🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

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Russell Greer, big playa, has all the whores in the whorehouse lined up and does an inspection to determine which one is worthy of sucking him his penis.
"This one's too fat!", "This one's too tall!", "This one is too jungley!", "This one has too small mouth", "This one.. this one is PERFECT... Have her prepared for me in the stud room.."
-"That's a mirror, Mr. Greer"
 
Battlecruiser3000ad powiedział(a):
Russell Greer, big playa, has all the whores in the whorehouse lined up and does an inspection to determine which one is worthy of sucking him his penis.
"This one's too fat!", "This one's too tall!", "This one is too jungley!", "This one has too small mouth", "This one.. this one is PERFECT... Have her prepared for me in the stud room.."
-"That's a mirror, Mr. Greer"
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I still stand by my theory that he is only attracted to women that he thinks he's supposed to be attracted to.
 
Just the Russell non-self aware thing again - does he think that the girls haven't really spoken among themselves and won't price him out (i.e. the "asshole tax") IF he manages to make it through the door? I know he needs to get him his penis sucked, but as the years go by - the "Legend of Shitlips" grows.
 
FlyGuy0912 powiedział(a):
Just the Russell non-self aware thing again - does he think that the girls haven't really spoken among themselves and won't price him out (i.e. the "asshole tax") IF he manages to make it through the door? I know he needs to get him his penis sucked, but as the years go by - the "Legend of hotlips" grows.
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He probably figures he'll either woo a hot new girl with a fistful of studly plights and $$$ (edit: literally $3) or he'll just sue her and tell everyone on Facebook she has aids.

A normal person would have at least figured out that they need to try a different approach but Russell is about as far from normal as it gets. Which is great for us amused observers but seriously, how many times can he keep doing this?

I thought he was banned from every brothel in Nevada, anyway?
 
Dead Hams powiedział(a):
I still stand by my theory that he is only attracted to women that he thinks he's supposed to be attracted to.
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Yeah. He thinks he's a 9 or 10, so therefore he should only be attracted to 9 or 10s. He won't even consider women that don't meet his beauty standards.
 
nemesisAF powiedział(a):
I am wondering if the parents are paying 100% for the studio apartment if he can afford studio time plus hookers. Oh, and plus loveseat & ‘decor’
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That or he's working more than one job again. That's the one thing about him that distinguishes him from most of the other cows on this site, he's not afraid to work. How hard he works is a matter of some debate, but he does work.
 
Dead Hams powiedział(a):
I still stand by my theory that he is only attracted to women that he thinks he's supposed to be attracted to.
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I agree because his obsession with pop stars, cheerleaders, and "glamorous" strippers makes it incredibly transparent. I don't think he's ever considered the idea of a woman making him happy just by being with him, in his fantasy she's always there because of how prestigious it makes him look to everyone else. He doesn't want Taylor Swift, he wants her power. Part of a person's social power comes from how conventionally attractive they are so of course he'll be more drawn to women in such positions when they're beautiful - look how aggressively obsessed he is with AOC versus any other female legislator, they all tend to be older and look like grandmas while she's his age and much better looking - but I think the coincidence ends there.
 
He's gonna get to Nevada and "shop around". At first they will tell him the girls are booked, then he'll get agitated and they'll have to spell it out that he is not welcome, then he will threaten to sue for discrimination and lastly he'll end up looking for a local hooker back page style.

Spasticus Autisticus powiedział(a):
Here it is, Russell Greer's Heidi Klum song. The intro sounds like when my brothers and I played Mario Party and would deliberately fuck up on the Mario Bandstand minigame.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=FsSphkRdH8Y
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Sweet sweet nothingness oh god... I havent had a full body cringe like this in a very long time. Ew.
 
DrJonesHat powiedział(a):
Yeah. He thinks he's a 9 or 10, so therefore he should only be attracted to 9 or 10s. He won't even consider women that don't meet his beauty standards.
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Do you guys think he really thinks he's a 9/10, or is he overcompensating? Can someone who understands his narcissism explain it to me? I don't get it, because he clearly has an idea of what constitutes conventionally attractive, and he's no Henry Cavill.
 
a. that's not suede b. wtf is up with his pants!?
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Free the Pedos powiedział(a):
Do you guys think he really thinks he's a 9/10, or is he overcompensating? Can someone who understands his narcissism explain it to me? I don't get it, because he clearly has an idea of what constitutes conventionally attractive, and he's no Henry Cavill.
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I think he really thinks he's attractive. He doesn't apply the same standards to himself as he does other people. Women better be perfect, but those instamodels better overlook his gaping maw or they're bigots.
 
DarkAlien powiedział(a):
a. that's not suede b. wtf is up with his pants!?
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Christ Rusty, just go to a good will and get a new pair of pants. You can surely do better than this. I suppose he's been banned from his local WalMart at this point because he could find something serviceable there. I suppose this is what happens when one runs on a treadmill in khakis.

I know he's got an oddly shaped body, but that's precisely why he should buy a few nicer pieces and have them hemmed. Maybe he could meet a nice Asian woman with a toothy daughter to creep on. Ugh, nevermind.
 
Free the Pedos powiedział(a):
Do you guys think he really thinks he's a 9/10, or is he overcompensating? Can someone who understands his narcissism explain it to me? I don't get it, because he clearly has an idea of what constitutes conventionally attractive, and he's no Henry Cavill.
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Russ thinks his face isn't really his face.

He thinks of his deformity as a sort of permanent mask. The slack lips, melting eyes, whatever the hell is going on with his nose, all of that is, to him, a disguise bolted over his real face that, if he could remove it, would be hiding a perfect 10 face underneath, which he considers to be his real face. He thinks if he could just move his eyes and lips, he'd be physically perfect, ignoring that the overall shape of his features are permanently set.

Even if his operation had worked, his eyes would still be crooked and slipping off the sides of his skull, his skull itself would still be too tall, with squashed sides, ears set way too low, nose thin and short and misshapen, not to mention all the garbage going on with the rest of his body including his neck.

He needs to believe that his deformity is both his only issue and that it's not how he really looks, his narcissists ego depends on it.
 
PolexiaAphrodisia powiedział(a):
Oh god, the best Xmas in July present of all would be Russell being turned away at every brothel.
Time to wonder who his new mystery date is! Or whether he hasn't selected a victim yet, and is just going to glom onto the toothiest whore he can find.
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We'll find out quickly enough when he starts harassing every man online who talks to her. No worries.
 
Sounds like it's about time for a new twitter account to get all the girls pumped for his arrival.

Seems to happen leading up to every brothel trip.
 
FernandoPooTragedy powiedział(a):
We'll find out quickly enough when he starts harassing every man online who talks to her. No worries.
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That's always fun. It's amusing to me he doesn't understand (or accept) that by definition, sex workers will talk to lots of different men. It's all tied to his delusional fantasy that he'll meet with some hooker who's secretly wishing for someone to rescue her and he comes along and she becomes his sex slave wife.
 
PolexiaAphrodisia powiedział(a):
Oh god, the best Xmas in July present of all would be Russell being turned away at every brothel.
Time to wonder who his new mystery date is! Or whether he hasn't selected a victim yet, and is just going to glom onto the toothiest whore he can find.
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I hope it's like the one in Reno (where he lied and said he was in Colorado) where he had to go from brothel to brothel trying to beg some poor girl to get him off, with his dollar store gifts in tow. I can just picture him walking by the side of the highway in his filthy suit, seething with rage that these women aren't begging to serve him. Or, better yet, they'll all reject him and he won't even get him his penis sucked with a condom on. The thought of Russell traveling all that distance only to get nothing (not even a date at Olive Garden) and go home with his little tail beween his legs... I think I'd die from the schadenfreude.
 
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