🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

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Russell would be lucky if somebody hinted that he's looking for an illustrator, not a photographer, if he's trying to get promotional artwork for a song.
How is a still untouched photograph going to promote a song?
Is it going to be another picture of Russell holding up a badly scribbled sign?
...on second thought nevermind, splurge for the photographer.
Sure it's expensive, just go get a loan, it'll be worth it!
This is your ticket to the Biz, baby!
 
A Big Bumbling Black Man powiedział(a):
Russell would be lucky if somebody hinted that he's looking for an illustrator, not a photographer, if he's trying to get promotional artwork for a song.
How is a still untouched photograph going to promote a song?
Is it going to be another picture of Russell holding up a badly scribbled sign?
...on second thought nevermind, splurge for the photographer.
Sure it's expensive, just go get a loan, it'll be worth it!
This is your ticket to the Biz, baby!
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Russ has cover art available for free, I don’t know why he needs a photographer...
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He would definitely hire a women and begin to stalk her. I’m surprised he hasn’t just hired one and brought $50 when her price was $400 like he did at the brothel (though those numbers were much higher in that case).

If his book release was any indication, the only thing he has done is the four lyrics he’s posted.
 
I love that that photo is exactly how Russ would look in a straight jacket. Which would also be a good look for the cover.

The back image can be a tasteful rendition of Taylor Swift shackled to a wall inside the Mile High Neon.
 
Why doesn’t he just repurpose his Fivrr Taylor Swift cartoon for his cover art? Taylor virtually stabbing Rusty is the is what the song is supposedly about, in bad rhyme, right?* So just use the bad art to match. It’s not like anybody bought his book or will buy his song to notice the reuse.

There, $400.00 saved for his next hooker trip.


*(Is rhyming “mean” with “mean” considered bad?)
 
AnOminous powiedział(a):
If the Internet gets crazies like Russ to spend their time shitposting instead of actually murdering people that might be a good thing, but I'm not convinced he won't go full Lopez at some point when all his insane schemes inevitably fail completely.
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He seems about as incompetent. Lopez fucked up pretty much everything. His mail bomb failed. He failed to pull a full Bud Dwyer since he didn't even use a powerful enough cartridge to create an exit wound. He did, however, manage to finally get a response from his paramour:

"It's a very sad thing that someone would shoot his face off."

I honestly doubt Taylor would even say that about Russ.
 
Oh come on now, this is just bad. How many sweet album covers have us kiwis made for him, and he's using a hobo sign:

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But I guess it's fitting, seeing as that's how he tried to "woo" her in the first place.

And he could have just written the "DON'T" on there in red, rather than crossing out the "get" then having to write it again...

(Also, you're supposed to write on the side that doesn't have the barcode sticker.)
 
He didn't even
TheGreatCitracett powiedział(a):
Oh come on now, this is just bad. How many sweet album covers have us kiwis made for him, and he's using a hobo sign:

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But I guess it's fitting, seeing as that's how he tried to "woo" her in the first place.

(Also, you're supposed to write on the side that doesn't have the barcode sticker.)
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He didn't even write on the side without the sticker...
Russ just lacks so much cognitively it shows with everything he does.
 
TheGreatCitracett powiedział(a):
Oh come on now, this is just bad. How many sweet album covers have us kiwis made for him, and he's using a hobo sign:

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But I guess it's fitting, seeing as that's how he tried to "woo" her in the first place.

And he could have just written the "DON'T" on there in red, rather than crossing out the "get" then having to write it again...

(Also, you're supposed to write on the side that doesn't have the barcode sticker.)
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Ok i saw the poster first without who posted it or why and I thought it was a joke.

Then I saw Russ posted it and it got even FUNNIER. Why did he put GET twice? Why not just stick an insert carrot > and “Don’t” along top?

E: oh god he wrote on the side with the sticker, is he just massively idiotic? This looks like a child with Parkinsons made it. Is it supposed to be in-your-face graffitti style lettering? There’s a proper way to do that Russ, and this isn’t it.
 
TheGreatCitracett powiedział(a):
Oh come on now, this is just bad. How many sweet album covers have us kiwis made for him, and he's using a hobo sign:

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But I guess it's fitting, seeing as that's how he tried to "woo" her in the first place.

And he could have just written the "DON'T" on there in red, rather than crossing out the "get" then having to write it again...

(Also, you're supposed to write on the side that doesn't have the barcode sticker.)
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Ptolemy powiedział(a):
He didn't even

He didn't even write on the side without the sticker...
Russ just lacks so much cognitively it shows with everything he does.
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I am laughing IRL so hard right now.

Seriously, I'll bet he could hire Colt Seidman to do a better job; it's that fucked up.

And now I'm picturing Russell, when he's finally hit rock-bottom and is a homeless crazy person, standing on a metered freeway onramp during rush hour with a cardboard sign that says TAYLOR SWIFT RUINED MY LIFE--ANYTHING HELPS--WILL PARALEGAL FOR FOOD, and nobody thinks to give him any money because they're too wrapped up in either trying to decipher it, or sperging over how ineptly-written it is.
 
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I don’t think any “photoshop person” would need to see psychotic childish scrawls to figure out what a final image would look like.
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“the photoshop person.” Good fucking LORD Russ, how hard is it to pirate photoshop, or get cs2 for free from their actual site as abandonware, and just do it yourself?

“Will be drawn on with photoshop.” He talks like yer mam trying to figure out how Snapchat works. “So the picture button takes a photograph and then I speak into the microphone, is that it?”
 
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