🍽️ حلال LagoonaBlue / Harriet Louise Connor / BendyRuler / erapony / HazzaScottish / Hazza Jermface / erajermface / imeverypony - Big titty, fat trollshielding brony with Jontron, Rick, and karate fetishes, disgusting nymphomaniac bunny boiler and child hater

[Very Clever Nickname]

Damn, fucking bronies. Not even once. What is wrong with this goddamn fandom that all the autists latched on then shit their pants over other creators being better than them?

I guess some things really are universal. Very depressing. I still don't have DRINK emote unlocked, unfortunately.

Also, those Fluttershy panties kind of suck. A purple fan-made Starlight Glimmer panty would be much nicer looking.

Who is Mrs. Miller? I'm expecting to regret the answer to this really soon.

Autism really does attract autism.

 

[CWCissey]

Goddamn guys, provide content or fuck off.

 

[Y2K Baby]

You should regret necro-ing a thread I await actual updates for.

I await another halal.

 

[CWCissey]

I await another halal.

Alas, none will ever be as good as Goons.

 

[fishercat]

Alas, none will ever be as good as Goons.

The dogfucker one was pretty great.

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

I'm still in shock at how she ruined Kate Bush.

 

[Ketamean Maalik]

I'm still in shock at how she ruined Kate Bush.

I was in school with Harriet. It was extremely painful to witness live.

 

[AnOminous]

I was in school with Harriet. It was extremely painful to witness live.

I went to the same high school as John. That accent is 100% faked.

Okay you either went to a super fucked up high school or you have some explaining to do.

 

[CWCissey]

I was in school with Harriet. It was extremely painful to witness live.

Then you must have some stories.

Do tell.

 

[Ketamean Maalik]

Okay you either went to a super fucked up high school or you have some explaining to do.

So there’s a charity in the UK called “Children in Need” and every year the seniors would do stuff to help raise money for it. One of the things was a show and all the money raised from ticket sales would go to the charity fund. Basically the majority of kids in the class did a massive show together, it was supposed to be funny and I guess it was at the time. Some people would do solo talent stuff.. but they were actually talented at singing or playing an instrument or whatever. This wasn’t a daily occurrence at school, it was one day a year that we spent messing around.


ETA about John.. he was always pretty strange but like went completely out of his way to be strange. His parents are very conservative and his dad hit the bottle hard after John started wearing makeup and dressing the way he does. The voice he uses in his videos is not at all how he sounds irl.

 

[CWCissey]

So there’s a charity in the UK called “Children in Need” and every year the seniors would do stuff to help raise money for it. One of the things was a show and all the money raised from ticket sales would go to the charity fund. Basically the majority of kids in the class did a massive show together, it was supposed to be funny and I guess it was at the time. Some people would do solo talent stuff.. but they were actually talented at singing or playing an instrument or whatever. This wasn’t a daily occurrence at school, it was one day a year that we spent messing around.

Any ideas on who pulled the fire alarm?

 

[Ketamean Maalik]

Then you must have some stories.

Do tell.

Nothing as wild as the stuff I’ve seen on this thread. She was always pretty strange but I’d have never imagined this is what she was doing on the internet. Just generally weird.

 

[AnOminous]

Is "high school" something that happens in Scotland?

 

[CWCissey]

Is "high school" something that happens in Scotland?

Same as the rest of the UK, we've always had secondary schools, calling them high schools is a relatively recent affair.

 

[lightswitchdoll]

Same as the rest of the UK, we've always had secondary schools, calling them high schools is a relatively recent affair.

Newcastle has some middle schools and high schools, although the majority are still primary and secondary. You start high school in year 8. I think some of them have now changed to academies so they're definitely not recent additions - it could be the same in Scotland? Or it could just be what you say.

I wonder how Harriet is doing. It's always funny when I'm reading an old thread and her underpants avatar appears. I wasn't here very long before this thread happened and I hadn't realised just how involved she was on the forums.

 

[Ginger Piglet]

So there’s a charity in the UK called “Children in Need” and every year the seniors would do stuff to help raise money for it. One of the things was a show and all the money raised from ticket sales would go to the charity fund. Basically the majority of kids in the class did a massive show together, it was supposed to be funny and I guess it was at the time. Some people would do solo talent stuff.. but they were actually talented at singing or playing an instrument or whatever. This wasn’t a daily occurrence at school, it was one day a year that we spent messing around.


ETA about John.. he was always pretty strange but like went completely out of his way to be strange. His parents are very conservative and his dad hit the bottle hard after John started wearing makeup and dressing the way he does. The voice he uses in his videos is not at all how he sounds irl.

Alright then. Assuming this is genuine, here are some questions about Harriet that I think we're all curious about.

1. Was she the town bike as much as she comes across as online? I had a theory that because of her autism and concomitant difficulty in making actual friends or forming relationships, she would spread her legs for all and sundry to try to gain popularity as she wasn't able to otherwise?

2. Before JonTron and Rick and Morty were a thing, what were her main obsessions beforehand because she seems like the sort of person to always have a couple of obsessions on the go at once.

3. Are there any really juicy incidents that went on while you were at school with her that we should know about, like Jonathan Bishop's throne and dinner-table wank sessions if you've read his thread.

 

[Ketamean Maalik]

1. Was she the town bike as much as she comes across as online? I had a theory that because of her autism and concomitant difficulty in making actual friends or forming relationships, she would spread her legs for all and sundry to try to gain popularity as she wasn't able to otherwise?

Nope, not at all. I don’t recall her ever having an irl boyfriend during high school/secondary school. I’d guess maybe she had one online. The things I’ve read here are pretty shocking bc it’s not what I’d have expected from her. I no longer live in the area and I don’t think she does either and as far as I can tell from posting dates, this all started at least 2 years after she left school.

2. Before JonTron and Rick and Morty were a thing, what were her main obsessions beforehand because she seems like the sort of person to always have a couple of obsessions on the go at once.

MLP, Monster High and I think some other kind of doll type thing that I can’t remember. If there was anything beyond that it wasn’t well known to the rest of us.

3. Are there any really juicy incidents that went on while you were at school with her that we should know about, like Jonathan Bishop's throne and dinner-table wank sessions if you've read his thread.

Theres absolutely nothing unfortunately. All of this behaviour took place online. I found this thread a few months back and tried to find her old social media accounts but they’re all private and everyone who lived in the same area she did has been removed. Word about anything like this would’ve travelled around school fast and eventually got back to her parents. Again, looking at posting dates, this all started long after school and after she had moved out from her parents house.

 

[CWCissey]

Nope, not at all. I don’t recall her ever having an irl boyfriend during high school/secondary school. I’d guess maybe she had one online. The things I’ve read here are pretty shocking bc it’s not what I’d have expected from her. I no longer live in the area and I don’t think she does either and as far as I can tell from posting dates, this all started at least 2 years after she left school.



MLP, Monster High and I think some other kind of doll type thing that I can’t remember. If there was anything beyond that it wasn’t well known to the rest of us.



Theres absolutely nothing unfortunately. All of this behaviour took place online. I found this thread a few months back and tried to find her old social media accounts but they’re all private and everyone who lived in the same area she did has been removed. Word about anything like this would’ve travelled around school fast and eventually got back to her parents. Again, looking at posting dates, this all started long after school and after she had moved out from her parents house.

Goons actually moved out of her parents home? I thought she never flew the nest. After all she did complain about her mum moving her dildos about and claimed she was being chucked out of the house straight after getting halaled.

 

[Ketamean Maalik]

Goons actually moved out of her parents home? I thought she never flew the nest. After all she did complain about her mum moving her dildos about and claimed she was being chucked out of the house straight after getting halaled.

For a while when she was at university anyway! I don’t believe that her parents actually chucked her out but that’s just my opinion. If it was really that bad at home and she was already living elsewhere, I don’t see any reason why she’d move back.

 

[AnOminous]

Why can't someone like Lagoona find real love? It's really sad. I'd help her out by putting my penis in her. She could even pretend to be Fluttershy.