Akiva Meir Cohen / AkivaMCohen / Akiva ben Yisroel HaKohen - Filing photos of his own children with the copyright office so he can sue the KF for that sweet, sweet brand ownership.

[mindlessobserver]

yo you literally-- not figuratively, L I T E R A L L Y-- doxed the wrong person when you tried going after @emspex

I dunno. I like the story idea of a basic becky from Kansas who publicly tweets about her church socials, does philanthropy work, is a nurse and makes PG-13 jokes having a secret life where she is an admin on a "dark web" autism forum that literally murders trannies.

 

[Randomguy]

Yeah, but is Ross a fat, balding, New York Jew like Costanza?

Did Costanza have kids with a woman who went lesbian on his ass? Plus a possible chance he loses custody of said kids to said dyke?

 

[TAB]

All we need is for LanDUI to make a guest appearance in Weeb Wars and then the super Lolyer saga will come full circle.

I want this! more Ken Doll in Hide!

he he

 

[Cakeisjustok]

Did Costanza have kids with a woman who went lesbian on his ass? Plus a possible chance he loses custody of said kids to said dyke?

Didn't Ross from friends have that happen?

 

[Randomguy]

Didn't Ross from friends have that happen?

Yes! Thats why i see Ativia more of a Ross than Costanza. How about until he loses his kids he is Costanza. After he loses them to the gay ex- wife we call him Ross.

 

[troondetector]

>the purpose of doxxing is to enable in-person harassment
you are gravely mistaken mister rabbi
the purpose of doxing you is not to "enable in-person harassment" of you or your family, but to mock and ridicule you on the internet. that is all.

I thought it was so I know where to avoid going lest I encounter a lawyer so filled with tard-cum it's leaking out of his mouth, or accidentally see one of his children and go blind from the sight of their unfortunately over-sized facial features.

It's not the kid's fault their dad is an idiot who proudly gargles tard-cum on the internet. They didn't ask for those ears. I legitimately wish them the best, and think they have a better than average chance to turn out ok. Between their midlife crisis lesbian mother, and moron of a religious fundamentalist father, they've already likely got it a bit rough. Looking like the way they do, they're probably more prone to developing their minds than average kids. This, along with their mother repeatedly slagging their father in front of them for his stupid decisions might actually make them learn from his mistakes (like publicly doxing yourself and your kids before wading into tard-cum wrestling matches on twitter). That means they'll hopefully become productive members of society, and if their hebrew god smiles on them, they might even be lucky enough to grow into their features.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

Yes! Thats why i see Ativia more of a Ross than Costanza. How about until he loses his kids he is Costanza. After he loses them to the gay ex- wife we call him Ross.

With how many people are butchering his name, can we just call him Activia until further notice?

 

[Randomguy]

Fuck me I've been misspelling Activia

 

[ShortRound]

https://twitter.com/ethanjacobslaw/status/1149106939999084544
Another super lawyer
Edit I was only kidding but fuck he is a super lawyer too

http://archive.is/yXCUc

 

[GethN7]

https://twitter.com/ethanjacobslaw/status/1149106939999084544
Another super lawyer
Edit I was only kidding but fuck he is a super lawyer too

http://archive.li/yXCUc

I'll laugh if he gets doxed too.

 

[UA 674]

Wyświetl załącznik 835439

tfw when you see someone too lazy to look up who the owner is when it's easily known

 

[GethN7]

Wyświetl załącznik 835439

cant wait for the super lawyer brigade to send legal threads to null, it's gonna be great fun
also lmao at this turboboomer thinking that email addresses (with confirmation!) will help him discover kiwis identities

Looked up his lawyer page:

Ethan Jacobs - Holland Law

Ethan Jacobs is an experienced San Francisco Lawyer + Top San Francisco Litigator and problem solver. Clients are from industries including software, entertainment, private equity, real estate, and solar energy.

hollandlawllp.com

https://archive.fo/YJq7b

He's basically a copyright lawyer who argues for causes drenched in soy.

 

[KingofNothing]

https://twitter.com/ethanjacobslaw/status/1149106939999084544
Another super lawyer
Edit I was only kidding but fuck he is a super lawyer too

http://archive.li/yXCUc

I am never going to respect super lawyers after this.

Wyświetl załącznik 835439

cant wait for the super lawyer brigade to start sending legal threazs to null, it's gonna be great fun
also lmao at this turboboomer thinking that email addresses (with confirmation!) will help him discover kiwis identities, can't wait to see his reaction when all he gets is a bunch of "niggerfaggot241523@throwawayemail.com" addresses

Uh oh @Null looks like they totally tracked you down

 

[mindlessobserver]

Wyświetl załącznik 835439

cant wait for the super lawyer brigade to start sending legal threazs to null, it's gonna be great fun
also lmao at this turboboomer thinking that email addresses (with confirmation!) will help him discover kiwis identities, can't wait to see his reaction when all he gets is a bunch of "niggerfaggot241523@throwawayemail.com" addresses

Reminder to everyone to use burner emails. Proton Mail is a good one. Requires no identifying information and is based in Switzerland.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Reminder to everyone to use burner emails. Proton Mail is a good one. Requires no identifying information and is based in Switzerland.

And a VPN.

And don't reuse user names across sites.

 

[Keystone]

I'll laugh if he gets doxed too.

I'm considering it. A super lolyer would be a nice entry to Doxemon.

 

[feral cat #6385]

tbh im not sure a VPN is worth the money
if law enforcement is after you to the point where they are ready to force your ISP to give you up, then they're also ready to force the VPN to give you up.

if you want serious privacy/anonymity then TOR is the way to go.

TOR might GLOW IN THE DARK.

 

[GenericReviewerDraco]

Let's be fair, he already lives in Long Island (or, as it's more commonly known as, hell). Showing his address is practically a cry for help.

I see Long Island as the 'nobody cares' part of NYC, like Queens. Brooklyn and Bronx are generic poor black people and poor East European middle of nowhere white people .

 

[Reverend]

if you want serious privacy/anonymity then TOR is the way to go.

TOR is more of an INCONVENIENCE than a serious attempt to anonymize yourself. Your avg cybersluuf will be cockblocked by TOR but if they want you, they will find you even through TOR.

 

[mindlessobserver]

I'm considering it. A super lolyer would be a nice entry to Doxemon.

All out war between the internet lolyers and the farms was probably inevitable, but I never thought weeb fights would be the trigger. There are no brakes.