On the left, the perfect choice for making trans-liberating presentations at schools. None of the mean mommies can complain that British Columbia's most persecuted human rights activist had a nip slip in this dreamy little number with its kid-friendly primary colors.
Next, we stay true to Jonathan's established palette of purple and "flesh" tone chicken breasts but reveal for the first time his shapely gams.
That middle choice I know will be controversial, but work with me on this. Jonijasmine would not be appropriating someone else's culture. He would just be putting to rest those nasty rumors that he's a bigot. Plus, the TOL council would get to see his adorbs tum-tum!
And then, a chic little black dress that evokes the ancient power "I shouldn't have." Sexxay full coverage for leaning into the mic without having the girls jump out and run to the nearest deep fryer where the tongs may have been contaminated with fish grease.
Finally, on the right, a way to make those ebegged charity bux for cancer go their farthest - a strap-on gown! Only $9 - 1% of the cost of that boob-jumping number that's now the talk of Walnut Grove. Could get a dozen different costume aprons without busting the budget. Wear with white leggings and a crop top so the council audience behind the podium can marvel at the contours of your boomboom, Jonathan.
