🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

[IHATEVETERANS]

We did it reddit

 

[Crystal Golem]

"I was homecoming king in high school....."

Is that supposed to be a diss?

Dick Masterson is so fucking cringe. How does this dude have ANY fans?

Yeah that was the most pathetic shit ever.

 

[Squire of Gothos]

Happy 1000 pages

We did it Reddit!

 

[Bruno]

Dick, PPP played football, he's better than you.

 

[Jack Awful]

This is a magical night.

 

[MrWhoDat]

Dick doesn't seem very quick or good at burns. Maybe it's just because he's tilted from all this but he's been throwing out terrible boomer jokes all night.

Its hard to have good come backs when your allys were burning themselves live

 

[Epsteindidnothingwrong]

1000

 

[Elric of Melnibone]

What was with the paper dick was low key holding up?

 

[GenericReviewerDraco]

"I was homecoming king in high school....."

Is that supposed to be a diss?

Dick Masterson is so fucking cringe. How does this dude have ANY fans?

Because he was part of the Maddox lolsuit. I'd say Maddox prime had more value than Dick.

 

[AgriDrThunder]

Congrats all. Somewhere in Richmond Virginia, Ethan Ralph just involuntarily shit himself.

 

[Sammich]

Dick doesn't seem very quick or good at burns. Maybe it's just because he's tilted from all this but he's been throwing out terrible boomer jokes all night.

It probably has a good deal to do with him being on shaky ground. I've never seen Dick this.. frightened isn't the right word, he just seems "shook".. Never seen dick look like that. And Nick looks fucking foolish, he isn't built to handle any sort of pushback like this.

 

[yahowahi]

Its hard to have good come backs when your allys were burning themselves live

Today has been a kino nectar crusade

 

[Garth]

dick he played football, he's better than you.

He could throw a football over that mountain that his mansion is on.

 

[Disrespected Pronouns]

LONG
LIVE
INTERNET
BLOOD
SPORTS

 

[Shakka Ahmose]

Congrats all. Somewhere in Richmond Virginia, Ethan Ralph just involuntarily shit himself.

IT'S NOT TRUEEE

 

[Dr.JohanAspergers]

It probably has a good deal to do with him being on shaky ground. I've never seen Dick this.. frightened isn't the right word, he just seems "shook".. Never seen dick look like that. And Nick looks fucking foolish, he isn't built to handle any sort of pushback like this.

Stand up comedians are usually good in these scenarios though. If you are a good one you HAVE to be. If you can't take down a heckler or do basic improv, good luck.

He's just untalented and stinks.

 

[Garth]

LONG
LIVE
INTERNET
BLOOD
SPORTS

IBS is Dead! Long Live IBS!

 

[Spectre_06]

Mod or no, I'm enjoying this glorious shitshow.

 

[Epsteindidnothingwrong]

Full Blast Forever is a different person... “Under his direction.” You do know FBF kinda likes the chaos, right?

 

[Psicopax]

Ralph is still awake and posting on Twitter. So why didn't he start up his show again? Sad. It was about to get good