❄️ Snowflake shoe0nhead / June Lapine / June La Porta & Armoured Skeptic / Gregory "Greg" Fluhrer - A poor man's Boxxy: rejected by Vaush, disowned by /pol/ for burning coal, sleeps in a dog's bed surrounded by trash, and her ex-boyfriend.

[Crystal Golem]

Well, Lauren Southern got married and had a kid. You're running out of time June.

I'm still working my way through the early thread so forgive me but is there any indication she can't have kids? Don't eating disorders sometimes make that difficult?

Around 2 years ago someone leaked screenshots from both hers and Greg's discord. Tons of cringe moments where she'd brag to her patrons about her relationship. Greg's discord was basically dead and only juicy thing is that he said they still haven't even discussed marriage and that was after they were engaged for 3 months iirc. I know these screenshots were posted on her ED page, but ED is down so I if someone wants shovel through this thread....



Does anybody remember her "cooking trad waifu" phase? It was hilarious.

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She just dumped some corn starch in some simmering lemon water didn't she? Didn't even disolve it in a little warm water first. Is that dill? She didn't even season the chicken did she?

Shoe confirmed Mangia Cake.

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

The flying fuck is that chicken? Jesus Christ it looks slimey.

Movie Bob would eat it.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Movie Bob would eat it.

Not enough sugar and/or hot sauce on it for him.

 

[StarkRavingMad]

Not enough sugar and/or hot sauce on it for him.

Or Mountain Dew.

 

[Some JERK]

Does anybody remember her "cooking trad waifu" phase? It was hilarious.

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There's a special place in hell for people who boil chicken.

 

[Rekkington]

Around 2 years ago someone leaked screenshots from both hers and Greg's discord. Tons of cringe moments where she'd brag to her patrons about her relationship. Greg's discord was basically dead and only juicy thing is that he said they still haven't even discussed marriage and that was after they were engaged for 3 months iirc. I know these screenshots were posted on her ED page, but ED is down so I if someone wants shovel through this thread....



Does anybody remember her "cooking trad waifu" phase? It was hilarious.

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It looks like she pan fried the chicken first and then continued cooking it in another pan with sauce, which is pretty much the opposite of marinating it and then cooking like a regular person, or cooking it and coating in sauce after which is the cheaper coronavirus way of doing it. I hate to be discouraging because most people suck at their first try, but shit try a roast or stir fry or something and build from there.

 

[Higgins]

Around 2 years ago someone leaked screenshots from both hers and Greg's discord. Tons of cringe moments where she'd brag to her patrons about her relationship. Greg's discord was basically dead and only juicy thing is that he said they still haven't even discussed marriage and that was after they were engaged for 3 months iirc. I know these screenshots were posted on her ED page, but ED is down so I if someone wants shovel through this thread....



Does anybody remember her "cooking trad waifu" phase? It was hilarious.

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I see why she and that black guy from way back broke up. I've never seen such a violation of Article 76 of the Geneva Convention in my life.

 

[Based Papa John]

Well, Lauren Southern got married and had a kid. You're running out of time June.

Hole up, she did?

 

[Kheapathic]

Hole up, she did?

Someone linked a collage of instagram pictures in the chat late last night; had her in a gown, showing a baby bump, holding hands with a man (yes, he was huwite) and a baby foot; while she talked about life and such.

Only one I can find now is the gown one.

Lauren Southern on Instagram: “God is good. In the midst of a chaotic life, I rediscovered my faith in the most amazing way. I found love with the best man I’ve ever…”

25.9k Likes, 1,608 Comments - Lauren Southern (@laurencheriie) on Instagram: “God is good. In the midst of a chaotic life, I rediscovered my faith in the most amazing way. I…”

www.instagram.com

And an archive, just in case this one goes missing too.

Lauren Southern on Instagram: “God is good. In the midst of a chaotic…

archived 30 Jan 2020 22:41:45 UTC

archive.is

 

[Based Papa John]

Someone linked a collage of instagram pictures in the chat late last night; had her in a gown, showing a baby bump, holding hands with a man (yes, he was huwite) and a baby foot; while she talked about life and such.

Only one I can find now is the gown one.

Lauren Southern on Instagram: “God is good. In the midst of a chaotic life, I rediscovered my faith in the most amazing way. I found love with the best man I’ve ever…”

25.9k Likes, 1,608 Comments - Lauren Southern (@laurencheriie) on Instagram: “God is good. In the midst of a chaotic life, I rediscovered my faith in the most amazing way. I…”

www.instagram.com

And an archive, just in case this one goes missing too.

https://archive.li/QWeSs

Interesting. That was all rather quick...Not a huge fan of Southern, but at least she's living the life she's preaching now.

June, clock is ticking.

 

[Kheapathic]

Interesting. That was all rather quick...Not a huge fan of Southern, but at least she's living the life she's preaching now.

June, clock is ticking.

Yeah, the last time I remember hearing about her was... not sure of the timeline; but was after she did her South Africa documentary. There was something about the two guys who helped her were scammers and taking Ezra Levant (of Rebel Media) for a ride, and there was also something about Stefan Molyneux and her. Then she just vanished, and that was a while ago. Only reason I dropped it here is because of the "relationship" June had with Lauren; Lauren was traveling the world, breaking stories, filming a documentary about displaced people, and more... and she finally moved on to living the life she preached. June needs to hold Greg's feet to the fire if she doesn't want to end up as a wine aunt / cat mom.

 

[RisingPhoenix]

Yeah, the last time I remember hearing about her was... not sure of the timeline; but was after she did her South Africa documentary. There was something about the two guys who helped her were scammers and taking Ezra Levant (of Rebel Media) for a ride, and there was also something about Stefan Molyneux and her. Then she just vanished, and that was a while ago. Only reason I dropped it here is because of the "relationship" June had with Lauren; Lauren was traveling the world, breaking stories, filming a documentary about displaced people, and more... and she finally moved on to living the life she preached. June needs to hold Greg's feet to the fire if she doesn't want to end up as a wine aunt / cat mom.

Last I recall was her doing the doc on the whole thing going on with Europe basically letting charlatans with rickety ships overload their boats with people from the middle east/syria/africa and then sinking the boats close enough to European shores so NGO's or local coast guards would pick them up. It was a huge issue and there was a crackdown on it soon after.

Regardless I respect someone going out there to say "hey this is happening and it's kinda screwy" vs sitting safe in your house giving hot takes on political matters. I'm glad Lauren found some genuine friends and is enjoying married life and motherhood.

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

Someone linked a collage of instagram pictures in the chat late last night; had her in a gown, showing a baby bump, holding hands with a man (yes, he was huwite) and a baby foot; while she talked about life and such.

Only one I can find now is the gown one.

Lauren Southern on Instagram: “God is good. In the midst of a chaotic life, I rediscovered my faith in the most amazing way. I found love with the best man I’ve ever…”

25.9k Likes, 1,608 Comments - Lauren Southern (@laurencheriie) on Instagram: “God is good. In the midst of a chaotic life, I rediscovered my faith in the most amazing way. I…”

www.instagram.com

And an archive, just in case this one goes missing too.

https://archive.li/QWeSs

That baby's foot looks slightly dark.

Somebody else was in the wheat field. MICROCHIMERISM.....

https://youtu.be/x9MrzYMJVWo

 

[Rekkington]

Interesting. That was all rather quick...Not a huge fan of Southern, but at least she's living the life she's preaching now.

June, clock is ticking.

How quick do we know it was? She was probably dating the guy for awhile, and backed away from it all once she was aware she was pregnant awhile back.

 

[Based Papa John]

How quick do we know it was? She was probably dating the guy for awhile, and backed away from it all once she was aware she was pregnant awhile back.

Quick in the sense of getting married and was pregnant. Seems a little like a shotgun wedding to me.

 

[Sir Wesley Tailpipe]

Traditionally Canada does have extremely difficult immigration requirements unless you get refugee status.

Hence why Canada is heading rapidly for the heap of shithole countries!

 

[BadBitchOnTheScene]

Honestly, it would take nothing for June to rebrand without Skeptic. Her channel is nearly three times as big as his. I'm sure most of her subscribers don't care about their relationship. She could dump him, delete all their videos together, and act like they never even dated. She could release a statement if she wanted to, but it isn't necessary.

 

[FallOfGrumps]

Honestly, it would take nothing for June to rebrand without Skeptic. Her channel is nearly three times as big as his. I'm sure most of her subscribers don't care about their relationship. She could dump him, delete all their videos together, and act like they never even dated. She could release a statement if she wanted to, but it isn't necessary.

I mean, she is an E-Girl. So, her announcing a breakup would only be great for her career. All of the hopeful paypigs would come out of the woodwork and immediately join her discord.

 

[Petronella]

If June and Greg ever broke up, she would immediately start engaging in all the "cock carousel" behavior she's slammed in the past.

 

[Noideawhattopick]

If June and Greg ever broke up, she would immediately start engaging in all the "cock carousel" behavior she's slammed in the past.

Waiting on some videos when that happens.
What? She's petite, I like petite women.