[16-Jan-2020] DarksydePhil is filing for bankruptcy (general thread) - and has officially done so on January 31 2020, meaning a lot of his finances have become public

[King Daddy Telomerase]

He filed Chapter 7. That means the WAkhando has to be gone, right?

 

[AnOminous]

He filed with the court. I can get documents in a minute or someone else can.

He's counting over $5000 per month of business expenses.

Lol, good luck with that, pigroach.

Also checking the box for no presumption of abuse. Bold move, pigroach. I guess we'll see how that works.

His lawyer, amazingly not a Super Lawyer, Rochelle Shuffield.

Her website:

Bankruptcy Law Firm | Tukwilla, WA | Shuffield Bankruptcy Law

Are creditors taking over your life? The dedicated and experienced attorneys at Shuffield Bankruptcy Law in Tukwilla, WA help our clients re-take control of their financial situation. Call us at (206) 674-4565.

www.shuffieldlaw.com

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

My Allah, look at the amount of credit cards and debt he has on those. Like $130k added up over 13 cards.

 

[Draza]

Chapter 7....he's really fucked.

 

[Wing Zero]

How in the FUCK is he trying to justify 5000 dollars in business expenses per month?

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Katherine works or worked at Kroger, this proves.

 

[AnOminous]

This lying fraudulent cocksucker is claiming he doesn't own any electronics or collectibles.

 

[ReentryPhantom]

Katherine works or worked at Kroger, this proves.

Fred Meyer. Kroger is the parent company

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

This fucker is claiming $9000 in business expenses in July 2019. This could be for Jasper as he made the announcement then. What a fucking scumbag.

 

[Wing Zero]

This lying fraudulent cocksucker is claiming he doesn't own any electronics or collectibles.

Wait...what?! How the fuck does he even attempt to lie about that when his entire career is based around using electronics?!

Please tell me that courts or the IRS or SOMEONE would call this bullshit out immediately. Is Phil banking on everyone being too stupid to do their job and just hoping he can lie his way to victory?

 

[Draza]

I can't believe he's going to lie about his monthly and yearly income. JFC, what a mad man.

 

[WWE Champion]

so much credit card debt. shows us how much worth phil's bachelor in business administration is...

 

[Pepper Jack]

He filed with the court. I can get documents in a minute or someone else can.

He's counting over $5000 per month of business expenses.

I have been dreaming of this moment -where we know his true financials - for years. This is like Chrismas Morning when I was 8.

 

[Near]

He actually filed under chapter 7 holy fucking shit

 

[Pepper Jack]

He actually filed under chapter 7 holy fucking shit

He is lying his ass off to qualify for chapter 7. With his true income, he would have to do Chapter 13.

 

[KingjadVCMP]

Would be a shame if someone contacted his lawyer with more accurate financial information. Would lawyer be annoyed at Phil for lying I wonder?

(but nah don't contact, probably not worth it)..

 

[Pepper Jack]

Would be a shame if someone contacted his lawyer with more accurate financial information. Would lawyer be annoyed at Phil for lying I wonder?

(but nah don't contact, probably not worth it)..

Can't the courts compare his reported income with his federal and state returns? Can do the same for the ridiculous $5k/mo business expenses.

He is such a liar.

 

[Dandelion]

This is exactly what I've been waiting for.

Thirteen fucking credit cards? That is unbelievably ridiculous.

 

[tzgnilki]

fucking liar

 

[MeganDodgedABullet]

Damn, the tism vortex is gonna go into overdrive. Great job by the script team!