DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Iron Father]

God, I really do love Phil as a lolcow. Watch this clip and tell me it isn't something straight out of a mockumentary.


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This needs to be the intro for an actual documentary someday. The quintessential ahn top of da world clip that foreshadows absolute stupidity in decision making to come.

 

[lavrentiyberia]

Imagine the high school girl who would long term date and sleep with someone who had the self-admitted nickname of "With the Oddly Shaped Head"

Tevin will sometimes bring up how long it took detractors to start making fun of his snorts, like it wasn't until a few years ago when everyone realized he had been doing this awful noise every 15 seconds or so the whole time. Those kids who nicknamed him PWTOSH are another example of the absolute overload of funny things about this guy, and how difficult it is to keep them all in mind at once. We are only just now conducting a proper phrenological study, giving his skull the attention it deserves.

 

[Vic Viper T301]

Puzzle bosses are a thing (which I enjoy if done well) but I dont know if I would classify that RE3 fight as one. It had a mechanic to deal massive damage but it looked like he could have just blasted through the hp. Except he ran out of ammo. Happy to be corrected by someome with more RE3 knowledge.

I won't claim to be an expert on RE3 remake because I haven't even completed it yet but when I played the fight Phil was whining about, when I delivered the killing shot it was not from knocking Nemesis down off the tower and shooting the weakpoint. It was after doing that a couple times, he got up and I continued shooting him and he died there in the middle of his normal phase of attacks. Based on that I can only assume that the exposed organ that pops out when you knock him off the building is a weakpoint that takes increased damage, not that he is otherwise invincible. And not to get all game design spergy about this but that is the ABSOLUTE BEST WAY to do a boss fight IMHO. Have a way you can counter the boss or hit him in a certain way or with a certain weapon to do extra damage, but don't have that be the only way to do damage, because then the boss fight turns into a waiting game of "Ok asshole, do the move that lets me actually hurt you."

 

[Fuckyoudad]

For the record I don't believe the "Oddly Shaped Head" moniker as being a real thing at all. It sounds like a name plucked right out of Hey Arnold or some such show betwixt his dangerous cocktail of afterschool cartoons. Are bullies usually this creative in CT or was just calling him a faggot going out of style? The fact that he insists upon it being a real thing right after he said it is your textbook I'm ganna be ahnest Dave Bennet tell. Also this only came up once in 2018 and he's had a decade to re-re-reeecyle every single Phil Meets World story from his youth ten times over - and yet this damaging and hurtful nickname has never been recalled more than once in all that time.

So why lie over something so dumb? Because he's a liar with no life outside the confines of his affis. He lies to fill dead air with pointless imagined lore because it's all someone with no life and no interest in anything or anyone but himself can do. He has an amazing life with his Nanny (Mr Nanny aka Hulk Hogan was not available) and four-legged son behind the scenes but cannot share any genuine details of it for fear of ridicule and death.. because mocking someone over the fact they have a dream life that's better than yours makes perfect sense right? People are lining up to kill him over his charmed half a mill in debt lifestyle.

Additionally he loves any excuse to stamp his own victimhood card and remain the enduring underdog who beat the bullies by buying two khandos and marrying a purported woman being - citation needed various equestrian luminaries have expressed differing opinions on the matter.

I would just like it remain more meme than fact. Because if DSP tells you something is real and you believe it then tread carefully: you'll be greasing your disability chariot wheels and his sweaty palm in no time.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

For the record I don't believe the "Oddly Shaped Head" moniker as being a real thing at all. It sounds like a name plucked right out of Hey Arnold or some such show betwixt his dangerous cocktail of afterschool cartoons. Are bullies usually this creative in CT or was just calling him a faggot going out of style? The fact that he insists upon it being a real thing right after he said it is your textbook I'm ganna be ahnest Dave Bennet tell. Also this only came up once in 2018 and he's had a decade to re-re-reeecyle every single Phil Meets World story from his youth ten times over - and yet this damaging and hurtful nickname has never been recalled more than once in all that time.

Agreed. Phil said the Oddly Shaped Head story in his fake dramatic voice with obligatory "I'm not lying!" disclaimer, as well. That usually means it's a big ol' lie.

I'd guess Phil was just ignored in his high school and formative years, never really bullied. We know he's a Mama's boy pussy that avoids the slightest confrontation. All his youth stories scream of a boy that wanted to be noticed.

 

[Iron Father]

It was probably a case of them using a more brutal description for his head and he PC'd it up in the re-telling. For example; Phil with the r*tarded head.

You can never discount the chance he's lying I agree, just a pretty weird thing to lie about considering it has no benefit to him to specifically highlight the shape of his own head, rather than just going with a more vague "I got bullied."

 

[DiabeticSP]

They probably said he looked like he had FAS and other shit and his retelling just has the "point" in Phil style.


Its funnier if he invented it himself since its spot on. It clearly bothers him if thats what he used on the fly.

 

[FamicomGorby]

Saw a bit of his minecraft stream, apparently ten minutes in and he's already blaming Papavera for him not having basic shit in the game. It's just amazing to me how much he bitches at someone who makes him autistic step by step instructions for not handholding him enough.

Papavera is such a cuck.

 

[EmperorGoutatine]

 

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Shoutout to beastbod for being King Cuck of the stream!

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink]

Man I take a week Or so off from paying full attention to DSP and we already went from the vest being special thing he won’t do every stream to having a vest payment streak on screen. His inability to ever be a man of his word or stick to his guns is truly unique.

has he called himself a vest streamer yet? I know it’s not a thing but he drove chill into the ground so I really hope he just refers to himself as a vest streamer with a straight face

 

[Royalty Free Fish Food]

has he called himself a vest streamer yet? I know it’s not a thing but he drove chill into the ground so I really hope he just refers to himself as a vest streamer with a straight face

No but he calls it The Vestival.

 

[Salubrious]

DSP just took credit for stopping the Net Neutrality bill. Or the anti-NN bill. Whatever it was the government was trying to do.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

The vest era sucks for all parties. We don't get any time of Phil getting pissy because of low pahsivity. He usually hits $100 early and then sparse tips after that so Phil mails it in until closin' time and it's all boring shit for detractors, trolls and fans.

 

[Regginmcaids]

The vest era sucks for all parties. We don't get any time of Phil getting pissy because of low pahsivity. He usually hits $100 early and then sparse tips after that so Phil mails it in until closin' time and it's all boring shit for detractors, trolls and fans.

that has been just been dsp for a while now, the only non boring part of dsp is his bankruptcy.

 

[architect]

Shoutout to beastbod for being King Cuck of the stream!

[2020-04-06 02:36:44 UTC] beastbod: The detractors are so mad
He's one of those.

 

[DiabeticSP]

The vest era sucks for all parties. We don't get any time of Phil getting pissy because of low pahsivity. He usually hits $100 early and then sparse tips after that so Phil mails it in until closin' time and it's all boring shit for detractors, trolls and fans.

Phil ruins anything, given time. It might not be this week or the next, but he will eventually fuck up easy things for himself.

Whether its the vest streak being broken and him gin tweeting at 4 am or him pissing his chat off by refusing to wear the vest one day, any time Phil runs a con into the ground it ends in fireworks.

Hell, he had literal oil baron kiddie money rolling in and he fucked himself by not playing Blanka or whatever the hell when his sugar daddy asked him to.

He had swaggins throwing him stacks of cash that make papavera look like a pauper and he eventually had a falling out with him over Sekiro.

Its always something.

 

[PutridElephant]

Now that his bankruptcy is an asset case, I hope Phil and his realize these tips and cheers are all property of Nancy now.

He needs to stop shilling Nancy's vest.

 

[Iron Father]

DSP should shave his chest and back hair into a vest and record a cover of that Mr. Burns song from The Simpsons.

 

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[2020-04-06 02:36:44 UTC] beastbod: The detractors are so mad
He's one of those.

Of course he is. He gave $60 to see an almost 38 year old fat boy put on a vest...just like he's done for 14 streams in a row or whatever. Intelligence isn't a strong suit.

Now that his bankruptcy is an asset case, I hope Phil and his realize these tips and cheers are all property of Nancy now.

He needs to stop shilling Nancy's vest.