[16-Jan-2020] DarksydePhil is filing for bankruptcy (general thread) - and has officially done so on January 31 2020, meaning a lot of his finances have become public

[Aqua Panda]

I think what gets to people is that some of us have seen friends/family utterly destroyed by debt caused by no fault of their own. I've seen two families utterly annihilated by medical debt. Phil isn't completely out of the woods, but he exploited and gamed the system and will suffer no consequence for it.

However, as Null said earlier in the thread, sometimes you just have to bow to the absurd and laugh. This is eternal confirmation that Phil's luck stat is amazingly high.

 

[Niggernerd]

now that you mention the name. the faggot lawyer has predicted everything wrong
"everything went wrong on rekieta law"

Wtf dood clown world spamming

 

[Near]

Ascension of DSP into Chapter 7 (2020 AD)
(Below depicted tax collectors and detractors trying to stop him in vain)

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

Wyświetl załącznik 1274592

Detractorbros gotta now declare an unconditional surrender, oh no!

This image needs to be updated to say "Burnell Productions"

 

[actually]

Thought the Ct condo got excluded from this with their filing.

Nope. MidFirst just got permission to continue with the foreclosure and potentially a deficiency judgment. What I'm not clear on is whether the deficiency is covered under this, since they've not actually carried out the foreclosure yet.

 

[Pope of Degeneracy]

 

[Slimy Time]

"Always bet on Phil."

Phil is the kind of guy who if you played Monopoly with, would lose or mortgage every property he owns, yet will never land on your properties and allow you to finish him off. Just stuck in this never ending cycle of him dodging hotels by a hair's breadth, never able to get enough money to un fuck himself, but will never be finished by landing on the wrong square.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

Best outcome was 13, imo. We'd get to watch him be held to a forced budget for years, with him and us knowing that one fuckup means he gets thrown to the wolves while he has to hope and pray that he could maintain his paypigs for that long without having any external financial issues, like getting even a temp ban from Twitch.

That would've been delicious, though we'll probably still get a form of that at some point because Phil never learns. He'll dig a deeper hole, not have bankruptcy to bail him out, and have to basically put himself on a budget in order to afford everything he insists on having.

Ultimately, his inability to adapt will be the death of him, quite possibly literally. Just look at how much he has aged in the last year.

 

[_XXIII_]

At this point, I'm now convinced that not even the IRS can even take down DSP either. No matter how deep in the hole DSP is in, he will always find a way to get out of it.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Oc8vrGjyqes

At this point I am fully expecting a clerical error from the IRS that erroneously and irreversibly awards Phil a $6 billion rebate.

Part of you has to start admiring his ability to not get what he deserves. Kudos to the bankruptcy system that just let's you do whatever the fuck you like.

 

[instythot]

Nope. MidFirst just got permission to continue with the foreclosure and potentially a deficiency judgment. What I'm not clear on is whether the deficiency is covered under this, since they've not actually carried out the foreclosure yet.

Taking that credit card debt off the table puts Phil in a really good position to both payment plan a 40-60k deficiency and buy even more mystery boxes, hoping to get the most homoerotic representation of a wrestler possible

 

[LiquidCancer]

$10,000 a month of "expenses"
$10,000 to $15,000+ a month of income.

Bankruptcy accepted!

The math doesn't lie.

 

[axfaxf]

KingOfChapter7. WP, looking forward to next season. .

 

[Garm]

Phil is the kind of guy who if you played Monopoly with, would lose or mortgage every property he owns, yet will never land on your properties and allow you to finish him off. Just stuck in this never ending cycle of him dodging hotels by a hair's breadth, never able to get enough money to un fuck himself, but will never be finished by landing on the wrong square.

Luck always runs out. At some point it does. This might be his peak and it is all downhill from here.

 

[actually]

Taking that credit card debt off the table puts Phil in a really good position to both payment plan a 40-60k deficiency and buy even more mystery boxes, hoping to get the most homoerotic representation of a wrestler possible

Not sure why MidFirst would agree to a payment plan at this point, though, as he's demonstrated that he's perfectly content to flip the bird and say "I don't feel like paying you anymore". Maybe if he agrees to a lien on the WAkhando.

 

[Superman93]

IS THERE ANYWAY THIS MAN CAN LOSE

 

[Slimy Time]

Luck always runs out. At some point it does. This might be his peak and it is all downhill from here.

At the rate he's going, nothing short of a coronary or brain haemorrhage will stop his luck.

 

[ZehnBoat]

I think people need a deep breath and take a small step back just for a moment. Midfirst could sue and etc.

There's also the divorce and health problems issues arcs in the next seasons, don't lose hope yet my dear tractors.

divorce:
khet gets in an accident, phil somehow ends up inheriting several million dollars from khets long lost uncle (because he liked mah khontent, okay?)

health: phil gets every medical condition at once which causes it all to cancel it out, he lives forever

 

[Garm]

At the rate he's going, nothing short of a coronary or brain haemorrhage will stop his luck.

Or he ends up in a nursing home crapping himself with no one to visit him.

 

[School of Fish]

It is clear that DSP can kill a person or even end up being in an incredibly daring high speed chase in the streets of Los Angeles and he will still manage to get away with it.

 

[instythot]

Not sure why MidFirst would agree to a payment plan at this point, though, as he's demonstrated that he's perfectly content to flip the bird and say "I don't feel like paying you anymore". Maybe if he agrees to a lien on the WAkhando.

That certainly is their logical and reasonable starting position. Phil's logical and reasonable starting position is "I don't have 40-60k sitting around, so what the fuck are you gonna do if not accept a payment plan?"

Meeting somewhere in the middle with a lien seems likely