Lunch Lady
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- 18 Lip 2019
I’ve been lurking around KF for a couple years, all these new munchies finally inspired me to make an account...Something different now: Jennifer Wohlenberg and her three spoonie daughters, because we simply do not have enough munchausen by proxy by internet in this thread.
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Jenn Wohlenberg is a MBP horror-mom living in the Greater LA area with her husband and three adult daughters. She is sometimes discussed in the Susan Schofield-Cabana thread, but not in much detail. ICYMI the Schofields are a wholly depressing psychiatric MBP case where bipolar parents and later a likely sexual predator stepparent abused and trained their children to act “psychotic,” doctor shopped to get schizophrenia dx’s, and then chemically lobotomized their kids over a decade. Older child Jani (17) could barely write her name and Bodhi (11) was practically non-verbal when CPS swooped in and took them away in February after Dr. Phil got involved. Now the kids are in foster/group home care and mostly off their meds. Jani no longer believes she ever had schizophrenia and refuses to see her mother.
Jenn was friends with the Schofields and used to claim her two older daughters, Brenna and Ailish, had severe psychiatric conditions including childhood onset schizophrenia. Here’s an article from 2010 describing the girls’ mental illnesses. Brenna was sent to residential treatment around this time and later to the Devereaux Cleo Wallace facility. Ailish allegedly tried to kill herself when she was six. She, too, was sent to residential treatment in her teens.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=wH9J4faA68A
This video from 2010 shows two children who were trained from birth to act crazy so mom could have attention as the suffering caregiver of two mentally disturbed kids. Unfortunately in the wake of Jani and Bodhi being pulled from their parents, a lot of the videos of other children in their orbit were removed and this is the only video I could find of them.
Jenn has since completely dropped any psych claims, purged her blog, and has moved on to physical ailments. Now she includes youngest daughter Keiran in the fun. The girls' health declines coincided with them graduating high school and becoming adults. All three kids are on disability and conditioned to believe they're too disabled to do anything with their lives. They have no practical skills and are completely dependent on Mom.
Jenn also claims to have a mile-long list of health complications herself, mainly lupus but also myasthenia gravis, Sjogren. Raynauds, migraines, and fibromyalgia, amongst others.
According to insiders, after that Gypsy Rose Blanchard show "The Act," Ailish began to believe her mother had MBP and she was not actually sick. She stopped playing along and subsequently mom stopped talking to/about her. I don’t know how true this is and Jenn’s bio still says she has three chronic adult kids.
Brenna is a genderspecial who goes by Noah and they/them pronouns as of 2015. Kieran briefly decided she wanted to be called Celiene but apparently it didn’t stick.
Jenn’s whole insta was boring suburban mom stuff for a year or more - pancake breakfasts, swim meets, running, recipes, vacations. Suddenly in August 2013, she's got IV lines in and is tagging #lupus and #lupussucks.
Insta
Youtube (only one video, not interesting)
Essay about her health and running
change.org campaign to get her expensive lupus infusions covered by insurance
These kids were pretty much fucked from the start. Dad Brad posted on an old messageboard about what to name his daughter (Ailish) and whether she would hate the parents for picking that name.
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Well, maybe not the name, but the childhood of munchausen-by-proxy and being thrust into the public eye by an attention-hungry mother, prolly. Mom even put her birth story on the internet
Jenn may have actual health problems, I really can't tell. It doesn't change the fact that she's OTT and doctor-shopping her children around trying to get them diagnosed too, and that one of her own kids abandoned her because she figured out that she wasn’t actually sick.
First lupus mention
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Melanoma
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Hospitalized, raises a stink until she gets a PICC
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Tags Mesenteric vasculitis and IBS
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IBS treatment > morphine > antihistamine. Hm.
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First mention of one of her kids being sick, in this case Ailish being allergic to everything
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Tags antiphospholipid syndrome (APS, rare clotting disorder), Factor V Leiden (incredibly common clotting disorder), Sjogren Syndrome (autoimmune disease that causes dry eyes and mouth, common in lupus), Raynauds (common vascular spasms), and Fibromyalgia
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"lupus face"
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(actual lupus rash)
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Pill porn. the big brownish purple ones are CellCept, immunosuppressants that Vampire Kelly also takes.
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Benvysta infusions for lupus
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possible Beetus, peripheral neuropathy,
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Insurance started denying her benlysta and deemed it not medically necessary
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More skin cancer
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First mention that one of her kids has lupus. Never really comes up again but I think it was Ailish
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Holy Pill Porn. I see… simvastatin (lowers cholesterol), dicyclomine (IBS), multiple promethazine (antihistamine/antiemetic), multiple valacyclovir (herpes), cephalexin (antibiotic), acetaminophen/codeine, hydroxychloroquine (antimalarial also used in lupus), xarelto (prevents blood clots), and synthroid (hypothyroid). Many of them are empty dupes. Taking it in front of the mirror makes the hoard look even bigger.
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Gets a midline cath
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IVIG starts, getting a port
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Botox for migraines (she said she was told she did not have migraines a few months ago)
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Prednisone
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Orange is nortriptyline, tricyclic antidepressant also used in migraines. White with 54135 imprint is CellCept.
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Ketamine infusions
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Dragging Keiran along because she also has an appointment – first mention of her kids going to the doctor
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35 prescriptions per month.
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One of the girls has OCD
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Good lord. . Yellow oblong with 93/12 imprint is protonix, a PPI for acid reflux. Yellowish with taro ntp25 imprint is nortriptyline. Wavy red triangle is Xarelto.
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October 2016, announces two of the girls have POTS
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Announces Kieran has ankylosing spondylitis and POTS. AS is arthritis in the spine.
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Myasthenia Gravis tagged. Enbrel is for arthritis and AS. Cosentyx is for AS. Gamunex is IVIG.
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Showin off that port
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PFT for myasthenia gravis?
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Immediately followed by VOG selfie and a UTI
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“Alive day” claims her kidneys shut down and she was dying three years ago. Her ‘gram mentions nothing about this on the day it allegedly happened.
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Brenna’s appointment. First mention that she’s also sick.
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Kieran’s turn.
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Rapid-fire appointments for Brenna
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I think this is Kieran? IDK all her kids are kinda ugly.
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Brenna gets an MRI
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Kieran now has crohn’s disease
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Brenna gets another MRI
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Kieran escape’s mom’s gravity field and moves into a dorm
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Zoladex is used for cancers and endometriosis
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I think this is Brenna back at the neuro
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Man all my munchies are sporting this same collar recently. Jenn claims she broke the bone at the base of her skull which is RARE and SERIOUS.
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Brenna and Ailish are allergic to trees.
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Drawing where it hurts
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Kieran’s on remicade for IBD
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First time she’s mentioned that she stuffs her kids full of psych meds, too
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Noah and Kieran have fibromyalgia like mom (Kieran has decided she wants to be Celiene at this point thus the “C”)
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Noah and Kieran both have hEDS
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Christ on a dick. Now tagging #MCAS
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In case you were wondering, no Ailish is not exempt from constant doctor appointments
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EKG for Kieran
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POTS has disabled two of her children even though they don’t really have it and probably just have anxiety
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Kieran decided she doesn’t want to be Celiene anymore. Certainly fried chicken tendies, creamy pasta, ribs, and chocolate chip pancakes are a perfect Crohn’s diet. Not like you’re supposed to avoid fatty fried foods and sugary foods and chocolate.
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#hashimotothyroiditis
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Dad is sick too
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Have to reschedule christmas because everyone has infusions scheduled. One of the last times Ailish is mentioned
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has to have all the newest, most expensive drugs
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Brenna and Mom are both hospitalized at the same time! Those Wacky Wohlenbergs!
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Gotta catch em all! ROTFLMBO Jenn, you slay me! Child abuse is hilarious!
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Someone else dying of cancer is all about Jenn’s feelings. Kieran is now getting daily infusions (of what, I don’t know. Saline, probably.)
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back to small fiber neuropathy
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Looking into gastroparesis diagnoses for the girls?
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Kieran now has chiari malformation and migraines.
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Seeking a spondylitis dx for herself perhaps?
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#ivbenadryl. Wants an enormous workbench for her and the adult daughters’ infusion supplies.
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Looks like all of them are NEETs now and very little is on the horizon for them except more tests and unnecessary procedures. I don't know if this is a case where there's a grain of truth in the claims but they're blown out of proportion, or if Jenn is spiking their infusions to make them sick, or just plain old conditioning them to act a certain way until it becomes psychosomatic. Also can't confirm Ailish has really accused her mother of MBP. Still, an interesting case in what happens when a mom wants to be famous for bravely suffering through adversity and has three young dependents to manipulate.
edit: format fuckery
I remember seeing this assholes on Dr Phil a long time ago, I completely forgot about them until I saw the name Ailish in the thread today. I didn’t see Dr Phil appearance mentioned, but I’m also not that observant.
Clip from Dr Phil