🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[FatalTater]

I really hope any doctors in her area are smart enough to not be alone with a patient when doing exams, because with no witnesses a claim like that could destroy a career.

Also I call bullshit. When was Fat Amber small enough to be picked up one-handed? Age 2? She expects us to believe she remembers stuff from that age?

 

[mekalekahi]

Gross, Amber, Some things are best kept private.

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So shes saying a doctor lifted her up by her holes in front of her parents? Dont parents stay in the room till around 12-14? She was 400 lbs as a teen so wtf?

 

[ADHD]

So shes saying a doctor lifted her up by her holes in front of her parents? Dont parents stay in the room till around 12-14? She was 400 lbs as a teen so wtf?

How young would she have to have been for her to have been light enough for a doctor to lift her up like that? Jesus Christ.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

This has got to rank as one of the most preposterous things she's ever said. I wonder if anyone actually believes this shit or if she's simply trialing even more blatant bullshit to see what she can get away with?

 

[log_breath]

I think maybe she means they picked her up by putting one hand on her head and one on her crotch if she was small enough but the shocker theory is the funniest thing I have seen today.

 

[Fascist Ferret]

I think maybe she means they picked her up by putting one hand on her head and one on her crotch if she was small enough but the shocker theory is the funniest thing I have seen today.

But why would you pick up a child like the anyway? I'm seriously perplexed by what the fuck she means

 

[krazy orange cat]

Back on r/Amberlynn, there were people who used to say that when Amber was in foster care she had more fingers in her than a bowling ball. I wonder if that's where she picked up the phrase.

 

[Billie Ross]

So shes saying a doctor lifted her up by her holes in front of her parents? Dont parents stay in the room till around 12-14? She was 400 lbs as a teen so wtf?

We saw a picture of her as a baby, she was a FAT double chin Cartman look like ass baby, poor Dr will had a disc hernia after "picking" her up.
The trauma was probably about the Dr having to ask help to lift the baby Hambo.

 

[Fleasburger]

Can someone now make that WiiSports Bowling Vine/Meme using Hamber's fat body? Thanks.

 

[raritycunt]

Gross, Amber, Some things are best kept private.

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It was so traumatic but let me phrase is like a total joke and not take it seriously instead.

 

[I liek fr0gs]

Did the doctor shove their index and middle finger up your nostril and thumb in your mouth to lift you up?!

Make it make sense.

 

[PineapplePinup]

If anybody out there has been lurking long enough to be an asset to the forum, I thought i would point out that the username Pineapple Pinup appears to be wide open.

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Been lurking here since 2018 and you grew on me,guys Thanks

 

[ThankYou45]

She mistook one of her fat rolls the doctor sticked his finger between with her vaginaaa and now she accuses him of finger raping her

 

[Snusmumriken]

It's only the beginning of February but this has got to be the Amberism of the year.

 

[mental gymnastics]

Someone posted this on Twitter. It’s from a book by Howard Stern.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

I wonder why she keeps making those excuses that do not make sense. She could have said that she hates going to the doctor. Loads of people hate going to the doctors. Same thing when she was asked about Twinkie. She said that she goes to the vets monthly, when we know that she does not.

 

[Xenomorph]

Gross, Amber, Some things are best kept private.

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She wouldn't know what that means, shes a moron. Secondly, the last two lines look shopped the third and last line are not lined up properly.
She would never say that on snapcunt whatsoever, so either its shopped by some hag with one two many merlots in her on her sad Friday night, OR Iw U z HaCkEd

 

[GeorgiaGuidestones]

Gross, Amber, Some things are best kept private.

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Remember Kiwis, every. single. man on Earth wants our gorl. It doesn’t matter when or where.

 

[raritycunt]

Remember Kiwis, every. single. man on Earth wants our gorl. It doesn’t matter when or where.

And every single woman is jealous of our gorl

 

[Das Bucket]

I wonder why she keeps making those excuses that do not make sense. She could have said that she hates going to the doctor. Loads of people hate going to the doctors. Same thing when she was asked about Twinkie. She said that she goes to the vets monthly, when we know that she does not.

Exactly. Regardless of who you are, no one really wants to be asked a bunch of questions and examined while sitting on cold paper. We don’t need to know that her doctor stuck his fingers in three of her holes and then bowled a strike with her.