Jonathan Yaniv / "Jessica Simpson" / @trustednerd / trustednerd.com / JY Knows It / JY British Columbia - Canada's Best Argument Against Transgender Self-Identification

[Fareal]

Things I’m Not Interested In When I’m On A LesbIan Dating Site:

1 - That
2 - See 1

 

[Looney Troons]

What an unfortunate looking pecker, but I’m not sure what I was expecting. Looks waxed though.

edit: nm, looks like bumps from razor burn lol

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Should have been "Annabel Lee."

 

[FatalTater]

WHY did I look? Why? It was under a spoiler tag. I could have kept scrolling but did I? Noooo.

 

[Jack Awful]

Okay but please please don't blame me that this is the worst thing you've ever seen in your life!

Don't look at this unless you are okay with potentially going blind.

Here is what I beleive to be Jonathan's tiny penis:

Spoiler

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So, this is what they meant when they said Epstein had an "egg shaped penis".

 

[Ask Jeeves]

At least he doesn't need reassignment surgery to hide it

 

[Chiri]

Okay but please please don't blame me that this is the worst thing you've ever seen in your life!

Don't look at this unless you are okay with potentially going blind.

Here is what I beleive to be Jonathan's tiny penis:

Spoiler

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Lol it has the same proportions as he has.

 

[Pope of Degeneracy]

Okay but please please don't blame me that this is the worst thing you've ever seen in your life!

Don't look at this unless you are okay with potentially going blind.

Here is what I beleive to be Jonathan's tiny penis:

Spoiler

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Please God, end my life right now

 

[TV's Adam West]

Okay but please please don't blame me that this is the worst thing you've ever seen in your life!

Don't look at this unless you are okay with potentially going blind.

Here is what I beleive to be Jonathan's tiny penis:

Spoiler

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There ain't enough Islamic content ratings in the world for this.

 

[419]

Clinically obese man goes to beauty salon, pretends to be a woman, demands wax and evokes disgust - CHODE. Many such cases!

 

[GethN7]

The "that's a penis" tag on this thread both appropriate and not given how much of a microdick it is.

 

[The Fifth Waltz]

Now we know why Jon gets his pubes waxed.

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

That image literally...

Spoiler: Very specific MGS2 reference

GOT IN MY EYE!

And now i'm one-eyed.
Just like my /v/'s heroes.

 

[Slimy Time]

Okay but please please don't blame me that this is the worst thing you've ever seen in your life!

Don't look at this unless you are okay with potentially going blind.

Here is what I beleive to be Jonathan's tiny penis:

Spoiler

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Totally trans guys... Is that erect? Can you even make a fake vagina with that?

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Holy shit, I know what they meant by egg shaped penis now.

 

[Puck]

Okay but please please don't blame me that this is the worst thing you've ever seen in your life!

Don't look at this unless you are okay with potentially going blind.

Here is what I beleive to be Jonathan's tiny penis:

Spoiler

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I feel bad for him now

 

[Kulee Baba]

Okay but please please don't blame me that this is the worst thing you've ever seen in your life!

Don't look at this unless you are okay with potentially going blind.

Here is what I beleive to be Jonathan's tiny penis:

Spoiler

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Wow, his dick would probably be a bit bigger if he lost some weight but still I can see why he'd have severe mental issues for having such a lackluster member.

 

[gh0stzero]

Okay but please please don't blame me that this is the worst thing you've ever seen in your life!

Don't look at this unless you are okay with potentially going blind.

Here is what I beleive to be Jonathan's tiny penis:

Spoiler

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Just like my papi used to say, long and thin goes too far in, short and thick does the trick.

 

[Homo Demens]

Yaniv's dick literally looks like a eraser cap.

 

[Philosophy Phil]

Okay but please please don't blame me that this is the worst thing you've ever seen in your life!

Don't look at this unless you are okay with potentially going blind.

Here is what I beleive to be Jonathan's tiny penis:

Spoiler

Wyświetl załącznik 1307977

Yup.
Okay.
I am done.
*grabs pitchfork and flaming torch*