🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[bev]

Breaking news: Amber's scale is broken.
I had a short convo with customer service about the "H" symbol that appears on Amber's scale. I also posted in the "Highly Requested Weigh-In 09/12/19" thread but I think this is significant enough to copy over here too. (Sorry for the brevity. Phoneposting is a hassle.)

Another update from Reddit [post] [archive bc op forgot to censor her info]

Sooooo....

 

[Blathersnake]

Well damn my bet was a Torrid haul, not a disgusting mookbong.

 

[raritycunt]

Well damn my bet was a Torrid haul, not a disgusting mookbong.

I wonder if she has a fourth one planned for today, since Becky is with her mother after her mother’s surgery.

 

[Peachtea18]

Another update from Reddit [post] [archive bc op forgot to censor her info]

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Sooooo....

Yea, I wasn't really buying the broken scale theory. OP's email to support made it sound like there was a giant H on the actual screen where the numbers show instead of a small letter from the list next to the display.

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

Maybe she'll do a highly requested "sit-down" vlog, updating us on all the shitty gay comics she's been reading.

 

[raritycunt]

Amber being all deep and tragic again

 

[JambledUpWords]

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Amber being all deep and tragic again

They probably wouldn’t judge as much if she didn’t post everything about her personal life online for everyone to see.

 

[Moonpie]

They probably wouldn’t judge as much if she didn’t post everything about her personal life online for everyone to see.

^^ This is exactly why I've never had sympathy for the circus act she is.

She puts herself out there for all to see- which has to do with her extreme narcissism. She lives in delusional land- thinking she is the prettiest, most dainty little hourglass princess to grace YouTube. When in reality she's a massive freak show. Years ago she would have had peanuts thrown at her at a side show.

Big Al- you should be SO proud, gorl.

 

[Turd Blossom]

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Amber being all deep and tragic again

Poor VictimLynn! It's midnight, she's wide awake and attention-starved, her roommates are actively avoiding her, her trusty manservant is selfishly off tending to her own mother, and NO ONE will run to McDonald's for her, so our deprived gorl has no other options but to seek out asspats by vagueposting generic "deep" IG posts.

I wonder what inane teen lesbian comic she found this in.. Or did our talented gorl come up with this sthuuper deep pearl of wisdom all on her own? Because it's so original!

 

[Xenomorph]

Poor VictimLynn! It's midnight, she's wide awake and attention-starved, her roommates are actively avoiding her, her trusty manservant is selfishly off tending to her own mother, and NO ONE will run to McDonald's for her, so our deprived gorl has no other options but to seek out asspats by vagueposting generic "deep" IG posts.

I wonder what inane teen lesbian comic she found this in.. Or did our talented gorl come up with this sthuuper deep pearl of wisdom all on her own?

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Shes probably bribing Dusty to come over since we know she has to pay her for even watching animals they procured while they were together.

 

[a llama weighs 450lbs]

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Amber being all deep and tragic again

every day we grow closer to a bare legs reveal gorls

 

[C3PBRO]

Sorry to be a derailing dickhole but I need your help guys.

I am looking for a particular video. In it, Becky and Amberlynn are driving away from Becky's family's house, down their long dirt driveway with a bunch of broken down hick bullshit in it. A duck or a peacock or something equally stupid is blocking the way and Amberlynn squeals with piggish delight as Becky gets out of the car to shoo it out of the way.

I know that also sounds like the description of Rafe's house but I'm quite certain it was the Williams house. If someone could find this clip for me I will raise a rum to you on this, my dearest of holidays, Talk Like a Pirate Day.

 

[mekalekahi]

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Amber being all deep and tragic again

5 years of video footage and no weight loss plus all new videos from house/bed. I dont think we are far off in what we assume about you lol.

 

[bev]

Sorry to be a derailing dickhole but I need your help guys.

I am looking for a particular video. In it, Becky and Amberlynn are driving away from Becky's family's house, down their long dirt driveway with a bunch of broken down hick bullshit in it. A duck or a peacock or something equally stupid is blocking the way and Amberlynn squeals with piggish delight as Becky gets out of the car to shoo it out of the way.

I know that also sounds like the description of Rafe's house but I'm quite certain it was the Williams house. If someone could find this clip for me I will raise a rum to you on this, my dearest of holidays, Talk Like a Pirate Day.

Are you sure you're not thinking of this clip? (timestamped it for ya):

Bc I only remember Becky getting out of the car once to move a fallen tree branch.

 

[C3PBRO]

Are you sure you're not thinking of this clip? (timestamped it for ya):

https://youtube.com/watch?v=hkYkZkGjAvo:557
Bc I only remember Becky getting out of the car once to move a fallen tree branch.

Thanks! That is the clip I was thinking of, so... fuck. At least it won't bother me anymore.

I think I have a clock on their dox but I want clips of their house to confirm.

"Sometimes we judge people based on what we think we know about them."

No fucking shit? Is that not the definition of judging someone, you monumental sped?

 

[Your_Fairy_Wish_Prince]

Are you sure you're not thinking of this clip? (timestamped it for ya):

https://youtube.com/watch?v=hkYkZkGjAvo:557
Bc I only remember Becky getting out of the car once to move a fallen tree branch.

Christ almighty I thought that was Nick Bate for a second

 

[marjoram]

Poor VictimLynn! It's midnight, she's wide awake and attention-starved, her roommates are actively avoiding her, her trusty manservant is selfishly off tending to her own mother, and NO ONE will run to McDonald's for her, so our deprived gorl has no other options but to seek out asspats by vagueposting generic "deep" IG posts.

I wonder what inane teen lesbian comic she found this in.. Or did our talented gorl come up with this sthuuper deep pearl of wisdom all on her own? Because it's so original!

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And what she chooses to show us is so fucking horrifying it's no giant leap to guessing the other parts of her life she doesn't show are equally horrifying....and stupid, always the stupid

 

[Who Now]

This is the kind of thing people say after they have been caught in multiple lies. It's like saying that "I didn't lie, you just don't lnow the whole story and I can't tell you what it is" . Pretty much "I have all these special secret things, but you are in the dark, so I can be smug, na na na na na"

 

[Rexella]

 

[Whatthefuck]

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I can't do Nik. I just can't. One of you lovely Kiwi's with a stronger stomach than mine, please let us know if anything interesting shows up.