💼 Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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Your Local Neko Girl GF powiedział(a):
His ignorance on the past and present is one of the main contributing factors to his delusional and insane superior future™ views.
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He who misunderstands the past misunderstands the present. He who misunderstands the present comes up with an unworkable delusional superior future where pop culture critics are the elite and wheat is farmed on the Moon because the person in the Oval Office has a vagina.
Karl_der_Grosse powiedział(a):
When 9/11 happened Bob was still living at home with his parents and, shockingly, was even more sheltered from reality than he is now.
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Hey I was living with my parents as well when 9/11 happened. They picked me up from Elementary School and my two main questions that day were "why did people destroy those buildings we went to on vacation?" and "how come my cartoons aren't on?" Bob was probably in High School or Jr High when the attacks happened so he would have had some understanding of what was going on and the gravitas of the situation. He has either chosen to ignore it to dunk on Trump or forgotten because he is a drunken idiot.
 
For all his championing, all those places that Bob’s considers as the brain land cities are causing people to leave due to expansive rent and living and how chaotic they’re becoming.
 
Bob has been tweeting at a furious pace to bury the tweets where a black person told him point-blank to take several seats and shut the fuck up. What a pussy.

Also, Bob was in college when 9/11 happened. He’s just stupid.
 
Positron powiedział(a):
Americanism is a disease; Antifascists (including the Chipman Bros) are the cure:
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"injected separately from however now intertwined with whatever" is some A-grade Robertism.

But the real dumb shit is "no (living) American is used to not being the center of the world, and having forces from without dictating their (national) political fate". Hey Robert, every Amercian lived under the threat of everyone and everything being turned to glass in less than 20 minutes because RUSSIA might hit a button. You should be able to remember that since you were a (living) American during that time.

Oh, and lmao at him getting mad about no one jumping in to defended him from the black dude calling him out. If he wasn't such a smoothbrain he might realize its because they agree with the dudes point.
 
Marissa Moira powiedział(a):
The Nintendo store has been looted and the Iraq War Gameboy may be gone or destroyed.
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Sir Wesley Tailpipe powiedział(a):
This is Robert’s 9/11.
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Dumb beast powiedział(a):
Nah, discovering Mario wasn't born on Brooklyn was his 9/11,
This is his rape of Nanking
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Nah, it's more like his USS Liberty incident.

Because much like the Israelis, the rioters are people he's not allowed to properly call to account for political reasons.
 
Strange Wilderness powiedział(a):
He who misunderstands the past misunderstands the present. He who misunderstands the present comes up with an unworkable delusional superior future where pop culture critics are the elite and wheat is farmed on the Moon because the person in the Oval Office has a vagina.

Hey I was living with my parents as well when 9/11 happened. They picked me up from Elementary School and my two main questions that day were "why did people destroy those buildings we went to on vacation?" and "how come my cartoons aren't on?" Bob was probably in High School or Jr High when the attacks happened so he would have had some understanding of what was going on and the gravitas of the situation. He has either chosen to ignore it to dunk on Trump or forgotten because he is a drunken idiot.
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Bob was about 20 when 9/11 happened don't get me wrong the dumb fuck still could had been in High School but I guarantee you when 9/11 happened his deepest thought was "FUCK Sony is taking down the Spider-Man World Trade Center Trailer.".
 
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Bob has become one of us.
And of course he puts it on his main business account for max asspats views
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Poor Aimee. Why couldn't she see that Bob is the way, the truth, and the superior life?
It's been 10 months since Bob started, what he would 100% call if it were done to him, harassing her because she is a woman on the internet with an opinion that he doesn't like. When She finally got tired of his flabby ass shitting up her feed and she blocked him, it was so interesting to discover that Bob knows all about how to get around a block and kept tweeting out screenshots of her feed. Then she got kicked off twitter, most likely due to mass flagging from angry virgins, like Bob, that were upset that cute lefty girl was not the right kind lefty and thus should promptly go fuck herself back into the kitchen (which said angry virgins, like Bob, would like both in a metaphorical sense and in an autistically literal sense). Now she's back and Bob somehow got into her protected account. His desperation to mock/belittle a woman who will not touch his egg shaped wiener cannot be stopped. It's like a pathetic terminator made of failure and resentment.
DID YOU CLAP WHEN YOU HEARD THAT REFERENCE BOB?
For all of his supposed hate of dawksing blaghs and hairessmint forims it's quite a sight to see him take so well to it.

Welcome to the fold Robert Chipman.
 
Holy shit, he has ZERO awareness of how creepy it is for him to do this. I hope the object of his obsession reports him for it.

In other news, Bob’s still struggling with basic spelling and punctuation —while calling someone else a “dumbfuck.”

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Ralph Barnhardt powiedział(a):
Bob has become one of us.
And of course he puts it on his main business account for max asspats views
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Poor Aimee. Why couldn't she see that Bob is the way, the truth, and the superior life?
It's been 10 months since Bob started, what he would 100% call if it were done to him, harassing her because she is a woman on the internet with an opinion that he doesn't like. When She finally got tired of his flabby ass shitting up her feed and she blocked him, it was so interesting to discover that Bob knows all about how to get around a block and kept tweeting out screenshots of her feed. Then she got kicked off twitter, most likely due to mass flagging from angry virgins, like Bob, that were upset that cute lefty girl was not the right kind lefty and thus should promptly go fuck herself back into the kitchen (which said angry virgins, like Bob, would like both in a metaphorical sense and in an autistically literal sense). Now she's back and Bob somehow got into her protected account. His desperation to mock/belittle a woman who will not touch his egg shaped wiener cannot be stopped. It's like a pathetic terminator made of failure and resentment.
DID YOU CLAP WHEN YOU HEARD THAT REFERENCE BOB?
For all of his supposed hate of dawksing blaghs and hairessmint forims it's quite a sight to see him take so well to it.

Welcome to the fold Robert Chipman.
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Yeah, it's pretty clear that Billy-Bob is a creep and only lacks the energy and testosterone to pull an Elliot at this point.
 
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