[16-Jan-2020] DarksydePhil is filing for bankruptcy (general thread) - and has officially done so on January 31 2020, meaning a lot of his finances have become public

[actually]

DSP in prison would be... interesting. His mouth would get him in a lot of trouble.

He doesn't talk shit in person. He's completely meek and beta.

 

[Not Really Here]

Bubba Tries It: DSP.

FIFY

 

[Leon Breitling]

He doesn't talk shit in person. He's completely meek and beta.

He can't "DX crotch chop" his way out of needing to join the Aryan Brotherhood for protection.

 

[Shield Breaker]

He doesn't talk shit in person. He's completely meek and beta.

He doesn’t have to talk shit. Phil is annoying enough as it is, and he has no sense of self-awareness. His cellmate would try to kill him after the twelfth time he brought up the detractors.

 

[Bunnything]

Talking to someone who's been through this, he better be ready to get destroyed for at least 6 years before he can even get another credit card.

 

[AnOminous]

Honestly didn’t expect the Philip P Burnell saga to end in prison. Maybe he can bring back an old favorite:

DSP Tries It: Prison Food

DSP Tries It: Cock Meat Sandwich.

 

[Shambler]

Talking to someone who's been through this, he better be ready to get destroyed for at least 6 years before he can even get another credit card.

thats if he doesn't get caught for fraud

 

[AnOminous]

He doesn't talk shit in person. He's completely meek and beta.

Which means his mouth will be filled with dicks.

 

[Gotta Groom Em All]

He doesn't talk shit in person. He's completely meek and beta.

No dude he'll slam you into a wall if you try and bully him, he said so himself

 

[Billericay Dickie]

Regular income from rent.. $3,990.69 per month.

 

[Marissa Moira]

Talking to someone who's been through this, he better be ready to get destroyed for at least 6 years before he can even get another credit card.

You can get around it sorta by applying for a Costco membership.

 

[Bunnything]

No dude he'll slam you into a wall if you try and bully him, he said so himself

I'd love to see him try to bodyslam some big motherfucker and then get destroyed.

 

[Honored guest]

So he's filings for chapter 7 bankruptcy, and some people have mentioned that hes fucked. Could someone give me a quick run down on how this will fuck over Phil, I know this involves liquidation of assets to pay off debts but that about it.

 

[Covfefe]

This dude spends more on sweaty pixel muscle men in one week than he spent on the wedding ring for his soulmaid and has spent more on them than he spent on his car.

Also this is easily the most insane legal document I have ever seen filed by a person who isn't certified insane by the state yet. Unless we are all missing something really really subtle, all it would take is one creditor feeling a bit cranky and they'll be powerwashing a pigroach-shaped bloodstain off the courtoom floor after the state is done with him.

FINALLY some good fucking kahntent.

 

[architect]

Is it possible that DSP has donated fake tips to himself? I don't see how he could possibly claim 40k in business expenses unless he classified these fake tips as an expense and deducted them from his "revenue".

 

[David Davidson]

The only "business" expenses I could see are the mortgage and his credit card debts.

Is the court going to ask what he does for a living to warrant $5k per month average of debts? I mean, he obviously is stating he grosses $9k+ per month. Which also brings up how he is only grossing $56k in 2018 and $78k in 2019. Anyone with a calculator would tell you that grosses to over $100k.

I hope it dosent just get passed without any serious questions being thrown out in the courtroom.

 

[HansGruber]

Dude, he doesn't own them! they're part of his buisness, so they belong to the buisness instead of him. Nothing he can do about that dood!

Yeah funny thing about being a sole proprietor of a business... Good thing he's not marked as one on the documents eh?

 

[NotreallyPutin]

What the fuck did they teach him in College?

Well, it wasn't business.

Phil- "I'm a full-time streamer/content creator dood, TIP!"

Also Phil- "I don't make the highly edited, commercialized content that gets views and makes money!"

Business people don't give a shit about being MUH REAL AUTHENTIC thing. They focus on expenses, gross, profit, and not getting sued. Dave is so damn stupid.

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

I've said it elsewhere but I want this to be public.
If Phil somehow weasels his way out of this, I am done fucking with him because there has to be some fucking godlike magic at work.

Why would you lie so much on these papers, why would you want to make it so much worse. Only fucking Phil.

 

[Billericay Dickie]

The whole application is full of contradictions and half truths. Phils terrible at damage control, but this is truly exceptional.