DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Just_living]

Yeah my bad, was just wondering why wrestling is one of the only things Phil seems to enjoy.

If you watch a lot of early DSP content, you see him copying mannerism and even lifting monologue material from the attitude era. He was doing crotch chops in 2013. What I don't get is the fact that he doesn't read dirtsheets at all. The best thing about dirtsheets is that that you can stay current with the product and you don't have watch 20+hours of content a week.
Edit: The big difference between CM Punk and DSP is that CM Punk knows how to manage money because if not that dude would crawl his ass back to Connecticut begging for a roster spot.

 

[Forbidden Math]

If you watch a lot of early DSP content, you see him copying mannerism and even lifting monologue material from the attitude era. He was doing crotch chops in 2013. What I don't get is the fact that he doesn't read dirtsheets at all. The best thing about dirtsheets is that that you can stay current with the product and you don't have watch 20+hours of content a week.
Edit: The big difference between CM Punk and DSP is that CM Punk knows how to manage money because if not that dude would crawl his ass back to Connecticut begging for a roster spot.

Yeah, I don't know many people who actually watch WWE anymore, but I know a fair amount of people who just follow dirt sheets and podcasts about it. It's honestly funny to picture Phil wasting his time with the crap the product has become recently.

No free time dood. -watches 6+ hours of wrestling a week-

 

[Dolphins Rise Up]

Yeah my bad, was just wondering why wrestling is one of the only things Phil seems to enjoy.

I don't judge people who enjoy pro wrestling. It seems like the vast majority know it's all fake and staged but ride along for the spectacle, hype, and community. I don't understand Anime either, but a lot of people I like both irl and online enjoy it. Cool.

The bigger point is he's lying about only watching wrestling. It's blatantly hiding time and money spent, and he has to keep the pignosis way up just to catch up with his own confessions.

 

[Freshtodeath]

his lack of free time seems to be a recent thing. He was always open about spending downtime watching movies. Lately though he keep saying he has no time for that. This begs the question what would he be doing late at night? I believe the other night he had something scheduled with kat. What would he have scheduled with kat at 10pm?

 

[ZehnBoat]

Yeah, I don't know many people who actually watch WWE anymore, but I know a fair amount of people who just follow dirt sheets and podcasts about it. It's honestly funny to picture Phil wasting his time with the crap the product has become recently.

No free time dood. -watches 6+ hours of wrestling a week-

has no free time, but still mods chat after clocking out too

his lack of free time seems to be a recent thing. He was always open about spending downtime watching movies.

i'm 100% sure he came up with it as an excuse to not do anything worth doing
"hey phil, why don't you fix your office, or predownload the game, or do your business before the stream?"
NO TIME DOOD OKAY?!

 

[LeeSydePanda]

his lack of free time seems to be a recent thing. He was always open about spending downtime watching movies. Lately though he keep saying he has no time for that. This begs the question what would he be doing late at night? I believe the other night he had something scheduled with kat. What would he have scheduled with kat at 10pm?

He can't keep Kat off him, dood.

 

[the khat quaffer]

I'd watch that series. The Taxanos, featuring Philbert. It would just be a single episode of him snorting while shipping a bag of cocaine with his address slammed on it through UPS, and doing the T-pose when getting busted while screaming about how he did nothing wrong.

Replace t pose with his horrible dabbing and you've got yourself a story.

 

[bearsintrees]

Gods help me, but I'm still watching Phil's moving vlog roundup, and this comparison broke me.

His living room when he was looking to buy a house.

His living room after he moved in.

More couches! More visible cords! Close those blinds!

 

[Dragoonism]

I dont understand why Black DSP is so upset with his dad?

 

[Mike Hunt]

What I find funniest about the whole "tough guy" image Phil seems to have of himself in his head is that he's such a pussy he runs away from things in video games, and it's not rare, like running away from things seems to be Phil's main strategy most of the time when he plays any game.

It's also Phil's strategy in life. Remember the Jaha and Viscant incidents? He talks a lot of shit he won't back up in real life. Phil is a bonafide fugazi.

Which makes his unironic fans even more omegas than they already are.

 

[actually]

Who is surprised that Phil has a problem with the tax on liquor in Washington state? It's like $8 on, say, a $20 bottle of hard liquor. Let's see what Fred Meyer's liquor prices are in the store closest to the 98055 zip code:

So many choices, DOOD! Make sure to tip to help him out the most!

Edit: Holy shit, literally 2 begs to tip in less than 15 minutes. What the fuck is his money disappearing into?

Edit 2: Angus burgers.. https://www.schwans.com/products/product?id=58102

 

[leChinkyRaccoon]

Who is surprised that Phil has a problem with the tax on liquor in Washington state? It's like $8 on, say, a $20 bottle of hard liquor. Let's see what Fred Meyer's liquor prices are in the store closest to the 98055 zip code:

Wyświetl załącznik 826711

So many choices, DOOD! Make sure to tip to help him out the most!

Edit: Holy shit, literally 2 begs to tip in less than 15 minutes. What the fuck is his money disappearing into?

He's really harping on needing the tips tonight, right with the 4th coming up too. Probably needs that cash to pay back that grill pan. It collects the grease so now his cheeseburgers are healthy.
edit: now he's (hopefully) pretending to have a stroke

 

[Dragoonism]

Fuck i am so getting jealous of Kats home cooking, tomorrow they are going to have this:

Makes you wonder what else is home cooked...

 

[actually]

This motherfucker is trying to say that the spike hitboxes are WRONG in Super Mario Maker 2. Holy fucking shit.

Edit: And is doing his hilarious thing where he just repeats the phrase repeatedly. And now to the music! This is why he's top-tier at streaming.

 

[Dragoonism]

Only seen the near end of the stream, but he have been nothing but a clown the entire time, make weird sounds and make stupid jokes constantly while insulting fans now and then!

 

[leChinkyRaccoon]

Only seen the near end of the stream, but he have been nothing but a clown the entire time, make weird sounds and make stupid jokes constantly while insulting fans now and then!

Pretty sure he's just holding out for a few more tips, and being a complete ass about it as well. You know if $10-25 comes in he'd close up shop immediately.
^ Get a load of this nudnik

 

[bearsintrees]

If you want to hear a nearly 40 year old man tell you how much he needs to take a shit, including detailed explanations of the doody inside his colon, this is the stream for you.

Phil's legacy: "I HAVE TO SHIT BUT I CAN'T BEAT THIS"

 

[actually]

Phil said that the spikes in Super Mario Brothers 1 weren't like the ones SMM2. He's right, actually: https://mario.fandom.com/wiki/Spike_(hazard)

Cause they weren't in SMB1.

Edit: Following up on @bearsintrees, he's been talking about needing to shit for literally 30 minutes now. It's almost like he's lying.

 

[jdoe2]

He's really not having fun with MM2


Already stremed an extra hour to try beat a stag and still failed

 

[Forbidden Math]

This overtime is.... special. One level, trying to beat it over and over for around an hour, and I got here late but apparently he's doing it because someone said they'd tip him if he beat it?