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Phil said he never got an email. Ok, Wings sent it again. Phil didn't get that one either, it probably went in the spam folder if he even sent it at all.

Not my Phil. He's a great dude who:
- forgets to name a Pokemon for a paying viewer
- forgets to check his dox forums for fan art
- doesn't know video games exist if nobody tweets about them dozens of times
- can't read basic text tutorials in games
 
Not my Phil. He's a great dude who:
- forgets to name a Pokemon for a paying viewer
- forgets to check his dox forums for fan art
- doesn't know video games exist if nobody tweets about them dozens of times
- can't read basic text tutorials in games

just a reminder that dsp thinks looking at his spam folder is how you get a virus
 
dont know much about wings but from what i`ve seen he doesnt seem like a bad person. phil on the other hand is a disgusting lazy parasitic lifeform.
Wings once aided in the trolling of one of his former friends' mentally disabled child.

Educate thyself.

He is no less a piece of shit than Phil. Only the smell is different.
 
dont know much about wings but from what i`ve seen he doesnt seem like a bad person. phil on the other hand is a disgusting lazy parasitic lifeform.

wings uses the "muh depression" card to bait sympathy, as does dave

wings was a few months away from being debt free and decided to buy a mustang instead of fixing his roof or air conditioning unit, much like dave buying fucking brand new tvs, two mortgages, credit cards, tried hiring a cheap tax guy and got "screwed over", and leasing & buying vehicles

they both just expect their fan-base to fund their addictions to chilli / WWE mobile games & every bad financial decisions

wings gaining weight despite free weight loss surgery cause he's addicted to chilli and sweat tea, dave looking malnourished because he never goes outside, they both eat like kings yet claim poverty

they both adopted useless women who were unemployed, and whilst saying they wouldn't have an impact on their "content", these women ultimately left these grown men scarred, resentful, bitter and even more lazy than before they met

dave and wings are quite similar, both taking advantage of adsense during the gold rush, now they do 10 times the amount of low effort "work" they did before, for 10% of what they used to make, and they both blew all of their money on shit

neither of them re-invest back into their stream, or give back to their fan-base, and they're both delusional about what they think they deserve because they're both used to getting a monthly pay-check for doing absolutely nothing

they're both their own worst enemies

one thing i'll give wings credit for, is he knows what taxes are
 
wings uses the "muh depression" card to bait sympathy, as does dave

wings was a few months away from being debt free and decided to buy a mustang instead of fixing his roof or air conditioning unit, much like dave buying fucking brand new tvs, two mortgages, credit cards, tried hiring a cheap tax guy and got "screwed over", and leasing & buying vehicles

they both just expect their fan-base to fund their addictions to chilli / WWE mobile games & every bad financial decisions

wings gaining weight despite free weight loss surgery cause he's addicted to chilli and sweat tea, dave looking malnourished because he never goes outside, they both eat like kings yet claim poverty

they both adopted useless women who were unemployed, and whilst saying they wouldn't have an impact on their "content", these women ultimately left these grown men scarred, resentful, bitter and even more lazy than before they met

dave and wings are quite similar, both taking advantage of adsense during the gold rush, now they do 10 times the amount of low effort "work" they did before, for 10% of what they used to make, and they both blew all of their money on shit

neither of them re-invest back into their stream, or give back to their fan-base, and they're both delusional about what they think they deserve because they're both used to getting a monthly pay-check for doing absolutely nothing

they're both their own worst enemies

one thing i'll give wings credit for, is he knows what taxes are
Actually, Wings did give back a lot - especially at the beginning. He'd collab with other content creators to get their name out there, and he raised money for a couple of charities.
Also, I think Wings knows what he is vs Dave thinking he's a serious professional bidness content creator man.
 
It's time for the November 2019 monthly roundup. All the usual caveats apply:
...(epic tally snip)...
Money "earned" during November = $8,707.72 - $10,363.72

Stay tuned for the special treat. Should be ready in just a little bit.

Easily in the estimated median neighborhood of $9.5K, give or take, for November. That would pace him for a year at that monthly rate in the $114K, plus or minus, bracket. Even with the marginal tax rate in that bracket before deductions, it's not an income problem, it's a self control problem for a pushing forty year old male.

Here's the surprise. I made a shitty video summarizing everything! Enjoy, and please provide feedback on how it could be better :)


Nov2019_monthly_roundup.mp4

Slow it all down by half, video will be 90 seconds long and you won't need to pause it to really soak in the information presented. (Good rule of thumb, watch your video before you output it for posting and verbally narrate the information presented in text form while it plays on your timeline, if you can't finish saying it before it disappears off screen knowing what it says, your audience will have trouble not knowing what it says and reading it mentally themselves usually.)
 
So on the tax begging who had "Thanksgiving +/- 1 day" and "Between Thanksgiving and Christmas"? Nicely done if you did, your prize is realizing how well you know DSP. What a horrifying prize.
 
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DSP IS OFF TODAY... lets see what is he... thinking about money.

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THERE IS NOTHING HE CAN DO... WITHOUT DOING WORK

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It's always fun to see Phil take time out of his 'busy busy busy schedule!' just to tweet stupid shit.
 
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DSP IS OFF TODAY... lets see what is he... thinking about money.

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THERE IS NOTHING HE CAN DO... WITHOUT DOING WORK

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Those three games are older than dirt. I didn't know that Phil played ANY of those games. That Alan Wake playthru is 9 years old, it's from his couch camera era. Bioshock infinite is 6 years old. Crysis 2 is 8 years old. I don't think anyone is going, "Man, you remember that Alan Wake playthrough? I might just have to rewatch that."
 
What amazes me is that the games he listed are years old, realistically how many views are those videos getting a handful? Which means he is sitting in the passenger seat of his car mumbling about YouTube and how much work it would take to dispute the claims instead of spending time talking with his wife I am sure that he is now grumpy over pennies and it will ruin his day off and he will have to bitch about tomorrow. That is a tremendous amount of wasted energy over something so trivial that it would only take 40 min. before or after a stream.
 
What amazes me is that the games he listed are years old, realistically how many views are those videos getting a handful? Which means he is sitting in the passenger seat of his car mumbling about YouTube and how much work it would take to dispute the claims instead of spending time talking with his wife I am sure that he is now grumpy over pennies and it will ruin his day off and he will have to bitch about tomorrow. That is a tremendous amount of wasted energy over something so trivial that it would only take 40 min. before or after a stream.
This is the same person who screwed himself by deleting hundreds of his own videos because they got copyright strikes on them instead of disputing them and making them private. I wouldn't be surprised if he did waste the time to dispute all of those videos or make a big deal about it even though I doubt those videos collectively get over a hundred views a month. He needs to learn to take the L.
 
https://youtube.com/watch?v=RYcGto50kEA
*insert the multiple times at the end of the month where he cries about being overdrafted and having $0.00 in his bank account*
"you guys tell me to open up and i tell you an interesting story about how hitman one dlc doesn't come on the disk and you turn it into a negative" holy shit my fucking sides are in orbit, phil fucking thinks his mundane story about how the dlc was actually a code in the box was fucking interesting
 
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