🪦 Deceased Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

[Bibi’s extra sandwich]

You guys are too mean. I am always calling the cops when my employee who also lives with me wakes me up at the ungodly hour of 7 in the evening and I accidentally knock them to the ground in terror. Just normal boss things. Guess you all don’t have jobs or something.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

 

[Rebel Wilson]

I speak white trash I'll translate:

He dint do nuffin I love hiiiiiim

 

[Ilmseil]

"Oh haha he had sweaty toes" (wtf) is right up there with "gosh I am so clumsy I keep walking into the door and falling down the stairs lol!"

 

[Eddie Bravo]

Sure it does.

She was abused, and now is covering up for him because "she loves him", and "hes sorry"

I was trying to quote the part where she said that it was an accident and that Lowtax called the cops because he wanted everyone to be okay, but for some reason it wasn't quoted in my post. That part doesn't make any sense to me, because normal people don't really do that and potentially waste emergency services' time when they could be needed elsewhere.

 

[Rebel Wilson]

I was trying to quote the part where she said that it was an accident and that Lowtax called the cops because he wanted everyone to be okay, but for some reason it wasn't quoted in my post. That part doesn't make any sense to me, because normal people don't really do that and potentially waste emergency services' time when they could be needed elsewhere.

Nah who cares about a pandemic I'm Rich Kyanka and I DO THE RIGHT THING.

 

[blablabla]

We might be evil gamergater nazis chuds or whatever the fuck but at least we recognize a woman being abbuser. Get help Logan

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

If she doesn’t post again I’m going to guess posting on KF finally got Rich to text her back or even come upstairs.

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

Lol last time Lowtax sent his partner to the farms to defend his honor he at least came with her to help shit up the thread with his unfunny garbage. Poor little old Bogan is all lonesome though, no Richard in sight. Very sad!

 

[Pepper Jack]

No I am currently sleeping in Rich's hous's guest bedroom because he is a very generous person. I have all I need and I'm extremely safe.

Shake your Xanax bottle 3 times if you are safe.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

If she doesn’t post again I’m going to guess posting on KF finally got Rich to text her back or even come upstairs.

He’s going to give her something to really cry about now.

 

[BobbyBriggs69420]

Always have barefoot at the ready, a missed dose and one's toes get sweaty.

 

[Thumb Butler]

Lol last time Lowtax sent his partner to the farms to defend his honor he at least came with her to help shit up the thread with his unfunny garbage. Poor little old Bogan is all lonesome though, no Richard in sight. Very sad!

He's sleeping again. Running Something Awful is hard work.

 

[Toshiba]

He called the cops because he feared everybody would be safe.

A fearful thought indeed

 

[Jaded Optimist]

You know what can cause excessive sweating? Missing your opiate fix by a few hours (like when you are sleeping) and starting to have withdrawls..

 

[lightswitchdoll]

This is weird. All the praise she's giving him in that first post sounds really strange. It kinda comes across like a hostage note. If what happened really was just what she said then a normal person would just say it was a misunderstanding and they were dealing with a panic attack or whatever and leave it at that.

All this 'he's such a peaceful person', ' I'm grateful for Rich for patiently explaining the events', 'Rich was quick to help me remember to take [ativan]' shit just makes it sound like she's being abused and like Lowtax is forcing her to write it. But it's so blatant that it almost seems like that's what she wants us to think.

 

[Trip Chesterton III]

I wanna think of it as a Steve Wilkos episode where Lowtax tries to sit down and then Steve throws his chair and says GET OFF MY STAGE!!!

 

[Never Scored]

I'm sure it would be very sexy, with lots of hot bods. You all have hot bods, right? That's how you're so readily able to pass judgment, right? Of course!! Please do post your beach bods lads and we harlots will be certain to rate you!! Just know hermanos, that I rate for pizzazz. Do a Fortnite dance boys and I'll give you a good score!

I don't think you understand. It's OK for men to be fat.

 

[Trip Chesterton III]

i have more hair on my belly and butthole than my head



and im not even balding!

 

[BlueSpark]

Let’s be real, Richard is forcing her to post here and defend him before it gets back to the troons on SA and they all abandon his Patreon.

It sounds more like someone purposefully making it sound like she's posting against her will. Unless she posts proof it's her I'm guessing just some troll that hates Lowtax.