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- 20 Lis 2018
The Europeans had more respect for the Native Americans than Jack has for this poor turkey.
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- 28 Gru 2014
How do you even fuck this up? It's literally "immerse bird for X minutes at Y temperature." How the fuck do you have it raw and burned at the same time?
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- 25 Kwi 2018
The thing that I find most incredible about Jack is his ability to fuck up slow-cooking in particular. Of the meats, poultry is the hardest (though still not hard) to find the sweet spot, but this idiot makes his entire identity around barbecue, stews, etc, and yet still somehow can't cook meat properly using techniques with so much margin for error that with anybody else would be considered foolproof.
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- 6 Sie 2016
It's because he's possessed by a famine spirit that makes him act like a beast and eat raw meat if necessary
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- 24 Lip 2019
How can people not just look at themselves and just admit that they don’t know what their doing? I know it’s rich coming from me, but I’m an idiot and I almost never cook. Jesus fucking Christ just one look at that and I can almost feel the worms excitment to be in my stomach.
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- 19 Kwi 2019
For that Raw Ribs video, jack apparently only cooked them for 15 minutes and eyeballed everything because the top looked like it was getting too brown. He judged everything on the exterior appearance.
He apparently cares so much about not burning food that he ruins the food in the first place. Normally you cover food with foil, but he doesn't do that because according to him if the food is covered with foil the heat can't get through.
He apparently cares so much about not burning food that he ruins the food in the first place. Normally you cover food with foil, but he doesn't do that because according to him if the food is covered with foil the heat can't get through.
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- 30 Lip 2019
I was cackling at a random episode of CWJ (it was a review of some idiotic microwave “grill”) and my husband sat down to join me. Hubs had no prior knowledge of Jack’s existence or the abominations that come out of his kitchen.
Hub’s response to the video, verbatim:
“What is this r.etard doing?”
“What’s the name of his YouTube channel? I want to tell this guy to go kill himself.”
“Yeah. This guy should do something useful for the human race and kill himself.”
“Can you put on Binging with Babish instead?”
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- 2 Sty 2019
“Nobody else does sandwiches wrapped in lettuce.”
“When you don’t have the bread, it’s like you can taste more of the sandwich.”
The video ends with Jack Junior getting weird with Papa Salmonella’s neck.
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- 6 Sie 2016
Tammy and Jack Jr look and sound extremely annoyed in the beginning of the video, but they kinda put up with it later on.
He ate like 1/3 of the "sandwich" in one bite. Jesus.
And she seems like the only one putting a bit of effort in reviewing (with this show's standards) the food. She could actually be the successor of Jack.
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- 6 Cze 2015
There's nothing wrong with a little good, Christian father son necking.The video ends with Jack Junior getting weird with Papa Salmonella’s neck.
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- 6 Sie 2016
Like he wants to look like a rapper gangster but isn't fully committed.
Whatthefuck
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- 7 Lis 2017
Are you fucking serious, Jack? You live in Nashville. I know good and goddamn well that there are plenty of places that offer a lettuce wrap for your sandwich around there. The place is filthy with them. Further, "you taste more of the sandwich". You mean the filling, you fucking mong? One of my favorite Jack traits is his propensity for stating the obvious just like the boomer he is.
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- 2 Sty 2019
You can’t flex your piss-quality scratcher tat if you don’t cut the sleeves off your sweatshirt. Junior is the white guy in The Offspring’s video for “Pretty Fly (For a White Guy).”
Captain Ahab
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- 12 Maj 2018
Junior’s bitch is pigging up real nice. Soon he’s gonna have himself a Tammy.
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- 1 Sie 2018
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That tattoo still disgusts me every time I see it.
It looks like Jesus got hit with a driveby acid attack.
Stasi
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- 6 Sty 2019
Some restaurants in Japan have printed instructions in English telling people to savor and enjoy the delicate flavor of meat/fish and not drown it in sauce. I can only assume this is for the benefit of hefty individuals like Jack who can't taste anything unless it is swimming in BBQ sauce.
Zero fks to give
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- 16 Sty 2019
Seeing the recipes from his mother and aunt that he's made, there has to be a lot of southern in that family tree somewhere. Remember tomato salad that is tomatoes drenched in mayo?
Hey! She isn't wearing her big ass wedding ring, looks like a purple version of Jack's ring.
Did they both outgrow their wedding rings?
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- 29 Mar 2018
Wait, is that the same Jack Jr who did that Big Top cupcake video all those years ago? I feel old.