🌟 Internet Famous Jared Knabenbauer / ProJared / SinJared, Heidi O'Ferrall / AtelierHeidi & Holly Conrad / CommanderHolly - Divorce Fiasco, trashfire extraordinaire

[Psyduck]

TL / DR omitting info- every person is varying degrees of stupid, some malicious, some vindictive, some manipulative, some all the above.

Jared was definitely a perv, getting nudes from fans, but more than likely not a pedo. Also a complete idiot for ever thinking the nude blog wasn't going to blow up in his face someday.

Heidi is a psycho, getting caught in multiple lies, both outright and by omission, and caught manipulating at least one 'victim' into throwing gas on the fire. Lawyer quit or was fired. Worth noting the lawyer has a habit of dropping shitty clients apparently.

Holly can't stop making everything about herself, and has now gone private after she equated her harassment to what Etika went through before his suicide.

Chai, one underage accuser, wrote a blog entry saying he had an accident right before he started talking to Jared. Said accident left him with next to no memory, bedridden, hearing voices telling him to harm people, and delusions. He has zero proof and is relying on his brain damaged memories as 'proof.' Best case- he's fucking delusional and can't remember what, if anything, actually happened. Worst case is an attention-seeking liar.

Charlie- other accuser, had a porn blog a year before talking to Jared, which means they definitely would have had to be lying about their age to keep from getting deleted on Tumblr. Also really likes implying they're in an abusive house because they're queer and begging for money to get the poor little queer kid out of an abusive home. Likes calling themself a baby constantly. Also lives 30 minutes from Heidi and Jared, does cosplay, & major fan of Game Grumps. Also a delusional kinfolk and furry.

The fan who slept with Jared was contacted by Jared, who showed her texts showing Heidi knew and approved of him sleeping with her. She's still pissed Jared ghosted her, but Heidi contacted her, admitting she knew about and approved their first encounter but insisting she didn't know about the 2nd. (Another omission.) Fan now feels that Heidi purposefully left out vital info to manipulate her into telling Heidi things, and wouldn't have said anything if she had known Heidi knew about the encounter.

I think that's the most relevant info, and as TL / DR I can make it while including the stuff that matters.

See that's a great summary and i appreciate it, but no nudes means im out

All of these people are huge dicks

Except Jared

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

Based on what I've seen while following the Bridge Saga and the aftermath, Etika has had far much more of a dedicated fanbase than Holly ever had or ever will. A large portion of the internet will remember him fondly but an even larger portion will only remember her with disgust. Honestly, at this point, same with ProJared.

"This Nintendo streamer who suffered from mental illness for (probably) years and sent out many cries for help in vain before taking his own life is literally just like me dealing with people calling me a clown for making everything about me and lying, oh woe is me."

She messed with the wrong fanbase.

 

[Man of the Sea]

I love how this thread is barely even about Jared himself anymore, it's all about the crazy bitches the sad sap got himself stuck between nowadays.

Let's be honest, Jared's crimes were that he married and divorced a crazy person and is either dating or was dating a narcissist and he ran a fan porn tumblr. In terms of the divorce, he's made two Twitter posts and that's it. Heidi and Holly are the ones active on Twitter, so they're the only ones we can really make fun of at this point.

 

[MountAndDoMe]

Let's be honest, Jared's crimes were that he married and divorced a crazy person and is either dating or was dating a narcissist and he ran a fan porn tumblr. In terms of the divorce, he's made two Twitter posts and that's it. Heidi and Holly are the ones active on Twitter, so they're the only ones we can really make fun of at this point.

He left one crazy narcissist for an even crazier narcissist. He certainly has a type. The sad thing is if he ever tries to break up with Holly or yells at her (because let's face it...sometimes when you are in a relationship you'll have a spat and raise your voice) he might have another woman crying abuse to the public.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

He left one crazy narcissist for an even crazier narcissist. He certainly has a type.

It's either the luck of his draw (especially with his circles), his personality, or both, but I wouldn't think Jared wants to be involved with the mentally unstable.

He just attracts them.

 

[Peanut_Squash]

These women didn’t go nuts for no reason.

 

[PL 001]

These women didn’t go nuts for no reason.

You've done nothing but white knight Heidi and Holly pretty much the entire time you've been here.

Sorry guy, sometimes women are just crazy. Nobody here is a winner. Jared is an exceptional perv who can't keep it zipped up. Heidi is a psychotic cunt who should have been put in her place way earlier. Holly is a smelly narcissist who uses her "mental issues" to manipulate others and get pity points. Everyone involved is a shitty person.

 

[DogEatDogFood]

These women didn’t go nuts for no reason.

Of course. They went nuts because they're crazy cunts unable to handle relationships like fucking mature adults

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

These women didn’t go nuts for no reason.

They're nuts for that dick apparently.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

These women didn’t go nuts for no reason.

Absolutely true.

The reason is nestled somewhere in the compounded results of their failure to actually learn from their mistakes as well as their shirking of traditional values that are objectively useful in preventing you from turning into a psychotic thot.

(I mean, has thot-producing neurosis always been a thing? I doubt it.)

...no, really, the reason as to why they became this way is irrelevant. They're the way they are, and while they can change, it's at least as likely that they won't, and the real victim at that point is the rest of society as we all have invariably become potential prey for their unmanaged and unmitigated personal chaos.

 

[PeckingOrder]

The only reason Jared is looking good in comparison to Heidi and Holly right now is because he’s doing the smart thing and keeping his weird bird mouth shut on social media. He still did pretty shitty things and lied and sent nudes, so even if he’s not a pedo, he’s still a loser who played himself.

The question is whether he’ll stay out of the public eye for good or insert himself back into the drama as the divorce proceedings escalate.

 

[Mango Unchained]

Cosplay thot? The audacity! I'd call you a cosplay cunt, you're way past thot, gurl. And what a crafter you are, fabricating truths left and right like a journalistic tailor. Perhaps you should try to cosplay an adult human being, but I see you lack the material.

That "cackle" must've sounded like a vulture caw through the con halls...
Holly's Twitter is privatized, as we all know, so I leave the report to another Kiwi Murdoch. Jared truly is the smartest of this Turd Triad, he wins by doing nothing

 

[Local Wordmason]

Jared truly is the smartest of this Turd Triad, he wins by doing nothing

 

[Francis Dollarhyde]

The only reason Jared is looking good in comparison to Heidi and Holly right now is because he’s doing the smart thing and keeping his weird bird mouth shut on social media. He still did pretty shitty things and lied and sent nudes, so even if he’s not a pedo, he’s still a loser who played himself.

The question is whether he’ll stay out of the public eye for good or insert himself back into the drama as the divorce proceedings escalate.

Whether he does or not, we will hear all about it from Heidi with extra juicy tidbits from Holly. I for one am braced already. Cannot wait.

 

[Ma Wang]

I'm not optimistic for Jared and Holly's relationship, long term. Holly's sexuality seems to be hotwired into her Nightingale syndrome. The second Jared manages to somehow put his life back together, and no longer acts like one of her diseased pigeons, Holly will go frigid again. Then Jared will be onto the next thot with mommy issues.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

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Cosplay thot? The audacity! I'd call you a cosplay cunt, you're way past thot, gurl. And what a crafter you are, fabricating truths left and right like a journalistic tailor. Perhaps you should try to cosplay an adult human being, but I see you lack the material.

That "cackle" must've sounded like a vulture caw through the con halls...
Holly's Twitter is privatized, as we all know, so I leave the report to another Kiwi Murdoch. Jared truly is the smartest of this Turd Triad, he wins by doing nothing

The part that gets me is

"You think I'm hot enough to be a thot too?"

Delusional. Just because you are a thot doesn't mean you are good looking.

 

[saisegeha]

The part that gets me is

"You think I'm hot enough to be a thot too?"

Delusional. Just because you are a thot doesn't mean you are good looking.

In my opinion, the ugliest girls are usually the biggest thots. I don't know why that is, or where they get their ego from, but it's just what I've experienced myself. Decent looking girls usually aren't sleeping around that much and can manage to be in a relationship for a long time without getting second thoughts.

Anyway, I think this entire Jared situation isn't really about Jared anymore. As others have already said, more or less we're just watching 2 crazy chicks battling it out. One being a spoiled, little brat with obvious mommy & daddy issues, the other one just being nuts in general. If anything, I feel quite bad for Jared. In hindsight, he's done nothing too bad at all, yet his career is completely destroyed considering that not everyone is reading the Farms and will just keep making fun of him regardless.

Now, even if he doesn't have a college diploma, that doesn't mean it's the end for him, or that he has to work minimum wage for the rest of his life, though. There's always fields like digital marketing, and quite frankly a lot of older people (who don't know who the hell he even is) would probably pay good money for someone who knows how to grow an audience of over a million. After all, people like Alex Becker are still around in the digital marketing world and they've done much worse things than Jared, yet are still highly requested and ranking in over 4 million bucks a year. (I work in this field myself)

I'm not sure if it's an American thing to call Jared really ugly, but he'd just look like an average or little bellow average guy here. Maybe he should get to Europe and put his average sized peenor inside someone without severe mental issues?

 

[5t3n0g0ph3r]

If anything, I feel quite bad for Jared. In hindsight, he's done nothing too bad at all

The man threw out his dick pic to anyone that asked, regardless of age.
That's a special kind of stupid.

 

[Mango Unchained]

Starting to crack, porcelain tits?

In my opinion, the ugliest girls are usually the biggest thots. I don't know why that is, or where they get their ego from, but it's just what I've experienced myself. Decent looking girls usually aren't sleeping around that much and can manage to be in a relationship for a long time without getting second thoughts.

Anyway, I think this entire Jared situation isn't really about Jared anymore. As others have already said, more or less we're just watching 2 crazy chicks battling it out. One being a spoiled, little brat with obvious mommy & daddy issues, the other one just being nuts in general. If anything, I feel quite bad for Jared. In hindsight, he's done nothing too bad at all, yet his career is completely destroyed considering that not everyone is reading the Farms and will just keep making fun of him regardless.

Now, even if he doesn't have a college diploma, that doesn't mean it's the end for him, or that he has to work minimum wage for the rest of his life, though. There's always fields like digital marketing, and quite frankly a lot of older people (who don't know who the hell he even is) would probably pay good money for someone who knows how to grow an audience of over a million. After all, people like Alex Becker are still around in the digital marketing world and they've done much worse things than Jared, yet are still highly requested and ranking in over 4 million bucks a year. (I work in this field myself)

I'm not sure if it's an American thing to call Jared really ugly, but he'd just look like an average or little bellow average guy here. Maybe he should get to Europe and put his average sized peenor inside someone without severe mental issues?

I'm gonna support your thot thesis with the claim that uglier girls have less to lose if they put out. Also desperate manlets outweigh ugly thots by the hundreds. With enough motivation, everyone can be served. Which reminds me - Jared got enough pussay in his prime. He better got it all out and walks a new path after everything is blown over. That means cutting ties to Holly as well. All of them are garbage, we established that, but since the hens aren't done plucking each others's feather out, the rooster can at least look for a new coop. Glad that in the end the poultry puns can fit more people than just Holly. This thread keeps on giving even in the fiasco afterburn.

 

[Sanshain]

The man threw out his dick pic to anyone that asked, regardless of age.

Do we know for a fact that they're his? I was under the impression that they weren't.