🌟 Internet Famous The Mysterious Mr. Enter / Jonathan Rozanski's "Growing Around" - IndieGoGo Campaign Failed, John going off the deep end, "Turning Red" is ignorant about 9/11 (later retracted)

[Wabbu]

Why would kids compete for parental attention if they are in charge?

 

[Tragedy of the Senate]

The implications get even worse like how the hell do the kids reproduce either? Like do they learn it form their parents and why would they be interested in populating this dystopia.

I think Enter (or someone on staff) said that kids just learn it by themselves. But then that just brings in the question of: how many teen parents are in this world now?

I think (less certain about this) I also heard someone else say that the parents tell the kids about it at a certain age. You know, just like real life. So why are parents treated worse than the kids when they have more experience?

No matter how you slice it, it's fucked.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

I've said it before, but the only way the "where do babies come from?" question isn't messed up in this world is if they literally are brought by a stork.

 

[LiquidKid]

No, you don't understand. Rarity wants to stand out because she's from a small no name village. April wants to stand out because she has a lot of siblings. That makes them totally different characters, you clearly can't comprehend Enter's genius.

Also, vying for parental attention? Areb't you the one in charge? Can't you force your parents to spend time with you?

And if they keep having kids, can you force your dad to get castrated? Or is this good, because more actual citizens are being produced? If you want a sibling, can you force your parents to fuck?

How do you have time to fuck to the point you have 12 children when your kids rule over you like a dictator?

 

[Doctor of Autism]

I've said it before, but the only way the "where do babies come from?" question isn't messed up in this world is if they literally are brought by a stork.

Honestly it would be better if this "show" operated on Benjamin Button logic or had no adults at all. This premise literally can't work except in some weird small town or if all of the adults were autistic or got less intelligent with age, but that would ruin Entard's stupid concept.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

Chapter Eight:

Spoiler

I really hate how he does Molly's accent. "Thought I might find yeah here" is confusing to read and doesn't really convey what he wants. "Thought I might find ya here" would be better.

 

[Tragedy of the Senate]

I really hate how he does Molly's accent. "Thought I might find yeah here" is confusing to read and doesn't really convey what he wants. "Thought I might find ya here" would be better.

I've never seen anyone write 'ya' as 'yeah' before. All it takes is reading the sentence back to yourself to notice something's wrong.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

Chapter Nine:

Spoiler

He bitched about reviewers calling Sally abusive after reading the first two chapters because he claimed she was going to change, and here we are coming up at the end and she's still a dick looking for ways to humiliate her mom because it would be funny. Lol.

 

[BlueCandle]

Chapter Nine:

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He bitched about reviewers calling Sally abusive after reading the first two chapters because he claimed she was going to change, and here we are coming up at the end and she's still a dick looking for ways to humiliate her mom because it would be funny. Lol.

And naturally the Dad is put into a dress

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

Chapter Ten and Eleven:

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And that concludes Enter's glorious novel. It was so amazing. Sally changed and developed as a character so much throughout the story, she totally sounds like an actual child and I don't want to punt her across the room at all! The manuscript was clearly proofread many times over, there were certainly no glaring errors that made it a pain to read and understand! And that plot! Why, so many twists and turns, the main problem definitely wasn't of such low stakes nobody would care, and it wasn't solved effortlessly at all! And what a satisfying ending! I see now why Enter believes himself to be such a wonderful writer, and I feel anyone who aspires to write a book should be required to read this novel along with all of Enter's writing tip guides if they want to have even a hope of writing a story that will be loved for generations. Growing Around: Party Panic should be studied in all literature courses, and a unit should be devoted purely to the symbolic use of cross-dressing in both this book and the series as a whole. Jonathan "Enter" Rozanski will go down in history alongside the likes of Roald Dahl, Beverly Cleary and Judy Blume for his contributions to children's literature.

Attached is a .zip containing all scans, and a basic PDF. Hopefully I've uploaded it correctly. Should probably be added to the new OP whenever that is completed.

EDIT: Well, what do you know? I finished scanning this magnum opus just in time for another delightful script to be posted!:

GA - Birthday Bashed by MrEnter on DeviantArt

www.deviantart.com

Why, what a marvelous surprise! The little boys are crossdressing! What a remarkable and new occurrence!

 

[BlueCandle]

I don't think Enter even knows its his fetish. Probably whenever he thinks about men and little boys crossdressing and embarrassed, his autistic brain gets a little buzz and he writes this stuff in reaction because it makes him feel tingly. It would at least explain why he is so clueless about why including it in every god damn script is a bad idea, and also why he is so adamant that its just a coincidence. He is literally too dumb to realize that it is his fetish and his little gang of yes-men aren't doing him any favors by accepting his constant requests to draw children in drag. Dude needs one of his concept artists or something a wake up call about it quick.

 

[Buddy]

Wow, really? Maid outfit? That's probably the single most fetishistic outfit you can put on, other than just straight up BDSM gear. Is he seriously so stupid he doesn't realize that?

 

[Icarus B. Nezzer]

Wow, really? Maid outfit? That's probably the single most fetishistic outfit you can put on, other than just straight up BDSM gear. Is he seriously so stupid he doesn't realize that?

He probably saw it in a Pokémon episode and thought "Well, if 4Kids thought this was safe to air, then why shouldn't I?"

 

[Sussy Baka Desu?]

Max comes up dressed in the duck costume, dressed as a maid comes up-

I know it's out of context, but this stage direction (or whatever it is) doesn't make sense. Why is it written this way? And is Max dressed as some Duck Maid hybrid, or does he simply change into the maid costume after getting out of the duck costume?

Also what are you going to do with the book now? Burn it?

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

He probably saw it in a Pokémon episode and thought "Well, if 4Kids thought this was safe to air, then why shouldn't I?"

Or more likely he saw that SpongeBob episode where Squidward is homeless and mooching off SpongeBob and thought the "Why aren't you in uniform?!" gag was funny but didn't understand why.

 

[Chilson]

Chapter Ten and Eleven:

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And that concludes Enter's glorious novel. It was so amazing. Sally changed and developed as a character so much throughout the story, she totally sounds like an actual child and I don't want to punt her across the room at all! The manuscript was clearly proofread many times over, there were certainly no glaring errors that made it a pain to read and understand! And that plot! Why, so many twists and turns, the main problem definitely wasn't of such low stakes nobody would care, and it wasn't solved effortlessly at all! And what a satisfying ending! I see now why Enter believes himself to be such a wonderful writer, and I feel anyone who aspires to write a book should be required to read this novel along with all of Enter's writing tip guides if they want to have even a hope of writing a story that will be loved for generations. Growing Around: Party Panic should be studied in all literature courses, and a unit should be devoted purely to the symbolic use of cross-dressing in both this book and the series as a whole. Jonathan "Enter" Rozanski will go down in history alongside the likes of Roald Dahl, Beverly Cleary and Judy Blume for his contributions to children's literature.

Attached is a .zip containing all scans, and a basic PDF. Hopefully I've uploaded it correctly. Should probably be added to the new OP whenever that is completed.

EDIT: Well, what do you know? I finished scanning this magnum opus just in time for another delightful script to be posted!:

GA - Birthday Bashed by MrEnter on DeviantArt

www.deviantart.com

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Why, what a marvelous surprise! The little boys are crossdressing! What a remarkable and new occurrence!

Taking into account the spacing, this "book" barely breaks 80 pages. Which funnily enough re-frames enters autistic obsession with page lengths and word counts as blatant projection over his lack of ability to honestly deliver them.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

You know I wonder, does Enter think actual kids want to live in this world where "kids rule"? Like the things he mentioned in his video about Kids hating to do chores and school is because kids don't like to be responsible so why would kids want to have responsibility over society?

 

[Icarus B. Nezzer]

Taking into account the spacing, this "book" barely breaks 80 pages. Which funnily enough re-frames enters autistic obsession with page lengths and word counts as blatant projection over his lack of ability to honestly deliver them.

I can't recall the exact wordcount, but I do remember Enter saying something about how he wanted to make this book just long enough to qualify as a novel, which probably explains why the book was paced so poorly. Constantly meandering on plot threads and characters that don't really go anywhere until-- "Oop, reached my quota"-- ending the story as quickly and abruptly as possible.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

According to one of his blogs, the wordcount for the final was 36k:

"I wrote a book"
Let's be honest, did you really? Can a meandering, poorly formatted, not properly proof-read, bordering on plotless, poorly edited smattering of words really be called a 'book' because you slapped a cover on it?

 

[Chilson]

According to one of his blogs, the wordcount for the final was 36k:

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Let's be honest, did you really? Can a meandering, poorly formatted, not properly proof-read, bordering on plotless, poorly edited smattering of words really be called a 'book' because you slapped a cover on it?

Fuck, he sounds so proud about 140k words. Dude, that is fucking nothing for actual authors who sometimes go into a million+ over dozens of drafts because real editors know what works and what doesn't.