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- 3 Lut 2013
I wonder what would've happened if he actually went to meet "her" somewhere.
New Jackie email dump, enjoy~~~
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- 4 Lut 2013
BatmanVSTonyDanza powiedział(a):
Yeah, then the Jerk steals Ahnolds heartsweet away and then causes much stress because the pipe bomb and the gasoline tanker SET HIM ON FIRE!
So Ahnold shows his heartsweet "Look, I'm secretly an Autobot! That makes me cool, right? Come to me and we can make sexytimes now." but instead heartsweet plays "hard to get" and Ahnold gets his heart level....and skull level....crushed....down below 15%.
Turns out the Heartsweet was just another dang troll.
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- 3 Lut 2013
MysticMisty powiedział(a):
What I wouldn't do to be a fly on the wall on the ride home from those group meetings. You know everybody in the group talked smack about how fucking annoying Chris was on the drive home. I wish we knew more about what he would do during those meetings. Did he try to go all game place and drag in his wii?
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- 3 Lut 2013
NobleGreyHorse powiedział(a):
I lol'd at her use of that line, it was perfect. She also had a line about her "mind drawing a blank right now" which is iicr something that Chris has used in the past when he doesn't want to discuss something.
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- 3 Lut 2013
He came in drag and gameplaced his wii.sparklemilhouse powiedział(a):
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- 7 Lut 2013
His constant references to movies as "flicks" is grating.
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- 3 Lut 2013
So he "sashayed" around and winked at girls in his tomgirl attire?
I'd pay money to see that, I swear to God I would.
I'd pay money to see that, I swear to God I would.
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- 3 Lut 2013
CatParty powiedział(a):
Dat Chris always got da update.
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- 3 Lut 2013
Just finished the whole thing.
Agreed with the other forum posters, and adding:
The excessive detail about Cakefarts and tomgirlism and his general attitude toward Jackie was creepy bordering on disgusting. The part about the Cakefarts cake being partly eaten (the wiki says that Barb or Bob may have eaten part of the cake), we now know that Chris-chan ate the part of the cake that was missing.
The entire email dump reminds me of the transcript of the communications a serial killer groupie had with Bobby Joe Long, right down to the scattered comments about Son-Chu's reliability mirroring the times that Bobby Joe Long complained about his Dodge Magnum breaking down (IIRC he had to push it far enough away from a few of the body dump sites to get a tow truck), and it is widely known that Bobby Joe Long had a creepy relationship with his mom.
And regarding taking Son-Chu to a repair shop (along with the repair shop working on the Aerostar in the first leaked email), I would hate to be the mechanic who worked on the Chandlers' cars.
(not trying to A-Log with the Bobby Joe Long comment, just saying that the email dump is reminiscent of some equally revealing and creepy communication with a well-known serial killer, and adding the mom issues)
Agreed with the other forum posters, and adding:
The excessive detail about Cakefarts and tomgirlism and his general attitude toward Jackie was creepy bordering on disgusting. The part about the Cakefarts cake being partly eaten (the wiki says that Barb or Bob may have eaten part of the cake), we now know that Chris-chan ate the part of the cake that was missing.
The entire email dump reminds me of the transcript of the communications a serial killer groupie had with Bobby Joe Long, right down to the scattered comments about Son-Chu's reliability mirroring the times that Bobby Joe Long complained about his Dodge Magnum breaking down (IIRC he had to push it far enough away from a few of the body dump sites to get a tow truck), and it is widely known that Bobby Joe Long had a creepy relationship with his mom.
And regarding taking Son-Chu to a repair shop (along with the repair shop working on the Aerostar in the first leaked email), I would hate to be the mechanic who worked on the Chandlers' cars.
(not trying to A-Log with the Bobby Joe Long comment, just saying that the email dump is reminiscent of some equally revealing and creepy communication with a well-known serial killer, and adding the mom issues)
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- 3 Lut 2013
That is the good part of it. Son-Chu and the Aerostar in particular, but all of the cars, would be infested with bedbugs, German roaches and DIRTY CRAPPED BRIEFS stench, and the Aerostar sat in the backyard of 14 Branchland Court for 6 years between the inspection sticker in the pic of a geriatric Patti inside it and CWC's leaked email to Jackie, and the BMW for 1 1/2 to 2 with a ripped top, so they would have mildew issues.Chu Guevara powiedział(a):
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- 25 Lut 2013
Stratochu powiedział(a):
Gas masks and hazmat suits are a must then. If I was a mechanic, I'd still fix the cars if asked because I know I would have it pretty good afterwards moneywise, if the Chandler's actually go through with the repairs.
If they were in the UK, Son-Chu and the Aerostar would not be road legal as there's no way they would pass the MOT, but knowing Chris, he'd drive around in them anyway, and the JERKS at the DVLA would have him in jail for driving a dangerous vehicle as well as driving it without insurance, plus possible tax evasion (without a valid MOT certificate, your insurance and road tax are void).
In essence, Chris is lucky he lives in 'MURRICA
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- 3 Lut 2013
Generally, the individual GirlTroll sagas don't do much for me, but I LOVE this latest email dump!! Having Chris's own tortured logic thrown back at him time and time again, and STILL being too dense to catch it. Wow, it's a work of art. This tome should be preserved next to the Gilgamesh epic as one of the literary cornerstones of our civilization.
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