💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

    Głosy: 6 0,4%
  • April-May 2024

    Głosy: 6 0,4%
  • June-July 2024

    Głosy: 17 1,1%
  • August-September 2024

    Głosy: 34 2,1%
  • October-November 2024

    Głosy: 37 2,3%
  • December 2024

    Głosy: 44 2,8%
  • Sometime in 2025

    Głosy: 256 16,1%
  • Sometime in 2026

    Głosy: 261 16,4%
  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

    Głosy: 930 58,5%

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Big T and her portion control. They ordered 24 tamales, she's got at least 8 of them and two sides in front of her just for her.

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Jack leaning keto with only 6 tamales and a nice big side of macaroni.
Weird that these tamales look suspiciously similar to some my dad once bought at Sams Club a while back. I dont have proof and Im not saying that restaurant is reselling just store bought tamales, they just dont look homemade. In my experience homemade tamales that you get from like a farmers market or some Mexican guy you are acquainted with are a bit more irregular.

Also who eats tamales with macaroni? Arent they usually mostly eaten around New Years?
 
of course jack's background is fucking wings

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Weird that these tamales look suspiciously similar to some my dad once bought at Sams Club a while back. I dont have proof and Im not saying that restaurant is reselling just store bought tamales, they just dont look homemade. In my experience homemade tamales that you get from like a farmers market or some Mexican guy you are acquainted with are a bit more irregular.

Also who eats tamales with macaroni? Arent they usually mostly eaten around New Years?
Winter holidays, yeah. But you can really eat them whenever you want. Never heard of eating them with macaroni, but it's not like I'm trailer park white trash.
 
Weird that these tamales look suspiciously similar to some my dad once bought at Sams Club a while back. I dont have proof and Im not saying that restaurant is reselling just store bought tamales, they just dont look homemade. In my experience homemade tamales that you get from like a farmers market or some Mexican guy you are acquainted with are a bit more irregular.

Also who eats tamales with macaroni? Arent they usually mostly eaten around New Years?

With how much of a stingy bitch Jack is about restaurant prices, it wouldn't surprise me if his favorite places are glorified microwaves.
 

Mr. TechTime is just now learning about cloud storage services, and he opens his most recent video with some rather bold claims:
A lot of people will hire me as a consultant for getting started on YouTube.

I’ve got a [social media marketing] video series that’s free right now—not gonna be free for much longer.

Following that last statement, Jack’s brain drops a cylinder:
I have a social media marketing. Not gonna be free for much longer.

He also spends an unreasonable amount of time going on about what a ZIP file is and how it is you open it.

It should also be noted that Jack—again—supports evil by recommending an app that was developed in a special administrative region of China.
 
is jack trying to claim he's gonna charge people to watch his "how to get started on social media" videos?

boy would that be something. and given how he sees himself as an important, celebrity youtuber, i wouldn't be surprised at all if he did it. just like when he thought he had enough of an audience to do the whole tiered membership thing
 
“Try to keep them away for starches and salty stuff...”

Proceeds to bring out prepackaged frozen meatballs and dump teriyaki sauce all over them. For some reason he sauces them before cooking. What a fucking idiot.
 
Listening to Jack lifelessly bumble his way through that advertisement was painful—it makes it hard to believe he was employed as a radio personality. Motherfucker didn’t even attempt to say the name of the Japanese ship.

Seems like he was ad-libbing from a script too. I mean, most other youtubers would improvise on the script given by those mobile game companies and give it some pep, but damn, Jack's like doing some grade school show-and-tell session. He's also lying about playing that game because you need two working hands for mobile game controls.

Also what's with the whole random sponsored video all of the sudden, seems like these scummy mobile game companies will dish out sponsorships to any random guy on the street. Bet that fat fuck just discovered about these advertisers and probably inflated his achievements in an email proposal. He's really grasping at straws right now with an out-of-place video game ad for a "cooking show".
 
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