❄️ Snowflake shoe0nhead / June Lapine / June La Porta & Armoured Skeptic / Gregory "Greg" Fluhrer - A poor man's Boxxy: rejected by Vaush, disowned by /pol/ for burning coal, sleeps in a dog's bed surrounded by trash, and her ex-boyfriend.

[Tasty Tatty]

Lol, I just noticed in that pic that Greg, unlike his brothers, can't cross his arms properly because his fat belly won't let him, lmao...

 

[Grand Wizard Wakka]

"Fetch me the breastplate stretcher!

Shoe0nhead? Gods what a stupid name."

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

The virgin, Grocery Store Hallway, VS the Chad Fluhrer brother.


June, I know you claimed to be into mediocre fat men. But we know the truth.

PS: Reminder "Shoe on Head" is a reference to 4chan and a 4chan joke, but June is too good for 4chan

Spoiler: ACTUAL SHOE ON HEAD

 

[IcyHotStuntaz]

Full disclosure: I've only seen a few shoeonhead videos and that was years ago... probably during the death throws of gamergate. I couldn't pick this "Greg" motherfucker out of a police lineup. So all that said...

Her "explanation" on discord linked earlier in this thread doesn't seem terribly outlandish. Plenty of relationships stumble along for years, decades, lifetimes based on little more than comfort and reliability. Love isn't a remote concern... just not being alone is enough in a lot of cases. "They're here, I'm here... and starting over takes effort and shit" ... I'm sure that's the mindset in a good chunk of all relationships.

So it doesn't surprise me at all that they both knew this was essentially over for a good long time before either of them acted on it. Being a lower tier e-celeb probably makes it worse, especially if they were linked in their e-celeb status... Hell, that's probably harder than it is for super legit celebs... you expect super legit celebs to be cheaters and assholes... and they have fuck you money to boot. They don't need to keep fickle youtube subs happy.

 

[soryu]

What was that "based" thing she did that Vaush mentioned in video? Do we know already? I don't think it was breaking up with Greg.

Vaush actually said she did something "extremely poggers" and they DM'd each other about it. I have to feel like it was the breakup, because after it happened Vaush talked about it that night or the day afterwards on stream. But I do doubt it as well because he called June and Greg a power couple, which breaking up wouldn't be very poggers.

 

[MediocreMilt]

So I've had a realization about their claim that the breakup happened quite some time before they announced it:

This is June 19, 2020:

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"I really want to rant about this, but I know June would kill me." Very understandable statement... if the relationship is still on.

Know what day today is? The day operation Barbarossa was initiated, and more importantly, Juwune's 29th birthday.
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Is this the year she will finally manage to get her shit together before she hits her 30th birthday?

June's birthday was June 22, 2020, which was also the day (day before?) the breakup was announced.

They broke up awhile before the announcement? What, like a whole two days before? Why would Greg be worried about how "June would kill me" if he was a free man?

 

[Silence of the Troons]

Woe is Greg

 

[Inquisitor_BadAss]

Woe is Greg
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>Says positive things about antifa
>Can’t understand why he lost followers

What a mong.

 

[Ascendancy0]

Woe is Greg
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"wahhh people are unfollowing me because of my awful personality, political shift, and shitty takes "

 

[babadook]

tl;dr greg and june both dumb sluts with no self esteem and that's why their sham marriage was a dumpsterfire.

So in other news, DEEP IRONY HERE:
June "too cool to use 4chin, but I use pol memes ironically" Lapine, liking a fucking moot meta meme about wasting time online. bitch you better believe my sides are in orbit.
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Shoe0nhead is back to posting and <3-ing political stuff on twitter. She changed her name from "June" to "shoe." (Identity crisis much?)

She's liking some cringe (and by cringe I mean communist shit) on Twitter, to no one's shock. I'm predicting that she'll go fully hard core Communist, Marxist-leftist sooner or later.
Hell she isn't even going to get regular lefties on her side, because she was already shitting on them for years. Breadtube is the only thing she has with this trajectory she's launching into. Obviously she is still obsessed with politics, still has no talent, education, or career.


Think about it: Without skeptic, shoe0nhead has no doormat-rightwing waifu shtick. No more fatboy "fiance" prop to use for attracting the normie simps. I think we're about to see the whole "uwu I'm not feminist" facade crumble to dust, without greg's dick to suck (or worship, whatever, ew).

Her name is already mud in the actual far-right communities, predicting no chance of collabs with the rightwing tube. Definitely no debates or collabs with libertarian tube because she would get fucking destroyed on both right and left opinions.


Taking bets that by next year, she's just gonna be full leftie and spouting the most retarded lukwarm leftie talking points known to man. screencaps below

Spoiler: Vaush, Bernie, AOC, and leftist cringe, with extra cringe sauce

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Is that bernie/aoc interaction real?

 

[Ascendancy0]

Is that bernie/aoc interaction real?

No, It's a photoshopped joke.

 

[Don't Tread on Me]

Woe is Greg
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One of these things is not like the other, Greg.

Antifa, for all its disgusting and annoying shit, at least tries to portray themselves as positive. That's why they always turn around and say if you're against them, you must be pro-fascism.

Same with BLM. It's not called "Black Criminal Lives Matter", even though that's exactly what they're talking about.

But All Cops Are Bastards? It really might not be a good time for you to remind everyone that you actually think that. There's a difference between subtly critiquing the police with medium takes like you've been doing and coming out and saying that you hate the police, Greg.

 

[Petronella]

I think that crack about "banging the hot internet girl" is a pretty good summation of why this relationship ended.

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

This tweet from Greg is pathetic on so many levels. Really comes off as whiny and like some shit a 17 year old boy would say.

Also he has some nerve to act like he's shocked for losing followers over BLM, antifa, ACAB, burning down businesses, all and all. You can't suck off conservative talking points and game rightwingtube for 10 years and then expect your followers will 100% mindlessly agree with you the second you do a 180. (Meta: Maybe this is why he wants a cult of his own)

 

[SBG]

Wonder how much of the breakup has to do with politics, at least in their minds. Shoe has been edging to the left for years now which could have annoyed Greg (or been used by Shoe to be passive aggressive with him).

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

Wonder how much of the breakup has to do with politics, at least in their minds. Shoe has been edging to the left for years now which could have annoyed Greg (or been used by Shoe to be passive aggressive with him).

Does Greg seem like someone who has any solid political leanings outside of "anti-SJW"? Fuck, debatably even that could have been perceived as him merely hopping a bandwagon for views and money.

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

Does Greg seem like someone who has any solid political leanings outside of "anti-SJW"? Fuck, debatably even that could have been perceived as him merely hopping a bandwagon for views and money.

I mean, he's also politically against flat earthers. Strong stances. Greg understands the struggles and concerns of the common man.

 

[High Tea]

I always had the impression both were on the left, but just didn't like SJW's ruining their entertainment. Never got the impression they were on the right at all. They were following Youtube trends - atheism, gamergate, anti-sjw, etc. Their positions were on the left, they just made anti Anita or anti Laci videos before they became friends. No one talks about their videos anymore except their most loyal fans, so why not go full leftist? That's what's rising on Youtube, if for no other reason than they are not getting banned.

 

[Don't Tread on Me]

Does Greg seem like someone who has any solid political leanings outside of "anti-SJW"? Fuck, debatably even that could have been perceived as him merely hopping a bandwagon for views and money.

I think Greg might legitimately be one of the people who supported Gabbard solely because she's a MILF.

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=vdkMqbBSSAc
I think Greg might legitimately be one of the people who supported Gabbard solely because she's a MILF.

Skeptic literally shushes her in the video and I honestly don't blame him because shoe will not fucking stop repeating quotes from meme videos.

"LOL QUEEN ... GO OFF ... LOOK AT THIS DUDE ... MUH WAGE GAP LOL ... OLD PEOPLE LOL ... BIIIITCH ... SHUT UP BOOMER LOLOOL"

Real intellectual. I'm only 3 minutes into the video and I'm struggling. I actually think she's way dumber now after watching this.
And she actually said "hahaah look at this asshole, he thinks everyone sucks except for him hahah" FUCKING KEK BRUH