🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

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Lots of zoomers and millennials like doing childish shit, like adult colouring books, watching Steven Universe &c. so it doesn't prove she's developmentally delayed by the standards of her generation. Undeniably skeevy though, especially with his social media antics.

Still better drawing quality than CWC.
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She's without a doubt mentally delayed. The majority are normal and don't get as much attention because they don't put their autism on full display. She'll grow up to be that dumpy old bitch at Wal-Mart wearing a Tweety Bird shirt saying "not today" or some dumb shit.

But the best part is that when she gets bored and somebody else hits her up because of her exposure due to ER, she'll either cheat on him or leave him. He'll sperg out so hard about it and the milk will be sweeter than ever.
 
Does Ralph have the balls to hang the poster on the wall? Thats the real question.
 
The art is terrible and of child-like quality but it's the Autistic lack of awareness that no one wants/likes the art that makes this sad. If she really is a potato then I feel bad that she doesn't have the social skills to realize that she is presenting herself like one.
 
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Lots of zoomers and millennials like doing childish shit, like adult colouring books, watching Steven Universe &c. so it doesn't prove she's developmentally delayed by the standards of her generation. Undeniably skeevy though, especially with his social media antics.

Still better drawing quality than CWC.
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CWC's art is a national treasure, and honestly would do well if someone made a children's book series out of it.
 
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Guntsinging is a term commonly used to refeer to gunt vocalization.
The word "song" is used to describe the pattern of irregular but predictable sounds made by some species of drunk ecelebs, notably the Ethanoli Ralphus. This is included with or in comparison with actual music. It has been suggested that guntsinging serves a clear evolutionary purpuse in the context of sexual competition, communicating grooming fitness to female Randy Stairs, trying to compensate for hideous physical appearance and limp penises.
These clicking sequences produced by the Ethanoli Ralphus reportedly allow herds of guntguards to coordinate damage control activities triggering the creation of sockpuppets accounts in Karen Farms.

Guntguards are demi-parasitic protozoa that establish bilateral simbiotic relationships with Ethanoli Ralphus, licking the grease out of his gunt as their main source of calories and nutrients, protecting the dignity of said gunt in return, because the gunt doesn't release grease when Ethanoli Ralphus' dopamine drops below Sargona Akkadis' levels.
 
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