🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[clusterfuckk]

That is probably for the best. I would rather not watch her wipe her bottom or clean her hooha.

Zero chance of that ever happening.

Because she can’t

 

[Binge_n_purrrg]

Is this lazy bitch serious gonna go all the way with this 100 day upload shit? I’ll fucking die if she does cuz she’ll gloat that she actually finished something she started. Even though it’s been 100 days of pure boring torture.

 

[Strawberry Pocky]

I agree, I think it should read 600 pound or lb, whatever. I guess that's up to @PiggyPie though.

I wouldn't hate a new Poll either, ya know now you guys mention it and all

 

[Mr Foster]

Zero chance of that ever happening.

Because she can’t

It's amazing when she claims she can. Because when she posts pictures of her adjusting clothes from behind in her torrid hauls, it could not be ANY MORE CLEAR that there is a least a foot and a half clearance between her farthest reach and her asshole.

Amber, we all have eyes boo boo.

 

[Kentaro]

A manatee is atleast 500-600 lbs (avg. 250KG) heavy and this is what Ambers audience consists of.
Fucking disgusting. Imagine meeting one of these in real life. Glad I dont live in America.

 

[raritycunt]

.....ok gorl?

 

[DaintyChokerGorl]

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.....ok gorl?

GORL you ninja’d me so fast! Are Hamber and Chintal trying to out mental each other?¿?

 

[TwinkoStorr]

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.....ok gorl?

Thanks God she put that little "jk" at the end so people know she's just joking around.

 

[PotatoSalad4711]

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.....ok gorl?

That’s probably because WebMD doesn’t assume you’re a 600 pound lard ass when you ask why do I have heartburn, nausea and swelling.

 

[Snusmumriken]

Ah, one of my favorite Ambers--Starved for Attentionlynn.

 

[Twinkie]

That’s probably because WebMD doesn’t assume you’re a 600 pound lard ass when you ask why do I have heartburn, nausea and swelling.

Imagine the food babies this enormous bitch is birthing on the daily

I bet the Octomom felt less physically uncomfortable

 

[Single_Sock]

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.....ok gorl?

Those gorls are not bumping fupas. I guarantee it.

 

[ADHD]

She wishes it was just pregnancy.

 

[Strawberry Pocky]

Necky is packing that 40lb fupa/gunt ballsack tho. Swinging about in her too-tight men's XXL basketball shorts.
lmao Who knows, she could've preggo'd the 600lb beluga if they hadn't both eaten themselves into infertility.

Is Hamber making re.tarded pregnancy attentionwhore posts because Foody Blobby is winging about her hysterectomy again?

 

[DarkSydePundit]

What if Amber is pregnant in her 9th month.

Would anybody notice?

 

[ImJustAbitSwollen]

pregnant with 1 of everything off the menu.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

As if anyone would pour baby gravy on her biscuit.

 

[New & Improved Username]

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A manatee is atleast 500-600 lbs (avg. 250KG) heavy and this is what Ambers audience consists of.
Fucking disgusting. Imagine meeting one of these in real life. Glad I dont live in America.

600lb blobs are not a common sight in America, that's why they appear in freak shows. There are too many fat people but this is a level that most fatties never reach.

 

[fattie_boom_boom]

Here's a photo of a 600 lb corpse compared to a normal one that I saw recently in an absurdly amusing video. Thought of our ol' Amber.

Spoiler: Still more dainty than amber

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video for those interested:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=eavxSkZejGM:357

If we could just see the face of that corpse... which do you think would look more alive?

Spoiler: skellingtongorl

 

[GeorgiaGuidestones]

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.....ok gorl?

Gorl, people laugh at you, not with you.