[6 June '19] Phil claims to have fled the spud cave, now "settling into [his] new home" - "Loving it, visualizing what love I can give 440 square feet of Antifa Barracks 2.0"

[Hellfire]

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"Settling into my new home on the east side of the Willamette River in Portland. Loving it, visualizing what love I can give 440 square feet of Antifa Barracks 2.0

Moving truck and a couple of (///) comrades (A) moving the rest of stuff packed on Monday.

not seeking roommates unless deeply involved with bashing bash[sic] in PDX"

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I give him less than a day for us to find his new dump.

 

[Positron]

440 sq feet, that's much smaller than his old hovel. I shudder to think what "love" Phil can give to that place.
Still, pics or it did not happen.

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

OOOOOH PLOT TWIST:
not evicted BUT voluntarily moved to another option. This explains the lack of begging. This was planned. Wow. I mean I'm speculating here but still ..he was too calm.

And LOL at a moving truck. Can you imagine helping the antifa crime minister super soldier move his maps ??

Edit: warming up my autism weaponizing machine

 

[Deadpool]

Pics of him moving into the new house or it's a lie.

 

[ON 190]

Didn’t he say a couple weeks ago that he still hadn’t found a new place?

 

[The Dude]

I kinda wonder if maybe Phil is lying about the whole thing and he's still in his apartment. Like, losing the Booze Ogre made him so terrified of being alone and Kiwi Death Ninja Commandos are creeping 'round his dump, waiting for him to drop his guard so we can take him out. He was already scared shitless of us breaking down his door and killing/robbing/raping him when Slingblade was in the other room. How paranoid do you think he is now? Doesn't matter. We will find him no matter where he squats.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Phil seems to have a terminal inability to talk about anything without bouncing and squeaking about activist stuff this or Kiwi Farms that.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Not so much a loft as a sty.

 

[beautiful person]

Based on square footage, location east of the Willamette, and the fact that he's most likely in an income-restricted place, I suspect this place so far.
Still looking through individual listings, so I might find other contenders.

Edit: another possibility

Edit 2: Found another that works if rounding the square footage, but this one has exact 440 sqft units.

 

[SofondaCox]

Can you fathom walking up to Phil, shaking his hand, and turning over the keys to a property you own??

Hope you brought the couch, Phil. It's my safe space.

 

[Coldgrip]

Either he's lying and thinking he's fooled us, which will just cause us to laugh at his dumb, autistic ass, or we successfully chased him out of his previous apartment. Either way, we win again.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

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"Settling into my new home on the east side of the Willamette River in Portland. Loving it, visualizing what love I can give 440 square feet of Antifa Barracks 2.0

Moving truck and a couple of (///) comrades (A) moving the rest of stuff packed on Monday.

not seeking roommates unless deeply involved with bashing bash[sic] in PDX"

No thanks given to whomever was dumb enough to have Phil as a roommate. Or it's an abandoned building .

Keep telling us how popular you are, Phil. Maybe one day you'll believe it.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Do you think he shat himself to mark his territory?

 

[I raped a dog 2day]

As much as I’m disappointed we aren’t getting a new houseless saga, at least we’ll get plenty more to laugh at while Phil finds himself in conflict with another “transphobic” neighbor and landlords who don’t want him bouncing and squeaking all day and night.

We need to find his address so we can send him a housewarming gift. I’m sure he’ll appreciate another pile of shit, right?

 

[Graffiti canvas]

440sq ft?

Don't know how much love can fit in a space like that. You think the last apartment probably stank? Imagine Phil occupying something about this size:

 

[ON 190]

440sq ft?

Don't know how much love can fit in a space like that. You think the last apartment probably stank? Imagine Phil occupying something about this size:

Anyone up for creating The Spud Cave in the Sims?

 

[Okubo Naoya]

Phil seems to have a terminal inability to talk about anything without bouncing and squeaking about activist stuff this or Kiwi Farms that.

That's because he's just LARPing. Take away the Antifag, Latinx, commie shit and he becomes just an empty shell of a "man".

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

440sq ft?

Don't know how much love can fit in a space like that. You think the last apartment probably stank? Imagine Phil occupying something about this size:

It will turn into a landphil sooner or later.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

"not seeking roommates unless deeply involved with bashing bash[sic] in PDX"

It would be great if Phil got some 161 antifa street gang eco-terrorist guy to move in with him. They'd take one look at his collection of plastic toys and antifa tattoos and beat the shit out of him.