The Last of Us Franchise - Because it's apparently a franchise now. This thread has been double-DMCA’d by Sony Interactive Entertainment.

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The truest and most honest of gir--FUCK IT. They weren't even trying. I feel so fucking bad for the actress that they made her look like this. I would sue them for this shit.
 
Ooohh! I know! You know how I questioned what New Order's "True Faith," a song about heroin addiction, has to mushroom zombies? Well I got it. Ellie is in so much pain from having no fingers, no father, and no waifu that she takes to heroin.

As do most of the players after watching/playing this miserable plot-holed turdslice.
 

Get yerr endings heere for the low price of free before it's taken doooown.

I love that the little troonboy racist is still alive at that point.
Holy shit, I can't even put to words how much I'm fucking rolling in laughter at this shit. So this should succinctly sum up how retardedly funny this shit is.
 
So Ellie travels god knows how long to find Abby to try and kill her as a revenge for Abby having killed her paternal figure, then Ellie for some reason gets into a fist fight instead of outright kill her in the "cross" and in the fight she gets her fingers bitten off and after all this she still let Abby get away? What the fuck is this pile of crap?
 
So she kills hundreds of people but let's Abby go because killing is wrong?

Wtf even is this shit?
 
What a fucking non-ending too. Hours upon hours of sadism, puppy-killing, character massacre, and for what? To let the bitch go for no reason.

Fuck you, Druck.
 
If Ellie is infected Allie just got fungi zombied?
But Ellie has the good fungus. Maybe Abby gets infected with the good fungus, too?

I would actually love that; that would vindicate Joel's decision to rescue Ellie, that she can pass on her immunity without a bunch of mad scientists scraping her brain out.

But no, Neil wants nothing good to come from this ending.
 

Get yerr endings heere for the low price of free before it's taken doooown.

I love that the little troonboy racist is still alive at that point.
The worst part about this is I've been saying it should end with ellie alone, but, the way there was entirely different. Glad I can predict bad writting lol.
 
I shudder to imagine the quantity of payola and sexual favours that must have changed hands for IGN et al to praise this shit to the rafters.

But then, what do I know, I'm a bigot sandwich.
 
Ellie literally gets cucked, she can't even avenge Joel.
 
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