Why do some women not enjoy anal, but homosexual men do?

[Shiversblood]

Homosexual men love cocks for their anus on a daily basis. They honestly just can’t get enough cocks for their anus. So it would go to reason that straight females would enjoy cocks for their anus as well. However I have noticed lots of women do not actually enjoy anal sex. How is that plausible? Why would straight women not enjoy cocks for their anus when homosexual men just love it so much?

 

[sasazuka]

Because men have prostates and women don't?

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Basic anatomy. Women don't have a prostate gland, there's nothing in there to stimulate. Also gay men tend to be depraved weirdos who like all kinds of weird shit. Just look at Folsom Street Fair.

 

[Recoil]

Homosexual men love cocks for their anus on a daily basis. They honestly just can’t get enough cocks for their anus. So it would go to reason that straight females would enjoy cocks for their anus as well. However I have noticed lots of women do not actually enjoy anal sex. How is that plausible? Why would straight women not enjoy cocks for their anus when homosexual men just love it so much?

Men have prostates up their assholes, and those can be stimulated with a PlayStation move controller or a pool boy.

 

[RG 448]

If you’ve done anal with a chick who enjoyed it, said individual was transgender.

 

[RetardedCat]

One word

prostate

 

[Shiversblood]

Women think they are so clever by not having a prostate don’t they!

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Because the anus for men is the boipussy.
Women already have their regular one.

 

[Peachy]

It's the already mentioned lack of prostates + the fact that women are shipped with lubricated, not shit filled holes.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

And why didn't you ask Trent this? Inquiring minds and all.

 

[JULAY]

Another quality thread from @Shiversblood

 

[obliviousbeard]

It is widely known that it's because homosexuals have to use drug called "poppers". It is basically crystal meth mixed with opium, said to cause euphoria in the user. Gays inject it before every intercourse to overcome the pain.

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

Because they have the big gay.

 

[TerribleIdeas™]

Does your mom enjoy anal, though? And are you certain that she isn't lying to you, when she answers?

 

[ProgKing of the North]

They do

Just not from you

 

[Black Waltz]

something about prostates

 

[Picnic_Boy]

Not all gay men enjoy anal sex, and only tell you after things have gotten awkward. And then you just kind of stand there not knowing what to do (with it). So you overcorrect yourself to look like a gentleman, then oh my, look at the time. Better be driving home, to sit and watch Running Man alone in your underwear.

Thus ends my sketch.

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

My question is why gay men enjoy letting dogs pee in their butts so much.

 

[ES 148]

something about prostates

v.engaging

 

[Shiversblood]

If a man does not enjoy cocks for his anus then He simply is not homosexual male. If he has cocks shoved into his mouth etc does stuff with guys then yeah maybe he is bisexual, however, if a man does not enjoy cocks for his anus then he is not a real gay.