The Last of Us Franchise - Because it's apparently a franchise now. This thread has been double-DMCA’d by Sony Interactive Entertainment.

[Hee]

But how do you survive a headshot like that with no intimidate medical attention after the end of civilization.

Plot armor, so the game doesn't end here. That's how

How did they even fuck it up this bad

 

[Table Country]

But he got shot in the face, not forced to watch Abby get ass fucked.

I said brain damage not emotional trauma.

 

[LUNEKO]

But how do you survive a headshot like that with no intimidate medical attention after the end of civilization.

Its ok the CHAZ medic have showns us that we dont actually need health profesionals or top of the line equipment for this

 

[Salubrious]

It's time for the E3 Trailer Scene!

 

[You're a Big Guy]

ewww wtf ellie has like, negative ass

How is a woman suppose to get a big ass in a post apocalyptic world?

 

[Gehenna]

Pick. A. Tone. And. Stick;. With. It. Game. NOW BARN DANCING!

 

[cockle]

Is this whole game just fucking flashbacks?

 

[JoelInOneProTour]

The fight against Ellie seems to be a straight up ripoff of the David fight from the first game, the phases are identical(Ellie/David standing up walking, Ellie/David standing up walking faster, Ellie/David sneaking around), and the melee weapon she uses in the first phase is even a machete, which is the same weapon David used in his fight. Now, the David fight made sense, because David was a incredibly tall adult while ellie was a 12 year old girl. Playing a character that could probably crush Ellies head in her hands like the Mountain and having to constantly sneak around just feels so wrong from a gameplay standpoint. And seeing Abby Hulk Smash Ellie into a lower floor just shows how hilariously one sided this fight actually is.

 

[Salubrious]

Is this whole game just fucking flashbacks?

It has to be since they killed everyone important already.

 

[You're a Big Guy]

Is this whole game just fucking flashbacks?

Subverted expectations. You thought it was a game? Wrong.

 

[Neil]

oh no it's the lesbian stink scene

 

[blablabla]

Pick a tone cuckman for fuck sake

 

[Gehenna]

Does anyone else think that the jewish gal looks horribly out of place? Like something is fundamentally wrong with her face compared to everyone else? The skin on her head looks like... plastic.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

This is hands down the worst writing I've ever seen.

I might have to pick up this and the first..just to play them myself to see if I think it is worse than Naurto, Bleach and She-ra remake.

 

[Salubrious]

Yeah Joel, how dare you stand up for your teenage daughter!

 

[Personal Jesus]

Oh Oh, the big bigot monster comes into action...

 

[Neil]

YEAH FUCK YOU JOEL FUCK YOU FOR SAVING MY LIFE AND BEING A FATHER TO ME YOU DID BAD THINGS FEEL BAD FAGGOT

 

[You're a Big Guy]

Wtf now Ellie's bitching at Joel. What did Joel do to deserve all this?

 

[FeatherDuster]

Why is Joel getting fucking lectured for standing up for his daughter?

 

[JoelInOneProTour]

I'm getting beyond two souls flashbacks where the games story is terrible, but is 100 times worse because it's non linear and makes watching it through a pain in the ass, especially because there is no reason for these scenes to be non linear other than Cuckman being a hack auteur