🍗 Deathfat The Slaton Sisters / Amy Slaton & Tammy Slaton - The 1000 Pound Sisters

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https://youtube.com/watch?v=aeyf9SKjc0A
Looks like Amy has a new outfit.
Also noted she says something about they are on the diet for "30 days", which sounds like the typical pre op diet.
They have a twisted way of thinking about the food. They seem to think the "natural" bars are somehow better than an outright candy bar. And she kept talking about the protein content but of course all the crap had hardly any grams of protein. What diet you on Amy? lol
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Uploading in case she deletes it like her exercise video.
 
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Alright im home sick, I’ll transcribe. I bolded a few comments that point to potential TV-funded upcoming weight loss surgery.

- hey yall
-this company reached out to me to send snacks
-I’m trying to lose 30 lbs ( :story: )
-they said they have vegan snacks which is good because I’m trying to eat more vegany
-most of the things in here are NAWT on the diet
-sanctimonious Amy is going to put all the ‘temptations’ into a plastic bag and donate it to MIL or a food shelter
-cant have the Funyuns because we are on a high protein low carb diet
-cool ranch Doritos also go in the no-no bag;
- glorious camera wrangler tam tam starts swearing when she sees the next snack (Andy Capp’s fries (?)) so Amy will ask the dietician about it.
- ruffles go in the bag, Cheetos are kept for Michael. Btw they are reading the protein but not the calorie count on everything.
- WE CAN HAVE THESE! (“Pop corners”?) but Amy doesn’t like them
- they are also keeping the next snack, which is some vegan chip that is 100 calories and 1g of protein.
- Tammy keeps the veggie straws
- cheez doodles go in the bag
- Amy can hardly breathe from the exertion of leaning forward a little
-opens ‘my super cookies’ after stumbling through a few ingredients and hands some off to tam tam to share. Declares them ‘good’
- dipsy doodles go in the bag
- trail mix we CAN HAVE (as she holds up a bag of Chex mix lol)
- lays potatoes (bbq flavor) goes in the bag as do chocolate rice crispies treat, ritz bitz (she says ritz bites) and nutter butters
- we can have animal crackers because kids have them
- ‘iced ones’ go in the bag as well as cheez it’s. At this point Tammy and Amy agree that whoever sent them the box wants to fuck up their diets, which is the most enlightened comment so far :story:
- Amy gets bored of reading what everything is and just comments on how much she loves all the food or how yummy it looks before chucking it in The Bag. Cookies, rice crispie treats, etc.
- rips into a quakers chew bar and starts eating it
- keeps nature valley bar, chucks everything else in the bag
-MIL is coming over tomorrow and taking the bags with her.

~fin ~

Glamour shot 1 ~ 6min ish
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Glamour shot 2 ~8 min (I recommend skipping to that point and watching a little, Amy screaming ‘in the bag’ is actually funny.
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Alright im home sick, I’ll transcribe. I bolded a few comments that point to potential TV-funded upcoming weight loss surgery.

- hey yall
-this company reached out to me to send snacks
-I’m trying to lose 30 lbs ( :story: )
-they said they have vegan snacks which is good because I’m trying to eat more vegany
-most of the things in here are NAWT on the diet
-sanctimonious Amy is going to put all the ‘temptations’ into a plastic bag and donate it to MIL or a food shelter
-cant have the Funyuns because we are on a high protein low carb diet
-cool ranch Doritos also go in the no-no bag;
- glorious camera wrangler tam tam starts swearing when she sees the next snack (Andy Capp’s fries (?)) so Amy will ask the dietician about it.
- ruffles go in the bag, Cheetos are kept for Michael. Btw they are reading the protein but not the calorie count on everything.
- WE CAN HAVE THESE! (“Pop corners”?) but Amy doesn’t like them
- they are also keeping the next snack, which is some vegan chip that is 100 calories and 1g of protein.
- Tammy keeps the veggie straws
- cheez doodles go in the bag
- Amy can hardly breathe from the exertion of leaning forward a little
-opens ‘my super cookies’ after stumbling through a few ingredients and hands some off to tam tam to share. Declares them ‘good’
- dipsy doodles go in the bag
- trail mix we CAN HAVE (as she holds up a bag of Chex mix lol)
- lays potatoes (bbq flavor) goes in the bag as do chocolate rice crispies treat, ritz bitz (she says ritz bites) and nutter butters
- we can have animal crackers because kids have them
- ‘iced ones’ go in the bag as well as cheez it’s. At this point Tammy and Amy agree that whoever sent them the box wants to fuck up their diets, which is the most enlightened comment so far :story:
- Amy gets bored of reading what everything is and just comments on how much she loves all the food or how yummy it looks before chucking it in The Bag. Cookies, rice crispie treats, etc.
- rips into a quakers chew bar and starts eating it
- keeps nature valley bar, chucks everything else in the bag
-MIL is coming over tomorrow and taking the bags with her.

~fin ~

Glamour shot 1 ~ 6min ish
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Glamour shot 2 ~8 min (I recommend skipping to that point and watching a little, Amy screaming ‘in the bag’ is actually funny.
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Those snacks have already entered Tammy’s orbit, there is zero chance they’re getting donated to anyone.
 
Having a serving or two of snacks wouldn’t be an issue at their humongous size. They need to learn to control themselves around snacks and fast food, since those things will always be present wherever they go. It’s unrealistic to expect them to completely rid their lives of any unhealthy foods. Even fitness nut jobs snack once in a while. Without learning self-control, they’ll just enter an endless cycles of losing weight and gaining it back.

They could really use someone in their lives who isn’t a complete inbred cretin. Someone who could keep snacks under lock and key, and dispatch sane portions of them whenever the binge monster shows up.
 
OMG, those pictures are hilarious!

Big Mike looks like he's trying to hold in a fart in pic 2/5. He has the same expression in pic 3/5 but it's made even funnier by the weird distortion on Amy's head.

And check out Amy's profile in the unnumbered pic following number 3/5. I have never in my entire life seen a human head shaped like that.

SAVE TWINKIE! powiedział(a):
They look related
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Welllll, it is EBF, Kentucky we're dealing with so draw your own conclusions...
 
Guardsman42 powiedział(a):
I wouldn't be surprised if they were related.

You need some good ole inbreeding to end up like the slatons.
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I wouldn't either. All the smart people in those areas go to school elsewhere, or get a job elsewhere, or pile all their shit and the family dog into the rustbucket and head elsewhere. A few come back, but for the most part, that region is what it is because anyone with half a brain said, 'fuck marrying my cousin/ high school buddy/ drug dealer'. I gotta be more than this'.
 
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WOW. Mike is the attractive one. I mean the competition is real fuckin' thin though. Amy is literally just repulsive. She has no redeeming qualities. Those first three pics make you think that if he didn't have the mental presence of a mossy brick, and wasn't grossly overweight, he might be passably attractive. Nothing special, but you know. Average.

...Then you get to that under-bite and we're back to square one. Oof. That level of inbreeding is almost impressive.
 
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