Jace Connors is a hoax.

[Alex Krycek]

I'm calling out of work Wednesday.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

I'm going to wait for the Cliff Notes. My heart won't be able to take it.

 

[John Furrman]

this truly has been the best ever.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Damn, I'm in class at that time or driving home from campus if class lets out early (though if this fucking frozen hell weather cancels class on Wed. again it's a whole different story), I've never tuned into a DN livestream but this...I want to watch this.

that would be a bitch to clean.
Hollywood needs more actors like Jace, Eli and Tyce,
make fucking TV series out of them.
OH WAIT.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=id=KJj6S0dgw0s;t=1099

Like the entire truth about Jace and Deagle Nation evidently being fake, we only assume he pissed his pants. Same effect could be achieved with a hidden super-soaker sponge ball hidden between his legs.

 

[sea panther]

I'm not ready for this ride to be over.

 

[Don't Call Anybody]

I saw the livestream announcement and lost my breath. This all feels like a terrible dream. Why do you do this to us, reality???

 

[ATM]

I'm gonna need more Monster.

 

[Dr. Meme]

JACE IS KILL​

Semper Fi to all are armed Deagle Nation Members

 

[CaptainDong]

Should Null change the thread title to 'confirmed for hoax'?

 

[QueenMegan]

Everything is a lie. Jace doesn't have a lazy eye, the sunglasses were always on to protect his identity. Eli's runescape account has shit stats. If he really was a stoner who spent all day playing runescape, he'd have higher leveled skills. There's an MDE video, Papa genos, that mentions both matchbox cars and an all out race war being a good thing.

 

[Wally Balljacker]

I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor. That's my dream; that's my nightmare. Crawling, slithering, along the edge of a straight razor... and surviving.

 

[ATM]

If he really was a stoner who spent all day playing runescape, he'd have higher leveled skills.

If he really was a stoner who spent all day playing runescape he'd have successfully bought a gf by now too.

 

[4Macie]

So.... does this mean I'll no longer be able to rate things "semper fidelis"? Better start now while I still can!

 

[CaptainDong]

So.... does this mean I'll no longer be able to rate things "semper fidelis"? Better start now while I still can!

I missed out on the opportunity

 

[Skeletor]

Everything is a lie. Jace doesn't have a lazy eye, the sunglasses were always on to protect his identity. Eli's runescape account has shit stats. If he really was a stoner who spent all day playing runescape, he'd have higher leveled skills. There's an MDE video, Papa genos, that mentions both matchbox cars and an all out race war being a good thing.

In retrospect, all those threads where kiwis we like "you can TOTALLY see the lazy eye in this screencap!" are hilarious.

So hyped up for the grand finale and Commander Stryker's final form. Semper Fi to all are armed forces for one last time.

 

[dabluearmedbandit]

I want him to not break character and refuse to acknowledge it and just keep acting crazy and we can delete this thread and all lie to ourselves that this has just been a horrible jenkem induced hallucination.

 

[FBIfellow420]

In spite of myself, I smiled.

 

[Miya]

just so people know whats at the bottom of the blogpost because i dont see people talkin about it

DON’T TOUCH THAT DIAL – WE’RE NOT DONE YET
THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING
AND IT’S ONLY GOING TO GET WORSE
-J.C.

 

[CWCissey]

just so people know whats at the bottom of the blogpost because i dont see people talkin about it

I'm rooting for a full on Borat/Ali G style show with Deagle Nation!

 

[Trannycopter]

This is truly the end of an era.

The greatest thing about this is going to be the massive collective butthurt from the crowd who followed Jace unironically, actually thinking he was a smart, cool guy.