DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Dumpster dived waifu]

Too bad that cat is declawed, it would be interesting for it to destroy the accursed fap couch

cat could still be a biter. also, fucking pathetic move permanently disfiguring your cat so it doesnt damage your stuff.

 

[Just_living]

This cat should take a nice long shit on that couch right now.

 

[big ups liquid richard]

Wow, declawing a cat is a shitty thing to do. I can only pray it was declawed before he bought it but probably not.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

This cat should take a nice long shit on that couch right now.

cats dont usually shit outside the box unless its dirty. but if its an unfixed male, he may piss on things to mark territory, and will definitely cough up fur balls where ever the fuck it wants.

 

[Just_living]

cats dont usually shit outside the box unless its dirty. but if its an unfixed male, he may piss on things to mark territory, and will definitely cough up fur balls where ever the fuck it wants.

I just want this to happen to DSP, funny that this is an Alinity clip.

Cat poops on streamer *WARNING POOP*

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PlanetJeff gave $1000.... why.

 

[Mask_de_SMITH]

That cat is going to die within a year, and become chinese food for his new DSP Tries It.

 

[birdswitharmsarereal]

ladies and gentleman welcome to summer drama how will this blow up on the pigs face
charged back to shit
losses his subs
so many questions so little time
we truly are living in clown world

 

[millais]

The cat is futilely pawing at the fap couch and acoustic foam now, wishing it had the claws to destroy it.

 

[Doc Holliday]

Phil's never gonna clean that litter box. We all know that, yeah?

 

[birdswitharmsarereal]

on another note with the totally legit non copied from the gerbil cam from tevin and the rocky cam on lsb we get to enjoy a view at dave's deflated gut with that dirty black shirt his gut looks like a deflated tire
sounds good?

 

[BabygotACKACKACK]

Friendly reminder that if you're (understandably) pissed off about this, take some time to step away and set your mind right.

You're not a 37 year old manchild with a wife that doesn't want to be involved in any way with his "job" who literally begs for money and then brags about lying to his supposed fans' faces about shit he's spent money on. Clean up some shit around your residence (apartment/house/condo/whatever), hug your significant other or pet who actually likes you, go find something that makes you laugh, and get ready for whatever tomorrow brings.

Phil's not worth being actually angry about. Yeah, he got $2k to reveal he had a cat on stream, but it also means he's still underwater on a 600 sq. ft condo in CT and floundering with credit card debt. His big "positive" this month is that he might not overdraft before his Twitch money arrives.

Just waiting for the shitstorm
From some of the paypigs. I know a lot of them will be genuinely excited about the khet

 

[actually]

New poll is up. Cast your votes.

 

[Haunter]

@Pargon's made a thread here for what could be consider "Jasper General Discussion". Cat-talk can go there (stuff more specific to the "Reveal" stream can go in the thread for that here.)

 

[DankSydePhil]

Even loyal fans using KingOfHate website are calling out Phil. Hes gonna lose some paypigs for sure, but as always when one goes, another one takes its place.

 

[Royalty Free Fish Food]

Even loyal fans using KingOfHate website are calling out Phil. Hes gonna lose some paypigs for sure, but as always when one goes, another one takes its place.

How great would it be if every whale (sans PlanetCuck of course) did a chargeback in protest. It would never happen but it's nice to dream.

 

[BrunoMattei]

A grand for a cat. JFC. Cute cat but he'll neglect it of course. Kind of goes without saying but you don't need a grand to take care of cat.

 

[birdswitharmsarereal]

In regards to planetjeff and the piggy conspiracy
I'm gonna give this dude a slight pass he did lose his wife recently grief tents to affect folks in various ways but i don't think its an excuse to give someone that much money... now that the dust has settled personally me and the mates just got done laughing i will share some pointers i noticed while watching this uh "phasative crowd fund raiser"

1. THE GUY Had first hand knowledge that planetjeff had the intent to give him a large amount/the full 1,000 before the stream even started
2. With this knowledge and the sent of whale urine in the pigpen piggy pushed for the 1k goal knowing no matter what it would be reached anything else being extra of course that being pocketed greed is massively strong
3. After the small fish gathered up enough to reach the primary goal Dave not being able to resist the urge to double dip calls jeff the whale to come in and DEVOUR the school of fish
4. profit

 

[Kermit the Frog]

Even loyal fans using KingOfHate website are calling out Phil. Hes gonna lose some paypigs for sure, but as always when one goes, another one takes its place.

Not a single one of these cucks will stop being paypigs. They'll be angry for a few days, maybe they won't attend the streams in that time, maybe they'll vent a little on the forum or on Twitter, then continue to give Phil money by the hundreds at a time when he inevitably cries poor again (relevant to the poll question, I answered "on or before August 11th"). None of them will ask where the $2,200 went in such a short time, either. These same idiots have been swindled this same exact way on numerous occasions and they still stick around. What remains of Phil's small fanbase are hardcore believers and they won't leave him unless something drastic happens.

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

In regards to planetjeff and the piggy conspiracy I'm gonna give this dude a slight pass he did lose his wife recently grief tents to affect folks in various ways

Recently I wrote a long post about me feeling sorry for him, that changed today.
From what we gathered he was in on this scam, that's why Phil was so OK with his low contributions and why planetjeff even apologised for being late to donate.
He could've put all that money into something to remember her by, given to something she believed in or to help prevent whatever caused her death. Nah fam, let me give it to a known online toxic personality. Pathetic beyond belief and noone should feel sorry for planetjeff.

 

[PeeAndPooLover69]

articially inflated subs

artificially inflated donations

artificial marriage