🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

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Bob Barker powiedział(a):
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"Ralph is no threat, merely a joke, but a joke that must be dealt with to save my daughter. And I would die for her."
Ralph groomed the wrong highschooler.
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This is a father that is all bark, no bite.

If he was a good father his daughter wouldnt be with Ralph in the first place.

Second, if he was as dangerous as he claimed he would have acted, nit threatened.

This is some "I will backtrace it" and "consequences will never be the same" shit. He thinks he is impressing his daughter with his bravado, but she isn't 12 anymore.
 
Vetti powiedział(a):
I'd love to see Ralph vs Vickers on a people's court type show.
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Judging by their appearances, its more likely they would settle this with katanas. And Yes, Matt Vickers is as much a neckbeard fag as Ralph. The only difference is that hes somewhat successful and isnt a cradle robbing alcoholic.
 
High Tea powiedział(a):
Her parents claimed she was legally incompetent even though she had a driver's license and was in college. I think she had severe autism or something and there was legal guardianship issues even though she was above 18 ie they would make sure she paid her bills, make medical decisions and stuff. They claimed she was vulnerable mentally and JF took advantage and groomed her, and she couldn't possibly understand that. What always surprised me about this situation was the state saying she was ok to drive a 2000 pound possible death machine, but she couldn't decide who to date. It's like Buck vs Bell.
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IIRC the legal justification came down to psych assessments about her mental faculties and how she required some level of full time care and decision-making on her behalf. Without that kind of groundwork already there then it would be hard for Faith's parents to do anything about the situation.
 
Realistically there's no way any lawsuit would happen, it's just the go-to threat for boomers online.

Saying shit like 'Sorry I was too busy fucking your daughter' is so disrespectful even for trailer-trash like the Gunt; those are the kind of words that inspire murder.
Both metaphorically by taking that interview with PPP/Godwinson and literally.

Today feels like another '50 pages added to the thread' day :story:
 
Iirc his Facebook linked to his Twitter
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BrainProlapse powiedział(a):
Realistically there's no way any lawsuit would happen, it's just the go-to threat for boomers online.

Saying shit like 'Sorry I was too busy fucking your daughter' is so disrespectful even for trailer-trash like the Gunt; those are the kind of words that inspire murder.
Both metaphorically by taking that interview with PPP/Godwinson and literally.

Today feels like another '50 pages added to the thread' day :story:
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Its the funniest way to meet the parents for the first time tbh. How the fuck will this ever go long term when it essentially started off like this.

"This is my Dad and Mom babe. Dad, this is my boyfriend Ralph"

"AUUGHHH I HEARD U BEAT MY GF AND SHIT
FUCK YOU IM ETHAN RALPH, OWNER & CHIEF OF THE RALPHRETORT! LOOK ME UP DAD!"

:story::story::story:
 
Null powiedział(a):
all ya had to do was follow the damn train and not fuck any crazy teenager girls with daddy issues, ralph

turn on obs, read the news, take callers, and don't stick your dick in crazy

the easiest fucking job in the entire fucking world
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He literally can’t do that. If you’ve ever worked any job for any period of time in the south you’d know that Ralph is a type. You always have that one guy on a crew, in a store, on the line at a plant, who has the talent to be good at what they do, but can’t get out of their own way. It’s always some kind of fucked of drama involving, whores, dope, drinking, or in the south, dirt track racing.
 
Ethan Ralph is WINNING so much right now even Dox Carrera basks in his glory. All us ayy lawgs can do is seeth'n'cope as The Ralphamale just. keeps. on. WINNING.

Seriously though, if that's the actual dad's Twitter, this is just some next-level embarrassing juvenile shit, I'd rather display starfish online than do all this.
 
gran_autismo powiedział(a):
I'm starting to become convinced that Dax doesn't view Ethan as a friend but more as his personal fool.
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Some of ralph's biggest missteps lately seem to have come at the guidance of Dax.

If you've ever seen the movie 'Ex Drummer' I'm betting this situation will turn out like that.
Every village has its band of fools, trying to get to the top, following their idols in drug habits, but staying losers till the end of their pathetic days. They all do this in the name of rock & roll. Three disabled rock musicians are looking for a drummer. Dries, a well known writer, seems the right guy for the job, were it not for the fact that his only handicap is that he can't play the drums. He joins the group as a perfect, but evil god walking down his mountain to play with the populace. With the arrival of this infiltrator, personal disputes and family feuds start to jeopardize the band's fragile future. Dries will manipulate them till they are willing to drink each others blood and their only future is written down in many Punk lyrics: "No Future".
 
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He literally can’t do that. If you’ve ever worked any job for any period of time in the south you’d know that Ralph is a type. You always have that one guy on a crew, in a store, on the line at a plant, who has the talent to be good at what they do, but can’t get out of their own way. It’s always some kind of fucked of drama involving, whores, dope, drinking, or in the south, dirt track racing.
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No need to bring funny cars into this now!
 
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