimp like an idiot until I finally "made" this

Spoiler

Which came first? The Ethan or the Gunt

 

[Mr. Manchester]

$219,000 debt and the Crack Shack was evaluated at $75,000
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No no no, your credit score doesn't matter right?

 

[Ningen]

$219,000 debt and the Crack Shack was evaluated at $75,000
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JUST
U
S
T

 

[Had]

No no no, your credit score doesn't matter right?

 

[floom]

I don't think you took Ralph into consideration when posting this.

Ralph’s got his tits safely squished behind his man-spanx now.

 

[ClipBitch]

Calling it now. The ppp stream is going to get shut down due to XANDER showing in-depth property info.

 

[JewBacca]

It is if you have tits.

Only if someone wants to see said tits. I for one would pay to not be subjected to that form of torture.

 

[Burd Turglar]

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This is all I see whenever I see his monolithic head.

You're missing how true this is, the bottom of Krang is actually the gunt picture we all know and loath. There's nothing in Ethans head, he's being controlled by a disgusting, wrinkly, screeching monstrosity he keeps covered by circus tent sized long sleeve shirts.

 

[Disheveled Human]

When PPP is X-Rated so he isnt on the front page and he still ass fucks you in views. Ralph's best efforts cant suffice the obese Canadian what a shame what a embarrassment.

 

[Immortal Technique]

Just like YT, DLive is curating the "trending" page. How much dick did Ethan suck to get this treatment? He's basically DLive Alinity.

 

[Psicopax]

AAAAUUUUUGHHHH YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS OF MY HOT 18 YEAR OLD GIRLFRIEND

Spoiler: SmokingHot

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

FEATURED AND ON THE FRONTPAGE OF THE WEBSITE AND STILL CAN'T BEAT A CANADIAN NEET

 

[Iron Father]

AAAAUUUUUGHHHH YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS OF MY HOT 18 YEAR OLD GIRLFRIEND

Spoiler: SmokingHot

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Sorry if this is super late but I knew she reminded me of somebody: