🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

[Disheveled Human]

HOT OFF THE PRESSES, THE GUNT DESTROYS DLIVE SO PPP CAN'T GO LIVE

The gunt will blame this on Josh and PPP doing gayops

 

[Haru Okumura]

https://twitter.com/PoweroftheTruth/status/1288648754179051527

(archive)

"There will be a modified show put on in about 15 minutes"

 

[GameDevAnon]

Academics confirmed.

What do your scientists have to say on the matter?

 

[Sam Losco]

@Greg Rip sock account

It's actually no unwritten just not common heard of. People like to call it the JosephTX rule.

Who's "people"? Weeb Wars autistics? It's been around forever. Someone got banned for trolling Russell Greer years back and posting it all. It was great shit, but he still ate a ban for it.

Edit - Grammar.

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

https://twitter.com/PoweroftheTruth/status/1288648754179051527

(archive)

"There will be a modified show put on in about 15 minutes"

I just had a chance to watch this and I feel like such a stupid asshole.

Of course it was the real Mr Vickers. Sorry PPP.

If the show is cancelled I'm going to blame people who didn't believe the Michael Vickers interviewed in the last show was the True and Honest Michael Vickers. Fucking heretics!

 

[GameDevAnon]

Ralph is streaming on DLive right now.
PPP can't for some reason...

 

[Mr. Manchester]

If the show is cancelled I'm going to blame people who didn't believe the Michael Vickers interviewed in the last show was the True and Honest Michael Vickers. Fucking heretics!

I SAID I WAS SORRY! FORGIVE ME PPP!

Also it's a very special day today.

 

[GameDevAnon]

Does anyone want to take a crack at changing these into posters for "The Gunt?"

 

[UnKillFill]

He's got a sword.

 

[Crystal Golem]

GAD DAMN! Ralph what the hell did you do stay up all night eating ramen and drinking? His head looks like it's going to explode.

 

[Grim_Autismo]

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He's got a sword.

And of course it's the cheapest trash you could get overnighted off Amazon. Look at how cheap that scabbard looks, like some balsa wood construction project you'd do in middle school.

 

[Mundane Ralph]

So I guess he's going to call her "zoomer girl" from now on. How long until Ralph kills Dick and wears his skin?

 

[PhoBingas]

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GAD DAMN! Ralph what the hell did you do stay up all night eating ramen and drinking? His head looks like it's going to explode.

He and Faith were here shitposting at like 6AM his time. I think he's been up all night.

 

[Funkmaster]

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IT'S NAWT. EVEN. HAWT. OUTSYDE.

 

[Boyfriend Coefficient]

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He's got a sword.

Now he just needs a Australian catboi and his new e-daddy will bless him some of his viewers.

 

[Pomniman]

You wouldn't believe how hard I've been looking. It was overshadowed by the pillstream and the fallout from that. Most people just assumed the gunt was too drunk to work OBS.

From what I recall there was like a straight hour of dead air before anything happened on that stream so it wouldn't be that surprising if no one stuck around to archive it.

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

 

[MoeChotto]

So I guess he's going to call her "zoomer girl" from now on. How long until Ralph kills Dick and wears his skin?

What do you think he bought that shitty cheap dull sword for?

 

[Grim_Autismo]

What do you think he bought that shitty cheap dull sword for?

To cut his chip sandwiches.

 

[Garth]

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He's got a sword.

Appears to be a Gladius. Looks quite similar: $50. At that price it's basically a glorified letter opener. Likely a low-effort attempt at owning the Jceasar meme. What an asshole.