💼 Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[REGENDarySumanai]

Sounds like Bob's youtube channel is about to become obsolete.

It's already obsolete. There are better film channels on YouTube than the Obsolete Robert, which is definitely an ass clencher for him.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

>arrives at the cookout alone
>leaves alone after many hotdogs and sausages are stuffed in his gullet
What a rock star.

 

[Mola Ram]

It's already obsolete. There are better film channels on YouTube than the Obsolete Robert, which is definitely an ass clencher for him.

He could make a new channel: Planned Bobsolescence.

 

[Shield Breaker]

Why did he retweet this?
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...the bottom right is a woman, Bob you dumbass.

 

[Flexo]

You're assuming they ever leave that basement and aren't moldering in a crawlspace.

So he's the true son of Plinkett, eh?

 

[Quixotic Man]

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Jesus, 12 times as long and 15 times as many views.
The saddest thing is, the Bob video probably has way more views on Youtube than on the Escapists site.
Bob has horrific engagement.

 

[Mola Ram]

So he's the true son of Plinkett, eh?

Presumably spawned the same way Dom Deluise spawned his offspring...

 

[Godzilla@1989]

You're assuming they ever leave that basement and aren't moldering in a crawlspace.

Oh come on now, we all know Bob secretly wants to do this.

Spoiler: NSFL

 

[Lensherr]

He's on the verge of a meltdown over Joker receiving so many nominations.
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He’s so goddamn salty that he even has to take shots at Joaquin Phoenix’s portrayal of the character, something that even most other people who didn’t like the film begrudgingly admit was good.

 

[Neko GF]

Robert "Chad" Chipman OWNS pathetic incels who didn't understand his 500IQ Joker Tweet:

Spoiler: 500IQ Joke

Bob Chipman on Twitter

“I'd like to thank the "WHAT DOES THIS MEAN!!!???" replies to this hastily-composed joke about this movie chiefly appealing to incel internet rage-pustules for handily proving the point and thus doubling-up the punchline. https://t.co/PHSu5V2BJx”

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(Archive)

Robert also owns small brained conservatards and spins the insult "pussy" as a compliment:

Spoiler: Faggotry

Bob Chipman on Twitter

“I might not be up on the nomenclature... but wouldn't a "massive fucking pussy" by nature of the anatomy in question be a pussy that had been worked out A LOT, was extremely tough and tested, vaguely-intimidating and difficult to overcome? https://t.co/wKmv6qfKNT”

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[Walter Temple]

Why did he retweet this?

Pudgy white guys, beards, sunglasses, all attempting to project some manner of smug/cool/tough... Bob, that's you, you idiot.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Why did he retweet this?
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Bob says this with no self awareness that his own profile picture is of a fat white man with sunglasses.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Why did he retweet this?
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Bob says this with no self awareness that his own profile picture is of a fat white man with sunglasses.

Every one of those people pulls off the cool shades pic better than Robert.

 

[Flexo]

I know he never would see this, but the earlier Tim Pool video lead me to this one.

Look who natural selection favors, Bob...

The future belongs to those who show up for it.

 

[Daishouri]

I can't wait to see Robert fishing for twitter tips
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So how long before Bob gets locked out of that feature for tipping his fedora at every liberal woman in the vicinity and making them all supremely uncomfortable?

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Nah, you're just fat.

 

[אΩ+1]

I know he never would, but the earlier Tim Pool video lead me to this one.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=gn9hZIS54aI
Look who natural selection favors, Bob...

The future belongs to those who show up for it.

To quote /pol/ "demographics are destiny."
Edit 1: doublepost deleted.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Bob's meltdown over the Oscar nominations yesterday made it into the latest Memology 101 video.

 

[Rei is shit]

Robert owns a detractor with a film school 101 name drop



and for fun lets see how often he talks about loach

Spoiler

WHAT A BIG FAN

NOTICE ME FAKE GIRLFRIEND MAN


Robert continues to show how well informed he is


Furry arc incoming?

 

[Jack Awful]

Bob's meltdown over the Oscar nominations yesterday made it into the latest Memology 101 video.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=g2UZAMbtkI4

Of course journalists and reviewers would hate a move that's message is "treat everyone with respect and dignity".

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

I can't help but notice the similarities between Bob Chipman and Richard Spencer.
They both believe in an untenable non-merit-based form of egalitarianism, and they both believe that the missing component for a functioning interstellar warp drive is just to be a massive insufferable cunt..
When Bob and Spencer talk about their belief systems the endgame is always "to reach the star-har-hars!"
Spencer always sounds like he's trying to fight back an orgasm whenever he mixes up Star Wars with reality, and when I noticed it, all I could think about was how him and Bob are basically cut out from the same cloth.
Neither of them seem capable of understanding that the distance between stars is so insanely vast, to the point that making it a cornerstone of your eugenicist social structure is absolutely fucking insane.
It's practically the "empty seat for Muhammad" of the Western world.