🍗 Deathfat Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser, ex-Muslim, apostate

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So...that's her plate of food, is it? I see what appears to be a chunk of sausage in the back; some shitty pan-fried perogies resting on a fresh human trachea; angel-hair pasta tossed in gravy; and double-glazed doughnut holes, all topped with black olives.

...which beautifully showcases exactly the sort of delightful culinary twists and turns our dear, discerning epicure would happily nosh on. Mmm, mmm, mmm, good!

I also assumed they were perogies, cause you know she's the idiot who goes to Chinese buffet and eats straight Western food.
 
How!? Chinese buffets are like $10.
I've been to this particular chain twice. It's like $30 (CAD, so like $22 USD) and you can get alcohol.

I went years and years ago and it was decent for a Chinese buffet. I was particularly impressed by the desserts; most Chinese buffets just have some salmonella ridden soft serve machine but this had a Vegas buffet style dessert spread. Carving stations, seafood, definitely worth $30.

I went back a couple years ago and it's total trash in that it's like any other Chinese buffet now except really expensive.
 
How!? Chinese buffets are like $10.
I can only comment on East Coast US Chinese/vague Asian buffets, but some can get pricey. One in my area is $35/person. It does have all you can eat sushi made to order, a grilling station, and usually has lobster or crab. Additionally, it has the usual plethora of bland and generic "Chinese" food mass produced to satisfy most western palettes and a dessert bar with a chocolate fondue fountain set up that screams bacteria with all of the unattended children who stick their hands in it. Obviously we can see why AYCE appeals to Chinny, Big AL etc... On the plus side, she probably counts waddling back and forth from the buffet as exercise.
 
OK I've seen this a few times here now, do, you guys know what "WASP" stands for? White Anglo Saxon Protestant. The term is usually meant to refer to wealthy Americans of British heritage that come from old money.

It's the furthest fucking thing from Chantal's white trash faux French family. Words mean things. Chantal is Canuck white trash, her and her family are not in any way "waspy". FFS Chantal's mother was preggers with chantal when she was a teen. If she came from a "wasp" family they'd have quietly gotten an abortion and never spoke of it again while having their attorney draft a NDA for the boyfriend that knocked her up.
I think you'll find that whatever the original connotations of the word, the white middle class (including its lower rungs) is usually white, Anglo-Saxon and Protestant to the same extent as the upper crust.

I've used the word several times; Chantal is WASPy, even if she's not actually a WASP. She and her family love tacky LIVE LAUGH LOVE tchotchkes which are beloved of can-I-speak-to-the-manager-haircut WASPs. She has no connection to her French heritage apart from a surname.

Also, regarding the Catholicism: despite coming from a French Catholic background, she has related a story from her youth where she went to mass at a French church, then understood nothing (even though she claims to speak French). She also said she got dirty looks from the old women there, which in her eggplant head is because she hates everybody but herself, but in actuality was because she was taking the Eucharist unshriven. She has not undergone the sacraments of initiation in Catholicism, because if she had, she would know that. I don't even know that she was baptised into Catholicism. She is, for all intents and purposes, a WASP.

Also, Canadian normies are the most prim, aggressively pleasant, sanctimonious, euphemism-obsessed WASPy people on the planet. I say WASP is as WASP does, in her case.
 
I've been to this particular chain twice. It's like $30 (CAD, so like $22 USD) and you can get alcohol.

I went years and years ago and it was decent for a Chinese buffet. I was particularly impressed by the desserts; most Chinese buffets just have some salmonella ridden soft serve machine but this had a Vegas buffet style dessert spread. Carving stations, seafood, definitely worth $30.

I went back a couple years ago and it's total trash in that it's like any other Chinese buffet now except really expensive.

Sweet Jebus. I haven’t been to Mandarin in over a decade, but their prices have really skyrocketed, and Chantal likely went to one of the locations with the $1 surcharge.

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I really want to say "why bother with a buffet if you have $26" but the answer is always quantity with Chinny. $26 would feed two people at my local noodle and dumpling place, where everything is handmade and fresh. But that same $26 probably got her at least three plates of shitty food that has been parked below a hot lamp for God knows how long, so clearly she did the right thing.
 
I've used the word several times; Chantal is WASPy, even if she's not actually a WASP. She and her family love tacky LIVE LAUGH LOVE tchotchkes which are beloved of can-I-speak-to-the-manager-haircut WASPs.
I have no idea what that word means but I'm glad I learn it. And they say the Farms are useless...

I think I've had a career changing idea for any mukbanger and Chantal in particular: I want to see a mukbang in first POV. Chantal please buy yourself a GoPro, strap it on your head and show us what you've got. Although I'm not sure the strap would be big enough to encompass your four chins and huge melon head, but still.
 
I’m blown away that there is no indication that an actual wrist exists there. It’s like cankles but hands.
I find Cankles and those "hists" more disturbing than extra chins, personally. Except when I see hambeast faces in profile. Both Chantal and Amber look like extreme flat faced cats when they turn to the side, and it is horrible.
 
I have no idea what that word means but I'm glad I learn it. And they say the Farms are useless...

I think I've had a career changing idea for any mukbanger and Chantal in particular: I want to see a mukbang in first POV. Chantal please buy yourself a GoPro, strap it on your head and show us what you've got. Although I'm not sure the strap would be big enough to encompass your four chins and huge melon head, but still.
She would make bank reacting to her own garbage or having Bibi do it. Money!
 
I find Cankles and those "hists" more disturbing than extra chins, personally. Except when I see hambeast faces in profile. Both Chantal and Amber look like extreme flat faced cats when they turn to the side, and it is horrible.
I don't understand how you loose weight in your hands.

There hands are basically balloons filled with cottage cheese. So you just eat better, exercise and the fat just melts away? I just don't get it. Wouldn't you have a bunch of loose skin just dripping off your hand like a melted icecream cake?

These are the questions that keep me up at night.

I've seen a lot of My 600 lb life, but I don't think I've seen hands so fat they have no wrists, at least not to the extent of Chantel or Amber.

The human body is so interesting. Fat distribution is so fasinating to me.
 
So, wait, did she hit up the Chinese buffet the same day she ate a sizable Popeyes meal?

She doesn't even eat smart. You're supposed to eat at most a light breakfast, like a cup of cereal, to keep your stomach from shrinking. Filling up on water is another good tactic.

Other buffet tactics are going in wearing loose pants and a comfortable top, opting for meat versus salad or carbs, and if you want to be a cheapass/sneak, line your purse with plastic and plop food in there for later.

Did she even eat more than one plate? I could see her going there, wasting that money and just getting one plate, then patting herself on the shoulder (cause her paws won't reach her back) for it.
 
She doesn't even eat smart. You're supposed to eat at most a light breakfast, like a cup of cereal, to keep your stomach from shrinking. Filling up on water is another good tactic.
If Chantal slept and woke up at normal human hours and practiced good habits she wouldn't look like this:
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Other buffet tactics are going in wearing loose pants and a comfortable top, opting for meat versus salad or carbs, and if you want to be a cheapass/sneak, line your purse with plastic and plop food in there for later.
At Chantal's size there's no such thing as loose and comfy clothing. I wouldn't put it past her to sneak food out, but people that massive aren't capable of being sneaky, and the mental image is entertaining. She would struggle just to get one of her overstuffed paws into a purse (not to mention having to navigate her huge arms around the fat stacked on her torso), and her breathing would increase heavily from the effort. If she tried to sneak food everyone within a 20 foot radius would be able to see and hear it. Then we'd get some awful story time about how everyone in the restaurant angrily glared at her as she gently and quietly placed an after dinner mint into her bag.
 
LMAO @ using strategies to get the most out of buffet dining. But then I don't eat at buffet places often anyway. Chantal doesn't need to keep her stomach from shrinking as that ship has sailed.
 
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