💼 Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic
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Bob has never looked more jewish
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- 9 Maj 2017
Okay. Let's get this low-hanging fruit out of the way...
I probably should have Photoshopped a Mario cap on the prone guy, but i figured I was already going to Hell for using the pic in the first place...
I probably should have Photoshopped a Mario cap on the prone guy, but i figured I was already going to Hell for using the pic in the first place...
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- 16 Sty 2019
Id title the 1st "The passion of the Bob"
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- 30 Lip 2017
Let's try this out...
Bob... kids were being put in "baby jail" during Obama's term. What makes you think Clinton would have not continued that policy??
Oh wait - you mean the media wouldn't have reported on it as much so you could have ignored it then.
Bob... kids were being put in "baby jail" during Obama's term. What makes you think Clinton would have not continued that policy??
Oh wait - you mean the media wouldn't have reported on it as much so you could have ignored it then.
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- 18 Wrz 2017
The ratio of forehead/cranium is so small to his jawline, he looks like one of those caved-in, smallhead Wojaks ROFL
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- 26 Lis 2014
If he still used AIM it would help explain why he doesn't have any friends; AOL shut down the AIM server years ago. If you don't notice the login failure messages, it will just seem like no one is ever on or wants to talk to you.
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- 28 Lut 2018
For someone with a hard on for technological progression, the Superior Man sure prefers dated technology.
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- 8 Kwi 2018
You mean Hellboy? If so then Hellboy is a reboot of the Hellboy movies from 2004 and 2008 staring Ron Perlman. This new movie stars the sheriff from Stranger Things as Hellboy. From what I’m to understand nobody liked it because it was an uninspired, edgelord, badly shit film where Hellboy says lots of naughty words like “shit” and “butts”. What might have gotten the most of Bob’s goad is that it came off as a cash grab for an IP where not only were the first two movies good (I think the second one’s better sans Seth Macfarlane) but it’s based on an eponymous indie comic of some repute. All of it culminating in a further death of nerd culture. We all know how Bob gets about that. Just watch his Pixels review.
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- 8 Mar 2013
I made this small wallpaper because Bob inspired me.
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- 27 Maj 2013
I swear at one point Bob had a girlfriend and if I am wrong, then may the Lord strike me down right now.
He was just like James Rolfe and Doug Walker. All of them were just about to get married. Sure Dougs wife isn't that attractive but at least it's something.
He was just like James Rolfe and Doug Walker. All of them were just about to get married. Sure Dougs wife isn't that attractive but at least it's something.
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- 25 Sty 2018
Someone had a bad day.
Hi Bob.
Also, get fucked Bob.
Hi Bob.
Also, get fucked Bob.
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- 9 Cze 2013
I like this one in particular because he compares his reviews to "a language-conversion chart for the price of farmed produce". How do you get beaten up by your own strawman?
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- 2 Paź 2017
Hi Bob.
That tweet about spaceships is only a few months old at best though, also, his "obsolete people" rants are really not that different.
I also notice, he keeps bringing up how this was years ago and he's since apologized, but I have never once actually seen a full apology. Its almost like he still holds those beliefs and only hides them because they'd get him in trouble........
Also, get fucked Bob.
Does Bob seriously believe most people are glued into twitter as much as he is? I swear, if Bob put half the time he puts into twitter into something else, like video production, writing courses, working out, he'd vastly improve in just a week.[/QUOTE]
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- 10 Kwi 2016
No, Robert, the only reason that exists is because you posted it on twitter.
And because you're an asshole.
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- 5 Maj 2019
I like this one in particular because he compares his reviews to "a language-conversion chart for the price of farmed produce". How do you get beaten up by your own strawman?
It's especially funny because that is not even close to what the inscriptions on the Rosetta Stone actually are.
Obviously, he's trying to say that his work may not be considered so trivial in the future, but he does it very awkwardly and only hurts his own argument.
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- 27 Maj 2019
What kind of people actually are friends with MovieBob?
Like, how do you pick up your phone, and say, "I'm gonna give Bob Chipman a call and invite him over" and how long can you keep a straight face after saying it?
Like, how do you pick up your phone, and say, "I'm gonna give Bob Chipman a call and invite him over" and how long can you keep a straight face after saying it?
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- 30 Mar 2017
I'm his bro. I pick the cum flakes off his back like a mother ape.
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- 27 Maj 2019
How many Pringles can you stick in his head-wrinkles before they start to fall?
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- 30 Mar 2017
False dichotomy.
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