💼 Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Bolo]

Oh please, if someone told Bobo that King Kong was one of Hitlers fav movies. His brain would blue screen.

Nah, most likely he would say "I know that", because Robert knows everything about everything, no one would ever get a leg up on him, ever.

And then he would dismiss it, trying to be outsmart by saying some like "And Nero loved music, doesn't mean he also didn't try to set the world on fire " or some shit like that to prove he is the smartest person in the room.

 

[BScCollateral]

Oh please, if someone told Bobo that King Kong was one of Hitlers fav movies. His brain would blue screen.

King Kong and Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.

At least according to the autobiography of a guy who knew Hitler back in the day; in context he explained that showed how poor Hitler's taste was.

Ironically, I doubt those two films would be missing from any serious "Best Twenty Films Before 1940" list.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

“What the fuck, I love Dubya now!”
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Zero self-awareness #583191
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[dzonatan]

How can one man lack so much self-awareness? Is he even alive or just a mindless meat puppet pulled along on strings by pop culture?

It's called tribalism.

 

[Creep3r]

It's called tribalism.

The tribe of the idealist consumer.

 

[BrunoMattei]

The tribe of the idealist consumer.
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Who is the artist?

 

[Godzilla@1989]

The tribe of the idealist consumer.
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[Creep3r]

Who is the artist?

Maybe this guy?

https://maximumwitchturtle.tumblr.com/post/131808966681/rpgworm-an-cartoon-interpretation-of-moviebobs

 

[Papa Adolfo's Take'n'Bake]

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Sometimes leaving something up to the imagination is a lot worse. Great post tho

 

[BrunoMattei]

Maybe this guy?

https://maximumwitchturtle.tumblr.com/post/131808966681/rpgworm-an-cartoon-interpretation-of-moviebobs

I recognize the art style. They drew a lot of caricatures of DSP.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

“What the fuck, I love Dubya now!”
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Ah yes, this is indeed a drastic reversal of Dubya's campaign slogan both times he ran: "Fuck nigs, TBH."

Nobody can ever use any symbol, flag, uniform or make any form of salute ever again because Nazis have symbols, a flag, salute, and had uniforms. What's so hard to understand?

A lot of Antifa douches actually do adopt this stance, but only against people they want to shut down of course.

 

[Judge Dredd]

Thats not how the Tottenkopf symbol even looks you stupid bastards! You fuckers constantly bring up Nazis an dont know what their symbols even look like, minus the swastika.

I doubt they even know what the swastika looks like. I remember all those false flaps back in the day where the graffiti is 80% badly drawn swastikas.

 

[Dumb beast]

I love how in Bob's mind everything is mutually exclusive. You can't be friends with the president and want solidarity, a shit ton of trouble from these types comes from thinking a lot of stuff is mutually exclusive when it doesn't have to be, I'll go out on a limb and say is one of the main problems.

 

[BubbleButt]

Goddamn Bob is so fucking predictable.

 

[The tired cat]

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I love how in Bob's mind everything is mutually exclusive. You can't be friends with the president and want solidarity, a shit ton of trouble from these types comes from thinking a lot of stuff is mutually exclusive when it doesn't have to be, I'll go out on a limb and say is one of the main problems.

Oh, go eat shit you bloated waste of genetic material.

 

[Flexo]

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I love how in Bob's mind everything is mutually exclusive. You can't be friends with the president and want solidarity, a shit ton of trouble from these types comes from thinking a lot of stuff is mutually exclusive when it doesn't have to be, I'll go out on a limb and say is one of the main problems.

What even set Bob off? Is there something wrong with 2 dudes hugging? Is Bob anti-gay now?

(Wait. is this about the "race" thing again? I can never tell you meatbags apart.)

 

[ConsoleWarVet]

I don't even follow comic movies and even I know Hugh Jackman is done playing Wolverine.

 

[Wulfpack Legend]

What even set Bob off? Is there something wrong with 2 dudes hugging? Is Bob anti-gay now?

(Wait. is this about the "race" thing again? I can never tell you meatbags apart.)

He's mad that there is a call for solidarity. In one tweet he said, "Enough of this 'we are one America' feelgoodism. Call these people what they are, accept that you're in a FIGHT not a debate and get to work"

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Trump is all for the peaceful protests that was a result of Floyd's killing. God, Bob's black and white morality is so predictable.

 

[Drifting Panzer]

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I love how in Bob's mind everything is mutually exclusive. You can't be friends with the president and want solidarity, a shit ton of trouble from these types comes from thinking a lot of stuff is mutually exclusive when it doesn't have to be, I'll go out on a limb and say is one of the main problems.

Does Bob even have friends? He has family and people he suck up to in an attempt to stay relevant, but actual friends? He might not know that you can disagree on quite a lot of issues and still be good friends.