🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

[William Tell Underpass]

God damn godwinson is autistic.

This man is so obciously deeply uncomfortable and i feel nothing but pity for him as they ask him about the fat fuck whos ploughing his daughter.

 

[Love Machine]

These boomers are gonna kill me.

 

[Glade Candles]

>Godwinson makes a reference to Ethan being a potential future son-in-law

Vickers: "It won't happen, she'll get bored.

 

[thismanlies]

Hearing the dad laugh at the gunt... priceless.

 

[DiceLord]

This poor guy

 

[Perspicacity]

This is the most incredible interview I have ever heard in my life. IS this real life? Am I awake? My mind is completely blown? This is really her father!? And yes PPP/Godwinson is basically IRC in video/audio form.

 

[Crystal Golem]

I dunno some of this is lining up this is exactly how I expected him to sound.

 

[Glade Candles]

This guy sounds like unscuffed Lowtax.

 

[UnKillFill]

This is fake and gay.

 

[Vetti]

He listened to Opie & Anthony. Based oldfag pest confirmed.

 

[Had]

I'm getting feels

 

[Desktop User2]

You can feel his pain... poor dad

 

[Updatedmyjournal]

I cant tell if this is a larp. I am the same age as as the guest and I post here.

 

[Noproblemo]

Wait he's saying exactly what someone posted here, is this fake?

 

[Haru Okumura]

Here is a clip of Vickers reacting to seeing the gunt for the first time.

https://dlive.tv/clip/0888aac9-7c88-45e5-97ce-12ca4f1f51f6

Trying to figure out how to archive dlive clips now.

EDIT: Uploaded to the site, disregard the few seconds of technical issues in the beginning.

 

[chops]

This is way too awkward to be fake

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

Please, leave ralph and go back to your family.

 

[Garth]

Shit ... some feels going on here ...

Heard Ethan hates blacks and jews

"It's a cult"

 

[William Tell Underpass]

This.

She is there to rebel, nobody wants to be the rebel that the evil overlord laughs at for how ineffectual it is. We dont know much about faith but I reckon he goes on air with :

"honey, I know we have had our problems, and we know you are old enough to make your own decisions, but if you want to come home we will be here, and don't ever feel like that won't be the case."

Its a classic, 'you dont have to come home, but we r here for you' move and its honestly the only way with kids who get themselves in over their heads and are too stubborn to take that way out.

CALLED IT!

 

[Mr. Manchester]

This feels fake to me.

Pretty funny though.